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#1

Once asked to write a full story in six words, legend has it that novelist Ernest Hemingway responded: "For Sale: baby shoes, never worn."

No one knows for sure if he actually wrote it, but damn... those six words convey happiness, anticipation, hope, loss, sadness, surrender and finality.

I figured since we're a creative lot, especially when it comes to OU related haikus, we can have a challenge to see who can write a good 6 word story. I'll start.

 

"I know, and I'll do better."

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#8

I awoke to footsteps. Who’s there?

(We did this in 11th or 10th grade English I think, that was my submission. Everyone in class loved it and the hottest chick slept with me that night).

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#9
Just now, Helobious said:

I awoke to footsteps. Who’s there?

(We did this in 11th or 10th grade English I think, that was my submission. Everyone in class loved it and the hottest chick slept with me that night).

Work of fiction exceeds six words. 

#11
1 minute ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Work of fiction exceeds six words. 

Hot chick digged my story. Blowjob.

#13
4 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Man changes story when questioned. 

Actually it was two chicks. Threesome.

#20

Fuck around and find out, bitch.

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#26
5 hours ago, Helobious said:

Hot chick digged my story. Blowjob.

I don’t believe you one bit. 

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#27
10 hours ago, 52-80 said:

this game sounds like it sucks

Lick my asshole you uneducated yokel. 

#28
9 minutes ago, Atxracer said:

I saw, I conquered, I came.... Did I get that right?

Ah yes, how sweet the wine.

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#35
9 hours ago, KaiserSoze said:

I fucked your mom last night.

Woke up drunk.  Ass hurts.  Again?!

#41

They're terrible. We should win convincingly.

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