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On 11/11/2022 at 7:53 PM, MeerkatBong said:

@henrygandorf stop trying to make this thread happen. It’s not going to happen.

Want to know how I know you're from Eagleton without telling me you're from Eagleton?

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1 hour ago, RPM said:

Want to know how I know you're from Eagleton without telling me you're from Eagleton?

i bet he prefers calzones.

We'd like to encourage everyone to buy our merchandise. All the proceeds will go towards Li'I Sebastian's favorite charity, the Afghan Institute of Learning. 

31 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i bet he prefers calzones.

Definitely voted for BOBBY NEWPORT.

Doesn't think you can eat breakfast for any meal.

6 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

openly admits to being friends with jerry gary.

 

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he won't drive ten minutes in the morning to get a triple-decker pancake breakfast pizza from paunchburger which makes him twenty minutes late for work.

he works from home.

Drinks skim milk, which lies about being milk.

He hates Johnny Karate.

He overcooks chicken AND undercooks fish

He thinks Mulligan's sucked and hopes they threw away all the extra steaks.

He thinks Snakejuice is neither off the chert nor straight-up deloysious.

he doesn't know how to play The Cones of Dunshire.

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he's a jagweed who didn't even know diddy had an instagram.

On 11/11/2022 at 3:52 PM, Post Oak said:

I've been rewatching it with my kids and it finally dawned on me.  Leslie is my least favorite character. 

Oh hell naw.  Leslie is awesome, especially after Season 1, when they had too much Michael Scott in her. (That's what she said!) She's basically Mary Tyler Moore rewritten for a different era.  Tom is my least favorite main character, but I really couldn't stand Jean-Ralphio and his sister, but I guess I wasn't supposed to like them.  

The cast of people they got to guest on the show is pretty fucking incredible -- Patton Oswalt, Bill Murray, JK Simmons, Pamela Reed, Jason Schwartzmann, Patricia Clarkson, Paul Rudd, Andy Samberg, Kathryn Hahn, Sam Elliot, Lucy Lawless, Detlef Schrempf, Henry Winkler, John Cena, Michelle Obama, the Bidens, Newt Gingrich, etc.

Treat yo self!

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when he plays cones of dunshire, he's the maverick.

6 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

when he plays cones of dunshire, he's the maverick.

You apparently struck a nerve with someone. 

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13 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

You apparently struck a nerve with someone. 

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40 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

You apparently struck a nerve with someone. 

I hate this show. It’s irrational and I’m going to therapy about it.

have you tried Dr.Richard Nygaard? he is *literally* the greatest therapist in the entire world.

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might i recommend an emotional support cow.

well, actually he's a horse, because he followed his dreams.

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On 11/28/2022 at 5:26 PM, MeerkatBong said:

I hate this show. It’s irrational and I’m going to therapy about it.

have you tried, and i know this is a big ask, but actually watching the show?  

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