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On 10/17/2022 at 2:03 PM, Atxracer said:

I saw, I conquered, I came.... Did I get that right?

I came, I saw, I left

I was told there would be no math.

Young girl, dick touch, thirty years.

 

Spoiler

Come on you pervs, we've been married 30 years!

 

Drunken toobers mimic night herons regurgitations. 

Six foot two blue has been. 

Great Joe Bob, hero not today.  

Thank the Gods for Terry Allen.  
 

You better you better you bet.

She blushed. "I'm... burgersexual."

"Robble robble."

21 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Fucked my ex girlfriend's best friend. 

Did he like it?

Fitlump.  Not running.  Shows boobs.  Elected.

Oops Wrong hole sorry not sorry 

Edited by Laxtonto

Had thought. Now gone. Too high.

On 10/18/2022 at 8:33 PM, mchookem said:

aggy is still insecure little brother.

Coach secured. Recruits paid. Seats available. 

Edited by brown water

The twins make a wonderful sandwich.

Edited by Steel Shank
slight tweak

6 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Recruiting first, preseason sixth, Candi’s furked 

FIFY

I farted in Fort Worth yesterday.

  • 11 months later...

River stories.

Frisbee Dan overwhelms the Sun God. 

Cousin It skinny dipping pleasures naturalists. 

It's OU week. Screw those guys.

Oklahoma sucks, even at this hour.

Fuck all of you Oklahoma fans.

Aggie rollercoaster. Up up. October ha!

59 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

See horns down - embrace the hate.

Living in their heads, rent free.

80 days of hunnerd in Austin

19 minutes ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

New medicine. Bubble guts. New pants

Shart thread is that way—->

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