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Robert Griffin III as a college football analyst is...FIRED BY ESPN

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  • RG3 could yodel into the microphone the entire game and I would prefer him over Galindo 

  • Chooky
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    I really, really hope Shaq punches Robert Griffin in the face. I don't care at all about WNBA rivalries. I just want to see Shaq slap Robert Griffin's face so hard that it flies off and lands on Emman

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Not racist but the greatest ESPN slip up of all time is when Corso said "fuck it" live on Gameday.

 

 

Always hate to see a little bugaboo blow up into a kerfuffle. 

12 hours ago, Deej said:

Bug-a-boo can mean hobgoblin. Not cool, man. 

You’re thinking of a bugbear. 

12 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

Why is this a big deal.  That other guy of theirs has dropped the N bomb lots of times.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't equate those words. Certainly not coming from a black person. 

42 minutes ago, HamsterHookah said:

KnAmeless

Checks out. 

59 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

This thread is funny to read. There is zero public pressure for Griffin to lose his job but you have the typical whiners in here complaining about cancel culture for no reason whatsoever. Well, I guess there's a reason but it's just that they're scared of their shadows because they've been told to be. CANCEL CULTURE IS EVERYWHERE SOMEBODY HOLD ME

They learned a popular new catchphrase and they’re eager to use it in a sentence. 

This thread is funny to read. There is zero public pressure for Griffin to lose his job but you have the typical whiners in here complaining about cancel culture for no reason whatsoever. Well, I guess there's a reason but it's just that they're scared of their shadows because they've been told to be. CANCEL CULTURE IS EVERYWHERE SOMEBODY HOLD ME

I think they’re just mad because it looks like he’s allowed to say it but they’re not.

10%..LOL.

Didn't know we had so much Jewish blood in our family. Shit, guess we need to celebrate Hannukah, Kwanzaa and Christmas.

The Bugaboos are a fantastic climbing mountain group in Western British Columbia.  I topped 4 summits back in the summer of 1990.  Brilliant routes on superb granite on spires thrust vertically out of huge glaciers.  Really a beautiful place.  Maybe this is what he was talking about?

12 hours ago, HRSchenker said:

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You know how I know Leech was a good guy……

13 minutes ago, C-Man said:


I think they’re just mad because it looks like he’s allowed to say it but they’re not.

Right.  Like Richard Pryor gets to say the N-word and I don't, wahhhhburger.

Also, Delroy Lindo in 3...  2...  1...

14 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Maybe he meant these guys?

Happy Insane Clown Posse GIF by DANNY'S HOUSE

That would be awesome if juggalos just all randomly hated Jalen Hurts

2 hours ago, nnm said:

First wife. 
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Traded her in for a different make and model. 
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Is he getting lighter like Michael Jackson? Or is his 2nd wife so incredibly white that he's reflecting it?

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

I went to high school in the mean streets of a poor Tulsa suburb, so I think I’ve heard them all, and I think most people knew what they meant. The only one I learned later in life was the racist term for Brazilian nuts, but I think only really old people used that one. There are also stories like this where the kids don’t know but the grown ups do and never correct it, because they are okay with it or indifferent. 

We called each other that in school in junior high, mostly on the football team. I have wondered if any teachers/coaches overheard and if so if they knew what it meant. 

23 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Maybe he meant these guys?

Happy Insane Clown Posse GIF by DANNY'S HOUSE

"Insane Clown Posse", doesn't even rhyme with what he said...surprised you didn't know that.

2 hours ago, nnm said:

First wife. 
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Traded her in for a different make and model. 
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Just don't understand the chest tattoo. The picture on the lower right. If she's wearing that top, she already has my attention.

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If he had said juggalos I would’ve been so offended.  I’d have gotten on twitter and gone hduabejcmahrbakeinala

I literally laughed hard at this suspiciousness.

This is RG3 doing what RG3 does. He tries too hard.

In this case, he tried too hard to come up with a term other than doubters, haters, dissenters, whiners, whatever... And he landed on jiggaboos.

I hate it for him, but it's him doing him.

He entertains me from time to time. He's definitely whack as fuck, which I find humorous.

 

35 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

"Insane Clown Posse", doesn't even rhyme with what he said...surprised you didn't know that.

Juggalo is closer...

 

Magnets, how the fuck that shit work????!!!!

He’s good at talking X’s & O’s and explaining a play. It’s everything else that makes him tough to listen to. Tries way too hard to be funny. 

So, now I can't stop thinking about what he might have been trying too hard to come up with...

If I think about cornball hard enough, I land on nincompoops.

I'm tempted to troll Twitter and say that's what he was trying to say...

 

23 minutes ago, Slacks said:

So, now I can't stop thinking about what he might have been trying too hard to come up with...

If I think about cornball hard enough, I land on nincompoops.

I'm tempted to troll Twitter and say that's what he was trying to say...

 

Maybe he was thinking about women's basketball team names. Jiggaboo slipped here too 

 

 

42 minutes ago, Helobious said:

He’s good at talking X’s & O’s and explaining a play. It’s everything else that makes him tough to listen to. Tries way too hard to be funny. 

Agreed. If you have to try that hard to be funny, it will come off as cringe and corny. If he scales that back, he is just fine. He knows the game and what he is seeing. 

23 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Horse crap. The word is in his vocabulary.  It's like trying to defend someone who drops the N bomb.  They might not meant to have said it, but it's in their vocabulary...

@Felix guess you negged because you enjoy dropping racial slurs?  Or is it because your phone keeps autocorrecting nagger to something else?

Edited by PvilleStang

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

I met her a couple of times. She was a B.

Those look pretty large for a B. Looks more like a D. 

Forehead has probably taken more loads than a 50 cent Speed Queen

3 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Maybe he meant these guys?

Happy Insane Clown Posse GIF by DANNY'S HOUSE

Only if RG3 was spraying Faygo……

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

He’s good at talking X’s & O’s and explaining a play. It’s everything else that makes him tough to listen to. Tries way too hard to be funny. 

Pretty much. Griffin's a good analyst when he doesn't go off the rails simply for the sake of going off the rails. The schtick becomes just that, and that's why he and Mark Jones are made for each other on a broadcast. 

Pretty much. Griffin's a good analyst when he doesn't go off the rails simply for the sake of going off the rails. The schtick becomes just that, and that's why he and Mark Jones are made for each other on a broadcast. 
Before he got with Jones he was pretty good. Since hooking up with that 51st stater, it's become who can be corniest on air.

If you are old enough to remember these guys, that's who they remind me of.8920cd39c94163c37dde4286714d4603.jpg

Jones is too concerned trying to act 30 when his birth certificate says he's 60.

34 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Pretty much. Griffin's a good analyst when he doesn't go off the rails simply for the sake of going off the rails. The schtick becomes just that, and that's why he and Mark Jones are made for each other on a broadcast. 

I guess I can agree, it’s when he tries to get “intense” like Gus Johnson that it sounds super fake like he’s trying way to hard to emulate something that isn’t his natural style.

It was a simple mistake. Words are hard. He was trying his best. Let’s try and give him some credit. Not too bad for a sphere chunker turned broadcaster. 

Edited by TejasPedro

20 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

It was a simple mistake. Words are hard. He was trying his best. Let’s try and give him some credit. Not too bad for a sphere chunker turned broadcaster. 

Sphere:

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2 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

Before he got with Jones he was pretty good. Since hooking up with that 51st stater, it's become who can be corniest on air.

If you are old enough to remember these guys, that's who they remind me of.8920cd39c94163c37dde4286714d4603.jpg

Are you saying RG3 is Don “No Soul” Simmons?

 



I literally laughed hard at this suspiciousness.
This is RG3 doing what RG3 does. He tries too hard.
In this case, he tried too hard to come up with a term other than doubters, haters, dissenters, whiners, whatever... And he landed on jiggaboos.
I hate it for him, but it's him doing him.
He entertains me from time to time. He's definitely whack as fuck, which I find humorous.
 


This is exactly what I thought when I saw the tweet. Dude was trying to speak off the cuff, went through the mental rolodex of terms to use other than more appropriate terms, and landed on what he did by the time he got to that part of the sentence.

I certainly don't think it was intentional, but putting it in this context it is funny.
2 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

Jones is too concerned trying to act 30 when his birth certificate says he's 60.

So he'd fit in great here?

Reading thru this thread I'm surprised how many of you older posters from the south had never heard or heard of that word. Shit my granny and uncle would say it all the time. 

Won't be surprised if RG3 gets fired, but also I wouldn't be surprised if they give him a warning and nothing else happens. 

33 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

All footballs are spheres, not all spheres are footballs 

Wrong again

1 hour ago, TejasPedro said:

It was a simple mistake. Words are hard. He was trying his best. Let’s try and give him some credit. Not too bad for a sphere chunker turned broadcaster. 

 

48 minutes ago, PantsTent said:

Sphere:

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Spheroid chunker would be the correct term.

 

I'm well spoken, so respect my decision.

 

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