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If you buy furniture now, and he dies within a year, is the furniture free?

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  • SydneyCarton
    SydneyCarton

    Oh, Carptebagger, eh? Tell us your strong feelings about Dan Patrick, Chip Roy then, please, sir.  Hidalgo moved to Houston when she was 15 and she went to Katy Seven Lakes. Of course, the most lik

  • tx 3 putt
    tx 3 putt

    What Abbott is doing to hisd is criminal  

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Lina Hidalgo censured for unprofessional behavior.

the clown’s behavior that drew rebuke. 

Hopefully, she is going to be removed from office. 

Bold prediction - Harris County will have a Republican County Judge in 2026

Fuck them kids. Just like Jesus said.

48 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Lina Hidalgo censured for unprofessional behavior.

the clown’s behavior that drew rebuke. 

Hopefully, she is going to be removed from office. 

Bold prediction - Harris County will have a Republican County Judge in 2026

Shouldn’t you be under a bridge sucking dicks?

Oh good while we're on the topic of removing clowns from office...

Oh wait, you couldn't give two shits about that because they're on your team.

LOL it’s worse than that. He only thinks they are on the same team. 
 

Narrator:  They are not on the same team

Why my heavens! I have never seen such boorish behavior in all of my life! If I were wearing pearls I'd be clutching those motherfuckers hard right now! 

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1 hour ago, Macklemore said:

Lina Hidalgo censured for unprofessional behavior.

the clown’s behavior that drew rebuke. 

Hopefully, she is going to be removed from office. 

Bold prediction - Harris County will have a Republican County Judge in 2026

Bold Prediction. You'll be in ICE custody by the end of the year.

3 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Shouldn’t you be under a bridge sucking dicks?

It should be a conundrum for him.  Hot and sexy with huge tracts of land but  a Democrat woman.   

But it's not.

23 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Shouldn’t you be under a bridge sucking dicks?

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i'm single and ready to step in .....

Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo announces 'painful' split from husband after 1 year of marriage

In an Instagram post, Hidalgo reflected on their decade-long relationship, describing their marriage as one marked by “joy, new experiences, major changes, important lessons… and deep love.” She wrote that their years together, spanning more than half of her adult life, were built on partnership and mutual support, even through challenges.

Hidalgo did not provide details about the separation.

 

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damn, i'm one block away from sylvia garcia's district. im assuming her plan is to run for that seat when garcia retires 

garcia is 75 

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Putt you know what you have to do 

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#csb - paid for a chick's sick cat vet bill. she ditched me couple of weeks later. to be fair, it was a fun 6 weeks before that. huge perfect tits ....

 

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On 12/1/2025 at 4:51 PM, tx 3 putt said:

i'm single and ready to step in .....

Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo announces 'painful' split from husband after 1 year of marriage

In an Instagram post, Hidalgo reflected on their decade-long relationship, describing their marriage as one marked by “joy, new experiences, major changes, important lessons… and deep love.” She wrote that their years together, spanning more than half of her adult life, were built on partnership and mutual support, even through challenges.

Hidalgo did not provide details about the separation.

 

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Am I the only one that saw this screen cap as her bending over in white lingerie?

10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Am I the only one that saw this screen cap as her bending over in white lingerie?

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29 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

If you don't make it a year- do you return the gifts/money?

Would you want such a gift back?

I’m starting to think Lina is pretty high on that crazy/hot axis.

Still, would.

5 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

I’m starting to think Lina is pretty high on that crazy/hot axis.

Still, would.

Well, she’s a sexy Latina. Why would you have ever thought otherwise?

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Well, she’s a sexy Latina. Why would you have ever thought otherwise?

I never thought otherwise.  Just making sure everyone knew that. 

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2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

I’m starting to think Lina is pretty high on that crazy/hot axis.

Still, would.

 

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2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

I’m starting to think Lina is pretty high on that crazy/hot axis.

Still, would.

She is not near hot enough for this level. Lulz at paying for inpatient mental health treatment so she can get well and realize she doesn’t like you. 

Well, he was/is a nerd, soooooo

3 minutes ago, huge said:

Well, he was/is a nerd, soooooo

I mean, he was with her for 10 years. Probably a great investment on is part, to be honest. 

10 minutes ago, huge said:

Well, he was/is a nerd, soooooo

 

6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, he was with her for 10 years. Probably a great investment on is part, to be honest. 

This guy is heading into his 40s single, a partner at law firm, rich enough to fund destination weddings and expensive mental treatment, and public receipts of supporting a difficult ex. And he seems pretty tall. He is about to clean up if he wants to. 
 

She is flying into late 40s with a public history of abrasiveness, airing of mental illness in the NYT and a high-stress spotlight job that led to a breakdown and then blowing up her marriage. It’s about to get much worse for her. 
 

Lots of nerdy dudes sell themselves at the dip in their twenties cause they don’t have the patience to get into their 30s.  This is a windfall, best-case scenario for him. 

1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

 

This guy is heading into his 40s single, a partner at law firm, rich enough to fund destination weddings and expensive mental treatment, and public receipts of supporting a difficult ex. And he seems pretty tall. He is about to clean up if he wants to. 
 

She is flying into late 40s with a public history of abrasiveness, airing of mental illness in the NYT and a high-stress spotlight job that led to a breakdown and then blowing up her marriage. It’s about to get much worse for her. 
 

Lots of nerdy dudes sell themselves at the dip in their twenties cause they don’t have the patience to get into their 30s.  This is a windfall, best-case scenario for him. 

I agree with most of what you've said, but to be fair, she was born in 1991. She's about 12 years away from anything remotely "late 40's."

1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

She is flying into late 40s with a public history of abrasiveness, airing of mental illness in the NYT and a high-stress spotlight job that led to a breakdown and then blowing up her marriage. It’s about to get much worse for her. 

 

27 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I agree with most of what you've said, but to be fair, she was born in 1991. She's about 12 years away from anything remotely "late 40's."

This--she got another decade before she needs to worry about the botox not keeping up with the aging.  

That dude is on another level nerdy, too.  

42 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I agree with most of what you've said, but to be fair, she was born in 1991. She's about 12 years away from anything remotely "late 40's."

Yeah, that was totally my dumbness. But— tolerance for crazy and difficult in a woman plunges quickly as she approaches 40, especially if it’s not directed at a pre-existing partner with obligations. 
 

You can’t be 39 and bringing 27 year old drama to a man with options. 

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1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

She is flying into late 40s with a public history of abrasiveness, airing of mental illness in the NYT and a high-stress spotlight job that led to a breakdown and then blowing up her marriage. It’s about to get much worse for her. 

Careful, putt is going to come have to cut you...


She is flying into late 40s with a public history of abrasiveness, airing of mental illness in the NYT and a high-stress spotlight job that led to a breakdown and then blowing up her marriage. It’s about to get much worse for her. 

This is where I step in.

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