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1 minute ago, Drew said:

Man they get a TD here and buttholes will be clenched.

Us as cowboys fans too. Just waiting for the other shoe to drop…

My anti-Cowboy friends sure haven't been texting since halftime...

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3 minutes ago, Basil said:

Mike McCarthy is a fat fuck who may know what he’s doing.

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Ferguson looking amazing tonight as well. Schultz losing leverage by the minute

Considering how this game has gone thus far being down 3 with a quarter to go ain't bad. 

Cowboy TE caught a ball and made an athletic move.  Unpossible. Imbelievable. 

They could have had the lead here if that Brown TD stood. Or maybe if they had gone for it instead of the 3.

They get another stop and it won’t matter anyways.

3 minutes ago, Drew said:

Man they get a TD here and buttholes will be clenched.

From Chester to Mount Holly to Doylestown and all points in between.

Holy shit. 

Ok Cooper Rush I apologize. You got your shit together at half along with the offensive line. 

Come on defense get fucking nasty here

I'm the absolute worst fan of them all. Total fairweather, let me know when it's going good, but I DID live up there for 5 years. 

That said,I need an NFL team to cheer for,

Let's fucking go, Boys. 

(neg at will)

No better place to bring attention to cancer than philthy.

Meth Coke eyed eagles coach seems concerned 

“Pete Davidson ‘Butthole Eyes’” is the proper description thank you
Just now, C-Man said:


“Pete Davidson ‘Butthole Eyes’” is the proper description thank you

Pete's butthole eyes have seen a lot hotter gash than that Philly coach

They could have had the lead here if that Brown TD stood. Or maybe if they had gone for it instead of the 3.

They get another stop and it won’t matter anyways.

Why would it have stood? He was clearly OB. That was the right call.
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Ferguson will let them let Schultz go


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Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Pete's butthole eyes have seen a lot hotter gash than that Philly coach

If Kardashian snatch is your thing then you be you. 

3 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

I’m not a believer in Hurts.

Love to see a Diggs pick here.

You know he’s dialed in for one now.

Goddammit you clear out the middle that's a cakewalk for him

Just now, deadshank said:

If Kardashian snatch is your thing then you be you. 

It's not but Pete's got a lot longer list than that.

Just now, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Parsons and Von Miller are the 2 most important defensive players in the NFL right now. 

Important?  What does that mean?

Pete's butthole eyes have seen a lot hotter gash than that Philly coach

Pete combines “butthole eyes” with a sense of humor (relative) and a 10-inch dong [emoji1787]

Rick the one time they didn’t blitz up the middle. Just gave him that first down run. Gotta get a stop here.

Just now, C-Man said:


Pete combines “butthole eyes” with a sense of humor (relative) and a 10-inch dong emoji1787.png

I’ve got 2 of 3 with no butthole eyes.  I should be doing better. 

Tiger woods audible shouldn't be a draw. He hits a power fade.  Just saying. 

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm the absolute worst fan of them all. Total fairweather, let me know when it's going good, but I DID live up there for 5 years. 

That said,I need an NFL team to cheer for,

Let's fucking go, Boys. 

(neg at will)

God dammit fuck me. Let's go. I guess I'm a Cowboys fan. 

My dad already put that Texas fan shit on me, I guess he let me make my own bad decisions. 

Someone send me a God awful jersey. 

Ferguson is a new member of the Steve Grogan / Merton Hanks all neck team.

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