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1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

I mean, my kids trick or treated on bayland 9 days ago

I think i remember her gate being locked and her porchlight being off. Seriously

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    Oh, Carptebagger, eh? Tell us your strong feelings about Dan Patrick, Chip Roy then, please, sir.  Hidalgo moved to Houston when she was 15 and she went to Katy Seven Lakes. Of course, the most lik

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    What Abbott is doing to hisd is criminal  

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2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

They have Rap Chips. Thats prolly what set her off

i dont blame her, those chips suck. bring  back munchos !!!!

rap chips "louisiana heat" was very disappointing

55 minutes ago, royiv said:

Anecdotally, I know several people in that are blue leaning and were planning on voting Beto and Mealer. They had bought the crime propaganda and thought that Lina was personally letting hardened criminals out on the streets. Once the Chronicle gave their half-assed endorsement to Mealer, they used that to justify their vote in their mind.

Fuck the Chronicle so hard for that nonsense. 

Lina fucks

5 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Lina fucks

*about to write something that's going to catch flak from bama chick*

44 minutes ago, Js1 said:

She should consider moving to Spring or Cypress to be with her base if she's so concerned about crime.   Kingwood will take her. 

Hey man fuck you too. 😃

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2 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

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Mealers house on right, Everest food convenience store on left. Travis elementary is 100 feet up the street from the intersection. Chickens…. Not pictured


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But there's bars on the windows of the convenience store!  That's proof crime happens here!

 

 

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Eat a bag of dicks Mattress MAGA, glad you wasted all that money on shitty ads and signs.   

45 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Eat a bag of dicks Mattress MAGA, glad you wasted all that money on shitty ads and signs.   


she just called out Mac and ogg, not by name but you knew who’s she was slamming 

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I know that some in Houston are celebrating mattress Mack due to his Astros bets and his old man-cursing at a Philly fan. However I wonder about his health and mental state.

Younger Mack wouldn’t have gotten into a political fight that could alienate 50% of the county voters. Especially alienating the political party that is in full control of your city and county. 

If Mack really cared he would have offered double your money back on a Sealy Posturepedic if Mealer won

3 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I know that some in Houston are celebrating mattress Mack due to his Astros bets and his old man-cursing at a Philly fan. However I wonder about his health and mental state.

Younger Mack wouldn’t have gotten into a political fight that could alienate 50% of the county voters. Especially alienating the political party that is in full control of your city and county. 

Say what you want about him, but he's always been a master marketer. Part of being that, as you said, is not alienating half your customer base. It just felt like a weird thing for him to pump so much money into and be so public about (the ad appearances, etc). Maybe he came on to Lina and she rebuffed his advances.

3 minutes ago, royiv said:

Say what you want about him, but he's always been a master marketer. Part of being that, as you said, is not alienating half your customer base. It just felt like a weird thing for him to pump so much money into and be so public about (the ad appearances, etc). Maybe he came on to Lina and she rebuffed his advances.


he’s maga for sure, not sure about QoP 

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Local officials have always been quick to praise Mack for his assistance to the community. Something tells me that Mack will get little attention from the Dems in power now.

mack swung for the fences with Mealer and struck out. I assume they wheeled Dave Ward back to the memory care center as well.

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:


he’s maga for sure, not sure about QoP 

There is no difference at this point.

20 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I know that some in Houston are celebrating mattress Mack due to his Astros bets and his old man-cursing at a Philly fan. However I wonder about his health and mental state.

Younger Mack wouldn’t have gotten into a political fight that could alienate 50% of the county voters. Especially alienating the political party that is in full control of your city and county. 

He risked alienating 50% of Harris County. People from the Woodlands and Cinco Ranch buy a shitload more of Mack's ugly ass furniture than people from Pasadena.

18 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Local officials have always been quick to praise Mack for his assistance to the community. Something tells me that Mack will get little attention from the Dems in power now.

mack swung for the fences with Mealer and struck out. I assume they wheeled Dave Ward back to the memory care center as well.

Ol’ Dave and MAGA Mack and other olds were pissed when she rightly went after CrimeStoppers of Houston for becoming a GQP cutout and bloated salaries for the CEO. 

Yet another aspect of the Chris’s idiotic Mealer endorsement: they’d recently done some great reporting in CSoH only to blow it off months later

 

6 hours ago, tokamak said:

The entire GOP message this cycle was that the whole city is a lawless hellscape. I live in Meyerland and it's chock full of signs that say "TIRED OF CRIME??? VOTE REPUBLICAN!!". Dudes....it's Meyerland.

There's dozens of those in my neighborhood at memorial and the beltway.  We don't really have crime here.

56 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Local officials have always been quick to praise Mack for his assistance to the community. Something tells me that Mack will get little attention from the Dems in power now.

mack swung for the fences with Mealer and struck out. I assume they wheeled Dave Ward back to the memory care center as well.

They should wheel Dave Ward off a bridge, along with Abbott and Mack. 

5 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

I mean, my kids trick or treated on bayland 9 days ago

OMG well I assume you had a stockpile of Narcan to resurrect them from the Fentanyl Skittles. 

1 minute ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

OMG well I assume you had a stockpile of Narcan to resurrect them from the Fentanyl Skittles. 

Daddy took all of their fentanyl skittles for his own use and noted the houses that gave them out so he could go back for moar around turkey day

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Daddy took all of their fentanyl skittles for his own use and noted the houses that gave them out so he could go back for moar around turkey day

Wanna hang out, like 8:30 Saturday night when the second half of the game starts 

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23 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Ol’ Dave and MAGA Mack and other olds were pissed when she rightly went after CrimeStoppers of Houston for becoming a GQP cutout and bloated salaries for the CEO. 

Yet another aspect of the Chris’s idiotic Mealer endorsement: they’d recently done some great reporting in CSoH only to blow it off months later

 

I had forgotten all about the CrimeStoppers debacle. For those that don't know, Crimestoppers used to be solely funded by benefactor donations but even more importantly probation fees assigned via Harris County courts.

Fast forward about a decade ago, CrimeStoppers hired a new CEO, who pushed them to buy a $10m headquarters. They couldn't afford the payments, so Greg Abbott stepped in state money.  $4m.  CrimeStoppers declared the state money as an anonymous donation. A year later, Abbott got the Texas Education Agency to give them another $3m. 

All of a sudden CrimeStoppers shifted their focus from apprehending criminals to policy statements and interviews praising Greg Abbott and slamming Democrat judges. Some of those judges decided to stop imposing that fee.

As MAC says above, the CEO of CrimeStoppers now takes home $280K while they only hand out about $210K to citizens helping them solve crime. 

she needs to keep breaking up these good old boys groups in houston 

50 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Ol’ Dave and MAGA Mack and other olds were pissed when she rightly went after CrimeStoppers of Houston for becoming a GQP cutout and bloated salaries for the CEO. 

Yet another aspect of the Chris’s idiotic Mealer endorsement: they’d recently done some great reporting in CSoH only to blow it off months later

 

https://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/houston-crime-stoppers-17130910.php

 

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/04/21/us/politics/crime-stoppers-houston.html

 

 

He risked alienating 50% of Harris County. People from the Woodlands and Cinco Ranch buy a shitload more of Mack's ugly ass furniture than people from Pasadena.

Mack’s Fort Bend location is right across 99 from my hellscape of a suburban neighborhood. The same neighborhood that ole Abbott did his “door knocking” in. Mack is fine.

Who's this "Mattress Mack" everyone keeps talking about?  Frankly, it sounds made up.

2 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:


Mack’s Fort Bend location is right across 99 from my hellscape of a suburban neighborhood. The same neighborhood that ole Abbott did his “door knocking” in. Mack is fine.

I wonder if he dropped any money on defeating KP George. Who won 

15 criminal court judges were up. 6 lost (all Dem). 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Who's this "Mattress Mack" everyone keeps talking about?  Frankly, it sounds made up.

 

Eat a bag of dicks Mattress MAGA, glad you wasted all that money on shitty ads and signs.   

This. All of Houston sucking his dick because he told some Phillies fans to fuck off. Lulz.
19 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:


Was his dad dickbag like him?

I dont follow.  Mack played for Texas, then UNT iirc.  Heard him on an interview once.  His other option was Baylor, so he chose UT.

3 hours ago, Js1 said:

I wonder if he dropped any money on defeating KP George. Who won 

Somebody did. Nehls signs were everywhere.

I dont follow.  Mack played for Texas, then UNT iirc.  Heard him on an interview once.  His other option was Baylor, so he chose UT.

I didn’t follow either. But now I see. So then I should ask:

Why is Mack such a fucking dickbag?
2 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:


I didn’t follow either. But now I see. So then I should ask:

Why is Mack such a fucking dickbag?

Don't think he was until the last election.  Probably got grumpier when his buddy Ed E got the boot.  Who knows.

16 minutes ago, berlinerbaer said:

Somebody did. Nehls signs were everywhere.

 

that wasn't a cheap campaign 

Somebody did. Nehls signs were everywhere.

KP won.

Troy Nehls only got 65% of the vote in his gerrymandered district. He was up against a woman that spent $0 and did zero campaigning. He is still just a boot licker repeating GOP talking points.
8 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Younger Mack wouldn’t have gotten into a political fight

Yep.  Things got weird with him in recent years. I remember him being plenty friendly with Democrats who were in power.

Then again, I vaguely remember when Rick Perry ran Al Gore's campaign in Texas.

 

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