October 19, 20223 yr The original Houston thread got moved to CR. Don't CR this thread, bro. TLDR: Woman gets STDs from janitor sticking his dick in her water bottle. Note the last sentence. https://local12.com/news/nation-world/woman-contracts-std-janitor-penis-water-bottle-lucio-diaz-doctors-office-houston-texas-sexually-trasnmitted-disease-indecent-assault-aggravated-deadly-weapon HOUSTON, Texas (WKRC) - A woman claims a janitor with an incurable sexually transmitted disease dipped his penis inside her water bottle and infected her. The victim works at a doctor's office with the suspect in Houston, according to KTRK. She claims 50-year-old Lucio Diaz was caught on camera putting his penis inside her water bottle. "He pulls out his penis and proceeds to put his penis in my water, maybe halfway in," she explained. "And then tilted the bottle back and basically rinses his penis in my water." She said she caught the man not once but two days in a row on a spy camera. The news went from bad to worse when she was tested for an STD. "I learned I acquired (a sexually-transmitted disease) for which he also tested positive for," she said. "He gave me an STD I will have for the rest of my life. Nothing is going to change it. Nothing will make it better for me. In fact, I feel like, for the rest of my life, I will have to be careful." Diaz was charged with indecent assault and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. Edited October 19, 20223 yr by crash_davis
October 19, 20223 yr The charges are serious, as they should be, but the guy has a more serious problems. The entire world now knows he can fit his dick through the top of a bottle of ozarka.
October 19, 20223 yr Author 9 minutes ago, conVINCEd said: The charges are serious, as they should be, but the guy has a more serious problems. The entire world now knows he can fit his dick through the top of a bottle of ozarka. Needles can be "deadly weapons".
October 19, 20223 yr Did the water bottle have a provocative label? Did the bottle clearly object at the time? Do we know the expiration date and when it was no longer young? Let’s not rush to judgment.
October 19, 20223 yr 12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said: That’s hell of a cover story for having sec with the janitor Exactly. There's a few things you can transmit genital to oral but not many. Maybe she is covering for the STD she picked up from a side piece.
October 19, 20223 yr 37 minutes ago, Newdoc said: Exactly. There's a few things you can transmit genital to oral but not many. Maybe she is covering for the STD she picked up from a side piece. HSV to the side of the plastic bottle can still be transmittable after 4 hours and maybe longer in a controlled environment. But, yeah. Edited October 19, 20223 yr by Bevo
October 19, 20223 yr 52 minutes ago, Gatorubet said: Did the water bottle have a provocative label? Did the bottle clearly object at the time? Do we know the expiration date and when it was no longer young? Let’s not rush to judgment. When you're a star, they let you do it -- stick your dick right in the water bottle, grab it by the cap, whatever.
October 19, 20223 yr 7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: When you're a star, they let you do it -- stick your dick right in the water bottle, grab it by the cap, whatever. Lawyer of the stars? It's only once removed. And I can only think of one way to grab it by the cap and I think you would have to change your diet from Enchiladas Y Mas to achieve that feat.
October 20, 20223 yr 5 hours ago, Bevo said: HSV to the side of the plastic bottle can still be transmittable after 4 hours and maybe longer in a controlled environment. But, yeah. And if she did a serology for herpes without actual viral lesions on her face, then there is a very high chance she already had herpes in some form or fashion. Type 1 and 2 are not exclusive to their traditional oral and genital infamy. I have seen Type 1 down below and Type 2 on the face. Serology is pretty worthless for Herpes.
October 20, 20223 yr 10 hours ago, crash_davis said: Needles can be "deadly weapons". Needles to say…
October 20, 20223 yr I was wondering why I haven’t seen the old thread updated in a while. I’m guessing the Austin thread went to the wasteland also.
October 20, 20223 yr Author 10 minutes ago, deadshank said: So the perp is a derp that gave her the herp when she gave her bottle a slurp?
October 20, 20223 yr wait I thought water bottles in Houston were just for pissin in and leaving in the street
October 20, 20223 yr https://www.khou.com/amp/article/news/crime/westpark-chase/285-5410bebc-43d0-4b0a-849e-4f23ea6dbcc4
October 20, 20223 yr https://www.khou.com/amp/article/news/crime/westpark-chase/285-5410bebc-43d0-4b0a-849e-4f23ea6dbcc4
December 27, 20222 yr Popular Post I won’t touch blue bell since their listeria outbreak and how they mismanaged it. They knew there was a problem, pulled ice cream from stores but didn’t inform the public.
December 27, 20222 yr 4 hours ago, TonyTexas said: This article fits the thread title to a T Lots of aggys in Cypress and Katy to skew the results.
December 27, 20222 yr It’s come to my attention that you had sex with the cleaning man(‘s water bottle)? was that wrong?
December 27, 20222 yr On 10/20/2022 at 3:01 PM, billfromlaketravis said: https://www.khou.com/amp/article/news/crime/westpark-chase/285-5410bebc-43d0-4b0a-849e-4f23ea6dbcc4 SWAT REPRESENT!!! 4 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: I won’t touch blue bell since their listeria outbreak and how they mismanaged it. They knew there was a problem, pulled ice cream from stores but didn’t inform the public. Troof. Iirc, it was mainly aggy investors that helped to bring that shit back to market. The state of Texas... and all that.
January 5, 20232 yr Crazy shit on the local news right now. Guy apparently barricaded in his house all afternoon with SWAT outside has now set his own house on fire and it's gone up like a fucking chimney. May have opened a gas line or something. https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2023/01/05/swat-scene-man-accused-of-hitting-wife-with-vehicle-after-setting-house-on-fire-barricaded-inside-home-in-spring-deputies-say/
January 6, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, WBT said: Crazy shit on the local news right now. Guy apparently barricaded in his house all afternoon with SWAT outside has now set his own house on fire and it's gone up like a fucking chimney. May have opened a gas line or something. https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2023/01/05/swat-scene-man-accused-of-hitting-wife-with-vehicle-after-setting-house-on-fire-barricaded-inside-home-in-spring-deputies-say/ Meh, spring is a shithole anyway. In 20 years, everything inside of 99 on the northside will look like Greenspoint
January 6, 20232 yr 6 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said: Meh, spring is a shithole anyway. In 20 years, everything inside of 99 on the northside will look like Greenspoint Username. Also from Spring, can confirm
January 8, 20232 yr 17 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said: Couldn't decide if this went here or the FAFO thread And la banda played on. Don’t take your guns to town. 9 shots. Count ‘em. 9.
January 8, 20232 yr There is a longer video out. Turned out the robber had a fake gun. The shooter pulled out all the stolen money from the dead guy and put it on a table. Others got their money and casually walked out. Very strange. Edited January 8, 20232 yr by mycox
January 8, 20232 yr 9 shots! I'd hire that guy to do any job. Lots of follow thru and ensures it's done right and complete. He's got upper management written all over him!
January 8, 20232 yr That last shot AFTER he's already disarmed the guy might land him in jail. Maybe not though since it's Texas.
January 8, 20232 yr 5 hours ago, NorthLoop said: That last shot AFTER he's already disarmed the guy might land him in jail. Did he know the guy didn't have a second toy gun? Not guilty.
January 8, 20232 yr Skip the first half to the part where this idiot is juggling his tec9 (or whatever) in the air
January 8, 20232 yr It’s seems stupid for criminals to wear their pants low. It has to slow you up when attempting to run away.
January 8, 20232 yr 14 hours ago, Longhornstampede said: Couldn't decide if this went here or the FAFO thread I bet his wallet is the one with Bad Mother Fucker on it.
January 8, 20232 yr 5 hours ago, 52-80 said: Skip the first half to the part where this idiot is juggling his tec9 (or whatever) in the air Is homeboys name Jethro Bodean... Using a piece of rope for a belt....
January 8, 20232 yr 15 hours ago, mycox said: There is a longer video out. Turned out the robber had a fake gun. The shooter pulled out all the stolen money from the dead guy and put it on a table. Others got their money and casually walked out. Very strange. I would have got the fuck out of there too. No good can come from talking with hpd grab my stuff. I didn’t see a thing and left because I was scared for my life the shooter better have a very good lawyer someone pulled the same type of robbery at blue fin on Washington. Scary shit Edited January 8, 20232 yr by tx 3 putt
January 8, 20232 yr On 1/5/2023 at 5:26 PM, WBT said: Crazy shit on the local news right now. Guy apparently barricaded in his house all afternoon with SWAT outside has now set his own house on fire and it's gone up like a fucking chimney. May have opened a gas line or something. https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2023/01/05/swat-scene-man-accused-of-hitting-wife-with-vehicle-after-setting-house-on-fire-barricaded-inside-home-in-spring-deputies-say/ https://abc13.com/arson-suspect-pablo-patino-multimillion-dollar-bond-fiery-swat-standoff-in-spring-lotus-blossom-street/12670457/ 4.5mil bond. Does that mean he can get out with $450 ? 😂😂
January 8, 20232 yr 15 hours ago, Longhornstampede said: Couldn't decide if this went here or the FAFO thread Eerily similar but with a somewhat different result.
January 8, 20232 yr The final head shot may have been unnecessary, but am I convicting him if I'm on the jury? Hell no.
January 8, 20232 yr 8 minutes ago, cabowabo said: The final head shot may have been unnecessary, but am I convicting him if I'm on the jury? Hell no. ‘my life was in danger !’
January 8, 20232 yr 20 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said: Dead men tell no tales Dead men also don’t sue you in civil court
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