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17 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Is that Ted Cruz behind home plate?

Yes

23 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Is that Ted Cruz behind home plate?

And we have to watch that shithead's smarmy face for the next three hours.

Meh meh meh 

no cloak room.  

Anyone catch the gal behind home plate with the sign? 
and big tits?

13 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Meh meh meh 

no cloak room.  

You were a better poster when you were drinking.

17 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

Anyone catch the gal behind home plate with the sign? 
and big tits?

My wife asked me what I thought the sign said when the usher subsequently asked for it.  i told her i just saw the giant rack and assumed it was a local gentlemen's establishment.

Fucking cheaters. That pitcher wasn’t hurt. He was ineffective. 

It's a good thing Helo isn't watching this, or he would be sobbing like a toddler.

23 minutes ago, slorch said:

My wife asked me what I thought the sign said when the usher subsequently asked for it.  i told her i just saw the giant rack and assumed it was a local gentlemen's establishment.

NFT motel whatever that is. I just so happened to be rewinding to look at other things and saw it. Three times.

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Mental skills coach?   Oh yes.  I've seen this one before...

 

38 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

It's a good thing Helo isn't watching this, or he would be sobbing like a toddler.

I’m watching Save The Last Dance on netflix and having a much more enjoyable time. I’ll probably switch to the game in the 6th inning.

1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Is that Ted Cruz behind home plate?

Gottamn Patriot Night tonight is what it is folks.  Favorite son of America in America's Greatest City.  I'm rock-hard, anybody else?

19 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Gottamn Patriot Night tonight is what it is folks.  Favorite son of America in America's Greatest City.  I'm rock-hard, anybody else?

Go to bed.

And miss Ted Cruz "accidentally" clapping when Altuve was called out on strikes.  Twice?  NO way, bro!  

If it starts in you got to watch it. He has nothing moving the other way that is effective. They’ve got to make him get it out over the plate

Fucking Bader.  Nader.  Bader.  Whatever.

Yes, yes they were.  Now I’m hard.  
 

Poor guy couldn’t find a seat mate to attend with him despite those badass seats.  How sad is that

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Yes, yes they were.  Now I’m hard.  
 

Poor guy couldn’t find a seat mate to attend with him despite those badass seats.  How sad is that

Jesus. Shut up.  

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I would like to close this thread out with a couple of @Helobious posts from the last 2 preseasons

On 2/11/2020 at 11:17 PM, Helobious said:

Mark my words, the Astros will be lucky to make it into the wild card game this year. Dusty fucking Baker at the helm, enough said. Expect guys like Altuve, Bregman, Correa to all have their batting stats crater now that they can't cheat. It will be glorious. 

 

On 10/27/2021 at 6:23 PM, Helobious said:

Lol. No one is making 8 LCS’s in 10 years in this day and age. Late 90s yanks couldn’t even do that. This is the end of the line for the Astros, which is why winning this series is so important. Correa is gone. Altuve is showing you his future going forward. No idea on Bregs status but he won’t stay much longer. Yordan is a monster and will be the cornerstone of the team but he’s just one guy. Too streaky as well. You guys will still win the West because it sucks that bad but your run is 100% over starting next year. 

 

Yes, yes they were.  Now I’m hard.  
 
Poor guy couldn’t find a seat mate to attend with him despite those badass seats.  How sad is that
Look at this random guy getting heckled at the Yankees game. I doubt know what he did, but I'm sure he deserves worse. 4147c27b826c671b8670c85f18f11e1a.jpg
8 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I would like to close this thread out with a couple of @Helobious posts from the last 2 preseasons

 

 

I actually completely nailed the Altuve & Yordan part.

On 10/20/2022 at 8:46 AM, Sal said:

There’s no pressure. It’s going to be a sweep or gentleman’s sweep.

 

@Helobious can you differentiate the flavors of TonyTexas, 3 putt, gandorf, mezz, and HtownHorn's ballsacs or are all they all just lost in a  hodgepodge of surly stros nut pudding?

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

I actually completely nailed the Altuve & Yordan part.

Other than that, how was the play Mrs. Lincoln?

Congrats to the Astros fans on taking the flag.  Four in the last Six years.  Damn impressive.  And a damn long wait until Monday.  Hope the team’s momentum doesn’t wane.  
 

f filly 

27 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Congrats to the Astros fans on taking the flag.  Four in the last Six years.  Damn impressive.  And a damn long wait until Monday.  Hope the team’s momentum doesn’t wane.  
 

f filly 

First game is Friday 

Yeah meant to type from Monday to Friday.  Glad there’s a Saturday game to watch with no UT football. And then put it up on the outdoor projector screen for the kids to see during Monday trick or treating. 
 

Astros win it in Texas in 6.  

Good try, Yankees.  As long as you had fun, you won.

22 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Good try, Yankees.  As long as you had fun, you won.

I don’t think they had fun. Did you not hear? They quit last series.

9 hours ago, Helobious said:

I actually completely nailed the Altuve & Yordan part.

Altuve had his highest offensive WAR and OPS since 2017 this year.

11 hours ago, Helobious said:

I’m watching Save The Last Dance on netflix and having a much more enjoyable time. I’ll probably switch to the game in the 6th inning.

I hope you caught the 7th at least. 

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