Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

What the fuck is wrong with you, Houston? Non-CR thread

Featured Replies

The original Houston thread got moved to CR. Don't CR this thread, bro.

 

TLDR: Woman gets STDs from janitor sticking his dick in her water bottle. Note the last sentence.

 

https://local12.com/news/nation-world/woman-contracts-std-janitor-penis-water-bottle-lucio-diaz-doctors-office-houston-texas-sexually-trasnmitted-disease-indecent-assault-aggravated-deadly-weapon

HOUSTON, Texas (WKRC) - A woman claims a janitor with an incurable sexually transmitted disease dipped his penis inside her water bottle and infected her.

The victim works at a doctor's office with the suspect in Houston, according to KTRK. She claims 50-year-old Lucio Diaz was caught on camera putting his penis inside her water bottle.

"He pulls out his penis and proceeds to put his penis in my water, maybe halfway in," she explained. "And then tilted the bottle back and basically rinses his penis in my water."

She said she caught the man not once but two days in a row on a spy camera.

The news went from bad to worse when she was tested for an STD.

"I learned I acquired (a sexually-transmitted disease) for which he also tested positive for," she said. "He gave me an STD I will have for the rest of my life. Nothing is going to change it. Nothing will make it better for me. In fact, I feel like, for the rest of my life, I will have to be careful."

Diaz was charged with indecent assault and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

Edited by crash_davis

  • Replies 1.3k
  • Views 96.2k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Armybrat
    Armybrat

  • Prairie View A&M wants to leave the A&M system bc they feel devalued.   let this quote sink in and BASK in the awesomeness of it: “Since we are a first-class institution, there’s n

  • Macklemore
    Macklemore

    The DAs who have pushed for no-cash bail and ROR’ing repeat violent offenders need to answer to the multitude of victims that have died or been injured by criminals who belong in jail. Soros backed DA

Posted Images

The charges are serious, as they should be, but the guy has a more serious problems.  The entire world now knows he can fit his dick through the top of a bottle of ozarka.  

  • Author
9 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

The charges are serious, as they should be, but the guy has a more serious problems.  The entire world now knows he can fit his dick through the top of a bottle of ozarka.  

Needles can be "deadly weapons".

Assault with a concrete dildo?

That’s hell of a cover story for having sec with the janitor 

Did the water bottle have a provocative label?  Did the bottle clearly object at the time?  Do we know the expiration date and when it was no longer young? Let’s not rush to judgment.

12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

That’s hell of a cover story for having sec with the janitor 

Exactly. There's a few things you can transmit genital to oral but not many. Maybe she is covering for the STD she picked up from a side piece. 

37 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

Exactly. There's a few things you can transmit genital to oral but not many. Maybe she is covering for the STD she picked up from a side piece. 

HSV to the side of the plastic bottle can still be transmittable after 4 hours and maybe longer in a controlled environment. But, yeah.

Edited by Bevo

52 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Did the water bottle have a provocative label?  Did the bottle clearly object at the time?  Do we know the expiration date and when it was no longer young? Let’s not rush to judgment.

When you're a star, they let you do it -- stick your dick right in the water bottle, grab it by the cap, whatever.

7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

When you're a star, they let you do it -- stick your dick right in the water bottle, grab it by the cap, whatever.

Lawyer of the stars? It's only once removed. And I can only think of one way to grab it by the cap and I think you would have to change your diet from Enchiladas Y Mas to achieve that feat.

5 hours ago, Bevo said:

HSV to the side of the plastic bottle can still be transmittable after 4 hours and maybe longer in a controlled environment. But, yeah.

And if she did a serology for herpes without actual viral lesions on her face, then there is a very high chance she already had herpes in some form or fashion. Type 1 and 2 are not exclusive to their traditional oral and genital infamy. I have seen Type 1 down below and Type 2 on the face. Serology is pretty worthless for Herpes.

10 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Needles can be "deadly weapons".

Needles to say…

I was wondering why I haven’t seen the old thread updated in a while.  I’m guessing the Austin thread went to the wasteland also.  

So the perp is a derp that gave her the herp when she gave her bottle a slurp?

 

  • Author
10 minutes ago, deadshank said:

So the perp is a derp that gave her the herp when she gave her bottle a slurp?

 

source.gif&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=6a99b2776f086f

  • 2 months later...
  • Popular Post

I won’t touch blue bell since their listeria outbreak and how they mismanaged it. They knew there was a problem, pulled ice cream from stores but didn’t inform the public.

4 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

This article fits the thread title to a T

 

Lots of aggys in Cypress and Katy to skew the results.

It’s come to my attention that you had sex with the cleaning man(‘s water bottle)?  
 

was that wrong?

On 10/20/2022 at 3:01 PM, billfromlaketravis said:

SWAT REPRESENT!!!

4 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I won’t touch blue bell since their listeria outbreak and how they mismanaged it. They knew there was a problem, pulled ice cream from stores but didn’t inform the public.

Troof. Iirc, it was mainly aggy investors that helped to bring that shit back to market. 

The state of Texas... and all that. 

  • 2 weeks later...

Crazy shit on the local news right now.  Guy apparently barricaded in his house all afternoon with SWAT outside has now set his own house on fire and it's gone up like a fucking chimney.  May have opened a gas line or something.

https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2023/01/05/swat-scene-man-accused-of-hitting-wife-with-vehicle-after-setting-house-on-fire-barricaded-inside-home-in-spring-deputies-say/

1 hour ago, WBT said:

Crazy shit on the local news right now.  Guy apparently barricaded in his house all afternoon with SWAT outside has now set his own house on fire and it's gone up like a fucking chimney.  May have opened a gas line or something.

https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2023/01/05/swat-scene-man-accused-of-hitting-wife-with-vehicle-after-setting-house-on-fire-barricaded-inside-home-in-spring-deputies-say/

Meh, spring is a shithole anyway. In 20 years, everything inside of 99 on the northside will look like Greenspoint

6 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Meh, spring is a shithole anyway. In 20 years, everything inside of 99 on the northside will look like Greenspoint

Username. 

Also from Spring, can confirm 

17 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

Couldn't decide if this went here or the FAFO thread

 

And la banda played on.  Don’t take your guns to town. 
 

9 shots.  Count ‘em. 9. 

There is a longer video out. Turned out the robber had a fake gun.

The shooter pulled out all the stolen money from the dead guy and put it on a table. Others got their money and casually walked out.

Very strange.

Edited by mycox

9 shots! I'd hire that guy to do any job. Lots of follow thru and ensures it's done right and complete. He's got upper management written all over him!

That last shot AFTER he's already disarmed the guy might land him in jail. Maybe not though since it's Texas.

5 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

That last shot AFTER he's already disarmed the guy might land him in jail.

Did he know the guy didn't have a second toy gun? Not guilty.

Skip the first half to the part where this idiot is juggling his tec9 (or whatever) in the air

 

 

It’s seems stupid for criminals to wear their pants low. It has to slow you up when attempting to run away. 

14 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Couldn't decide if this went here or the FAFO thread

 

I bet his wallet is the one with Bad Mother Fucker on it.

5 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Skip the first half to the part where this idiot is juggling his tec9 (or whatever) in the air

 

 

Is homeboys name Jethro Bodean... Using a piece of rope for a belt....

15 hours ago, mycox said:

There is a longer video out. Turned out the robber had a fake gun.

The shooter pulled out all the stolen money from the dead guy and put it on a table. Others got their money and casually walked out.

Very strange.


I would have got the fuck out of there too. No good can come from talking with hpd

grab my stuff. I didn’t see a thing and left because I was scared for my life

the shooter better have a very good lawyer 

 

someone pulled the same type of robbery at blue fin on Washington. Scary shit 

Edited by tx 3 putt

On 1/5/2023 at 5:26 PM, WBT said:

Crazy shit on the local news right now.  Guy apparently barricaded in his house all afternoon with SWAT outside has now set his own house on fire and it's gone up like a fucking chimney.  May have opened a gas line or something.

https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2023/01/05/swat-scene-man-accused-of-hitting-wife-with-vehicle-after-setting-house-on-fire-barricaded-inside-home-in-spring-deputies-say/


https://abc13.com/arson-suspect-pablo-patino-multimillion-dollar-bond-fiery-swat-standoff-in-spring-lotus-blossom-street/12670457/

 

4.5mil bond. Does that mean he can get out with $450 ? 😂😂

15 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Couldn't decide if this went here or the FAFO thread

 

Eerily similar but with a somewhat different result. 

 

The final head shot may have been unnecessary, but am I convicting him if I'm on the jury? Hell no.

8 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

The final head shot may have been unnecessary, but am I convicting him if I'm on the jury? Hell no.


‘my life was in danger !’ 

Dead men tell no tales 

Edited by tx 3 putt

20 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Dead men tell no tales 

Dead men also don’t sue you in civil court 

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.