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Once asked to write a full story in six words, legend has it that novelist Ernest Hemingway responded: "For Sale: baby shoes, never worn."

No one knows for sure if he actually wrote it, but damn... those six words convey happiness, anticipation, hope, loss, sadness, surrender and finality.

I figured since we're a creative lot, especially when it comes to OU related haikus, we can have a challenge to see who can write a good 6 word story. I'll start.

 

"I know, and I'll do better."

Edited by Superhero

this game sounds like it sucks

Drank much, fell down, shit pants. 

Looked at bird; poop in eyes. 

Edited by Prepuce of Doom

I awoke to footsteps. Who’s there?

(We did this in 11th or 10th grade English I think, that was my submission. Everyone in class loved it and the hottest chick slept with me that night).

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Just now, Helobious said:

I awoke to footsteps. Who’s there?

(We did this in 11th or 10th grade English I think, that was my submission. Everyone in class loved it and the hottest chick slept with me that night).

Work of fiction exceeds six words. 

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In every photoshop, Bert is there.

1 minute ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Work of fiction exceeds six words. 

Hot chick digged my story. Blowjob.

14 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Hot chick digged my story. Blowjob.

Man changes story when questioned. 

4 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Man changes story when questioned. 

Actually it was two chicks. Threesome.

For sale: Old casket, heavily used.

Edited by SquishMitten

Fuck around and find out, bitch.

Great thread Superhero. Would read again.

Even aggy thought it was weird.

I saw, I conquered, I came.... Did I get that right?

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5 hours ago, Helobious said:

Hot chick digged my story. Blowjob.

I don’t believe you one bit. 

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10 hours ago, 52-80 said:

this game sounds like it sucks

Lick my asshole you uneducated yokel. 

9 minutes ago, Atxracer said:

I saw, I conquered, I came.... Did I get that right?

Ah yes, how sweet the wine.

And when that day came, peace.

 

1 hour ago, NWBuck said:

r/funnysigns - Six Word Stories

I was too late!

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9 hours ago, KaiserSoze said:

I fucked your mom last night.

Woke up drunk.  Ass hurts.  Again?!

Opened Surly.  Laughing, crying, fapping ensued.

Life is good.  The phone rings.

They're terrible. We should win convincingly.

ou sucks.  all day, all night.

Time stopped. She was loved. Gone. 

Taco Bell. I need new pants. 

Edited by Rudiger

Shit, my story really fucking sucked

Edited by Surly Bevo

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