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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
They should open the roof tomorrow to avoid any future miscommunications. Damn crowd was too loud tonight! 😂

To be fair, you can see him yelling as the ball approaches.  Then the redwood flashes directly into his field of vision.

Yankee fan should be pissed at Judge for not backing off.

Amazing what the Astros are accomplishing. We need to wrap this up today and reset the pitchers. Go finish what is looking inevitable.

Yankee fan, the Astros are playing this series “To the pain.”


Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your postseason team batting average will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your outfield defense, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! Why did they keep running Matt Carpenter out there," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what "to the pain means." It means the Astros leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.

What perfection we’re seeing from the bullpen right now. With brown or abreu giving up a couple of hits or walks, makes you question bringing them in again. That’s the luxury the Astros have right now.

Vasquez-Peña throwing out Bader on the steal attempt was such a clutch play. Vasquez placed that throw perfectly. 

59 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Amazing what the Astros are accomplishing. We need to wrap this up today and reset the pitchers. Go finish what is looking inevitable.

Not going to happen tonight. The forecast is getting worse not better. 

Admittedly I only pay attention to the Yankees when we are playing them but I’m surprised by the quotes that I’m seeing come from Bader. The outfield error is the fault of the crowd noise. It’s a small sample size [being down 0-3.]  The only way to get to the top is starting at the bottom [once again being down 0-3.]  is Nuke LaLoosh feeding him quotes?

Been at the beach all weekend, actually having a life. Y’all should try it sometime. Sweep would be good. Yankee fans are outraged and cash can’t hide the fact that this team isn’t built for the postseason.

at the beach...praying for rain.

Been at the beach all weekend, actually having a life. Y’all should try it sometime. Sweep would be good. Yankee fans are outraged and cash can’t hide the fact that this team isn’t built for the postseason.
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1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Been at the beach all weekend, actually having a life

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1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Sweep would be good. Yankee fans are outraged and cash can’t hide the fact that this team isn’t built for the postseason.

Im sorry but what the fuck are you talking about? One game ago you were literally the Cashman cheerleader squad claiming that the Yankees were the better team in each game they lost and were built for this, they were the better team in 2017 despite losing the series and the equal to a team that beat them in 6 in 2019.

Now you’re all “time to face the music?” You are a fucking clown.

Oh and btw your beach/life thing was pathetic. You should edit that out and probably just delete the whole thing.

3 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Not going to happen tonight. The forecast is getting worse not better. 

We shall see.  There is a window from 7-10 that is clear.  I will keep an eye on it since I have a ticket for tonight.  I guess if it gets pushed, so does my ticket.  

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Been at the beach all weekend, actually having a life. Y’all should try it sometime. Sweep would be good. Yankee fans are outraged and cash can’t hide the fact that this team isn’t built for the postseason.

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2 hours ago, Helobious said:

Been at the beach all weekend, actually having a life. Y’all should try it sometime. Sweep would be good. Yankee fans are outraged and cash can’t hide the fact that this team isn’t built for the postseason.

You’re such a douche.  I DON’T CARE ABOUT BASEBALL GUYS!! YOU SHOULD TRY IT AND HAVE A LIFE!

Yeah we probably would too if we were Yankees fans. But we are busy in October. 

But we are all just bandwagon fans. 😄 

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

Been at the beach all weekend, actually having a life. Y’all should try it sometime. Sweep would be good. Yankee fans are outraged and cash can’t hide the fact that this team isn’t built for the postseason.

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I find it really funny that Helo is a lifelong Yankees fan, and I bet I’ve been to more Yankees games than he has.  Granted, I am always rooting against them, but it is hilarious.  What a sad person.

I find it really funny that Helo is a lifelong Yankees fan, and I bet I’ve been to more Yankees games than he has.  Granted, I am always rooting against them, but it is hilarious.  What a sad person.

Hell, I’ve lived in Houston last 40 years and guarantee I’ve been to more Yankee games in New York than that assclown.

Go Stros.

#finishthem
3 hours ago, Helobious said:

Been at the beach all weekend, actually having a life.

In admiring the driftwood, did you happen to find the Yankees' bats? 

Helo’s Crimson Tide bounced back last night.  Now need his Golden State Warriors to come through.  

Helo, we cheering for Duke, North Carolina, Kentucky, Kansas, or Indiana this season?

"Everybody knows the Yankees really won the ALCS, everybody's saying it.  The proof is all there, everybody knows it!  Why aren't people taking me seriously?" 

/sadfuckingNewYorkers

7 hours ago, slorch said:

To be fair, you can see him yelling as the ball approaches.  Then the redwood flashes directly into his field of vision.

Yankee fan should be pissed at Judge for not backing off.

Maybe he couldn't yell loud enough for fear of choking to death on that stupid ass retainer of his.

Dammit Mom, I got my headgear on!  

No pre game batting practice. It’s not like the Yankees really need it. 

3 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

In admiring the driftwood, did you happen to find the Yankees' bats? 

For @Helobious, “Salt Life” = an Ocean of Yankee Postseason Tears. 
 

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4 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

They blew their self-imposed deadline 

Oh, they blew something alright.

8 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

 

I’m going to go up and post up at the bar across the street for the stadium.  I’m prepared.  

20 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Weather guys are saying this isn’t happening tonight.

It's not raining.  It's sprinkling, and latest I see is that a lot of this moves out by 9.  We shall see.

Manfred has to be the most worthless commissioner in history. The forecast has been known for days, but I guess bumping up the start time is too complicated of a solution.

28 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Weather guys are saying this isn’t happening tonight.

Cloudy with a 100% chance of Yankee tears

the tarp is off the field and they're fucking watering down the dirt.....................because it isn't raining !

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1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Weather guys are saying this isn’t happening tonight.

Guess we'll see.

Already hit with a bad call. Let's not make a habit of that, blue. 

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