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Robert Griffin III as a college football analyst is...FIRED BY ESPN

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3 hours ago, DixonHur said:

The only other time he has a chopped brisket sandwich was at Lincoln Riley's house, so this tracks.

That probably wasn't brisket then...

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    I really, really hope Shaq punches Robert Griffin in the face. I don't care at all about WNBA rivalries. I just want to see Shaq slap Robert Griffin's face so hard that it flies off and lands on Emman

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13 minutes ago, dec3169 said:

That probably wasn't brisket then...

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6 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

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He probably thinks Bill Miller’s has the best BBQ in Texas too. 

8 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

To be fair, Buc-ee's chopped brisket sandwiches are good.

The best?  Nope. Not even close.

They are edible, but I did see somewhere that they actually sell the most BBQ in Texas.

Yes I know it's a popular take to hate on Mowins, she just doesn't bother me.

She’s like a school lunch lady, always there, does her job but always kinda in the background with no real style or personality. She dulls the shine on every game she calls. IMO, of course.
7 hours ago, MrBig said:

He probably thinks Bill Miller’s has the best BBQ in Texas too. 

Just wait to Sean Miller opens his own BBQ joint in Austin.

Be sure to get a side of his famous "Skyline Chili" also.

Reba McEntire is worse than a bad Reba McEntire impersonator. 

19 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Reba McEntire - Hook 'em Horns! We had a blast at the Moody Center ATX last  night!!! #longhorns | Facebook

Did you know Reba was a Longhorn? 🤘🏼🤘🏼

 

 

I stand by my comments. She’s awful. Somebody should snatch that hat off her head.   

I can't think of a single Reba song I've ever heard.  

I remember I happened upon an episode of her TV show, and don't remember much about it. She seemed like a female version of Tim Allen as far as the sitcom style. 

Other than that I have no idea what she's done. But glad to know she probably hates sooner

Reba is a national treasure.  Not sure why she got in some of ya'lls bad graces.

Just now, Drew said:

Reba is a national treasure.  Not sure why she got in some of ya'lls bad graces.

Red-headed spinner with a thick southern accent? What's not to like? 

On 3/31/2025 at 10:26 AM, Iceman said:

Maybe it was also his first.

Mofo has Cen-Tex roots.  Maybe they don't chop their brisket... until now.

From Copperas Cove that ain't got shit, to Waco where Vitek's is considered a barbecue joint. Not that unreasonable.

43 minutes ago, DougO said:

From Copperas Cove that ain't got shit, to Waco where Vitek's is considered a barbecue joint. Not that unreasonable.


Waco has Terry Black's now. They're cool.

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I really, really hope Shaq punches Robert Griffin in the face. I don't care at all about WNBA rivalries. I just want to see Shaq slap Robert Griffin's face so hard that it flies off and lands on Emmanuel Acho's face. Then Shaq mistakes Acho for RG3, on account of him wearing RG3's face, and slaps Emmanuel so hard that both of those faces fly off and then land on Kim Mulkey's face. Then Kim Mulkey mistakenly gets mired in scandal for being in blackface because she was wearing Emmanul Acho's face and RG3's face. Let's face it, exactly all of that is probably about to happen. 

Just now, Chooky said:

I really, really hope Shaq punches Robert Griffin in the face. I don't care at all about WNBA rivalries. I just want to see Shaq slap Robert Griffin's face so hard that it flies off and lands on Emmanuel Acho's face. Then Shaq mistakes Acho for RG3, on account of him wearing RG3's face, and slaps Emmanuel so hard that both of those faces fly off and then land on Kim Mulkey's face. Then Kim Mulkey mistakenly gets mired in scandal for being in blackface because she was wearing Emmanul Acho's face and RG3's face. Let's face it, exactly all of that is probably about to happen. 

Fuck yeah.   Can someone animate this scenario? 

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9 minutes ago, Chooky said:

I really, really hope Shaq punches Robert Griffin in the face. I don't care at all about WNBA rivalries. I just want to see Shaq slap Robert Griffin's face so hard that it flies off and lands on Emmanuel Acho's face. Then Shaq mistakes Acho for RG3, on account of him wearing RG3's face, and slaps Emmanuel so hard that both of those faces fly off and then land on Kim Mulkey's face. Then Kim Mulkey mistakenly gets mired in scandal for being in blackface because she was wearing Emmanul Acho's face and RG3's face. Let's face it, exactly all of that is probably about to happen. 

Things ok at home? How about work? 

22 minutes ago, Chooky said:

I really, really hope Shaq punches Robert Griffin in the face. I don't care at all about WNBA rivalries. I just want to see Shaq slap Robert Griffin's face so hard that it flies off and lands on Emmanuel Acho's face. Then Shaq mistakes Acho for RG3, on account of him wearing RG3's face, and slaps Emmanuel so hard that both of those faces fly off and then land on Kim Mulkey's face. Then Kim Mulkey mistakenly gets mired in scandal for being in blackface because she was wearing Emmanul Acho's face and RG3's face. Let's face it, exactly all of that is probably about to happen. 

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2 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

Angel Reese fucking sucks.

 

i mean WNBA sucks hard, but Angel Reese is a trash player.

Angel Reese fucking sucks.
 
i mean WNBA sucks hard, but Angel Reese is a trash player.

Did RG3 call her a monkey or something? What is Shaq talking about? She is terrible. The WNBA as a whole is terrible. The players don’t seem to have enough sense to embrace what’s bringing popularity, they’re hell bent on destroying it.
5 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Did RG3 call her a monkey or something? What is Shaq talking about? She is terrible. The WNBA as a whole is terrible. The players don’t seem to have enough sense to embrace what’s bringing popularity, they’re hell bent on destroying it.

I didn’t watch, and I loathe RGKnee just as much as I loathe the WNBA.
 

 

plenty of those idiots ACTUALLY BELIEVE that they deserve the same $$ as NBA players. They’re fucking delusional.

 

1 hour ago, lilMAC25 said:

Angel Reese fucking sucks.

 

i mean WNBA sucks hard, but Angel Reese is a trash player.

No she's not. 

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4 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

 

No doxing, but I looked up her bio it and found the street she grew up on. 

 

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Thanks for quoting me on that.  Super relevant to my post.

I really, really hope Shaq punches Robert Griffin in the face. I don't care at all about WNBA rivalries. I just want to see Shaq slap Robert Griffin's face so hard that it flies off and lands on Emmanuel Acho's face. Then Shaq mistakes Acho for RG3, on account of him wearing RG3's face, and slaps Emmanuel so hard that both of those faces fly off and then land on Kim Mulkey's face. Then Kim Mulkey mistakenly gets mired in scandal for being in blackface because she was wearing Emmanul Acho's face and RG3's face. Let's face it, exactly all of that is probably about to happen. 

I was bored so I looked it up. He didn’t compare her to a primate, he said in spite of his feelings about her behavior on the court, that it is unacceptable for people to do stuff like that.

Shaq is making drama.

If you guys start arguing about the WNBA I'm gonna light a Nari Shakti Puraskar Award on fire and resurrect Nicolas Chauvin to ejaculate on it. 

1 minute ago, Nivek said:


I was bored so I looked it up. He didn’t compare her to a primate, he said in spite of his feelings about her behavior on the court, that it is unacceptable for people to do stuff like that.

Shaq is making drama.

I stand by my statement. 

I can't wait for another season of not giving half a shit about the WNBA no matter how much anyone tells me I should.

And I do like plenty of women's sports.  Several are just as enjoyable as the men: volleyball, soccer, tennis, gymnastics, etc.

But everybody trying to act like the WNBA deserves as much coverage as the NBA?  Y'all need to quit it.

Shaq punching RG3 would be the best thing that league has ever accomplished by a lot.

1 hour ago, FOXHOUND said:

 

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this pissed off a ton of white supremists   

 
this pissed off a ton of white supremists   

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16 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

But everybody trying to act like the WNBA deserves as much coverage as the NBA?  Y'all need to quit it.

It does.

They both deserve zero.

*Ducks*

I didn’t watch, and I loathe RGKnee just as much as I loathe the WNBA.
 
 
plenty of those idiots ACTUALLY BELIEVE that they deserve the same $$ as NBA players. They’re fucking delusional.
 
They could make the same money if they started up an OF.
No she's not. 

When people are making money betting on whether or not you miss your first shot, maybe you suck. She’s not good. She’s fairly easy on the eyes, at least from the neck down.

Shaq just trying to get some dome off of Sid the Sloth.

1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:



When people are making money betting on whether or not you miss your first shot, maybe you suck. She’s not good. She’s fairly easy on the eyes, at least from the neck down.

And a big percentage of the ones making the bets can't even touch the net, forget about touching the backboard. That girl has had to deal with an insane amount of misogynoir for the last three years and is playing well this season. 

9 hours ago, FOXHOUND said:

 

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I don't follow WBB at all but take each of those players off those teams and how do their seasons look? 

9 hours ago, Blotto said:

Shaq just trying to get some dome off of Sid the Sloth.

He better get in line behind me or he’ll have hell to pay. 


I was bored so I looked it up. He didn’t compare her to a primate, he said in spite of his feelings about her behavior on the court, that it is unacceptable for people to do stuff like that.

Shaq is making drama.
He shared a tweet that was extremely obscure and posted it. That's how it became as public as it did. He then makes the entire post about him and how Angel Reese and her people were threatening him. Then lies about Reese's people calling him and saying she hates Caitlin Clark.

RG3 is a grade A cornball and always has been. He shared a picture of comparing Reese to A monkey on purpose. People called him out on that right away. Reese's camp came out and said no way in hell they would ever call him. He's stirring the pot because he hates Reese and loves Caitlin Clark. Shaq punching him in the face would be lovely.

I wish the NBA wouls top subsidising the wNBA so it would then fold in a season or two. Then we don't have to talk about shitty players doing shitty things on and off the court.

23 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

He shared a tweet that was extremely obscure and posted it. That's how it became as public as it did. He then makes the entire post about him and how Angel Reese and her people were threatening him. Then lies about Reese's people calling him and saying she hates Caitlin Clark.

RG3 is a grade A cornball and always has been. He shared a picture of comparing Reese to A monkey on purpose. People called him out on that right away. Reese's camp came out and said no way in hell they would ever call him. He's stirring the pot because he hates Reese and loves Caitlin Clark. Shaq punching him in the face would be lovely.

From what RGIII wrote, this was not the first time something like this was done, portraying Reese as a primate and he stated that though he is not a fan of hers, this was unacceptable.  There is nothing wrong with what he did at all, you just dislike the guy and his personality from what I can tell.   Shaq is being a dumbass.  

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