June 26Jun 26 2 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said: There’s a sad/pissed off woman with a gun, allegedly sitting in a lawn chair in the middle of a freeway. Chronicle will have a better article, I don’t care to subscribe https://abc13.com/post/north-freeway-shut-down-both-ways-cypresswood-amid-heavy-law-enforcement-presence-armed-woman-pct-4-says/16855435/ WTF….does she have a Surly handle?
June 26Jun 26 On 6/4/2025 at 3:16 PM, royiv said: Great payoff at the end. This hit quite literally close to home.
June 26Jun 26 11 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said: There’s a sad/pissed off woman with a gun, allegedly sitting in a lawn chair in the middle of a freeway. Pretty sure that's the summary of a damned good Rodney Crowell song. Shit, that's just a regular Thursday in most of SETX.
June 26Jun 26 From the Chronicle because I’m not a cheap bastard and pay for a subscription to the local paper. An armed woman in a lawn chair caused a standoff that shut down all lanes of Interstate 45 Thursday afternoon, Precinct 4 Constable's officials said. A crisis intervention team was trying to talk to the woman to end the standoff on I-45 at Cypresswood a little after 3 p.m, said Thomas Gilliland, a spokesperson for the Harris County Sheriff's Office. The standoff began after a crash involving two vehicles, and a woman in one of the vehicles got out of one of the cars with a weapon and sat down. Both the northbound and southbound lanes of the freeway were shut down. Precinct 4 Constable Mark Herman encouraged people to avoid the area, as the woman, who officials said was suicidal, was refusing to comply with verbal commands and drop the weapon, he said in a Facebook post. The two-vehicle crash shut down the left and right shoulders, the left lane, right lane, three center lanes, two frontage road lanes, the entrance ramp, the opposing left and right shoulder and five opposing main lanes, Houston Transtar reported as of 1:40 p.m.
June 26Jun 26 If she’s still out there, she’s pretty damp at this point with this storm over the last hour or so.
June 26Jun 26 Crazy woman in the freeway, Astros game traffic and pissing down rain. I might get home by 10:00 tonight. Maybe.
June 26Jun 26 1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said: Crazy woman in the freeway, Astros game traffic and pissing down rain. I might get home by 10:00 tonight. Maybe. I haven’t seen gridlock this bad in a long time. Just need to add in a train blocking all the crossings.
June 26Jun 26 1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said: Crazy woman in the freeway, Astros game traffic and pissing down rain. I might get home by 10:00 tonight. Maybe. It was a fucking beating. I hope the Astros lose every 12:00 game they play. It’s fucking ridiculous they do it during the weekdays. Wish the CoH would tell them to fuck off.
June 26Jun 26 17 minutes ago, Hate said: It was a fucking beating. I hope the Astros lose every 12:00 game they play. It’s fucking ridiculous they do it during the weekdays. Wish the CoH would tell them to fuck off. Just when I think I’ve seen the dumbest thing posted on this site someone manages to surprise me.
June 26Jun 26 7 minutes ago, royiv said: Just when I think I’ve seen the dumbest thing posted on this site someone manages to surprise me. So you work downtown and have to deal with the traffic…cool. and did you even read the post immediately preceding this one? Edited June 26Jun 26 by Hate
June 26Jun 26 Just now, Hate said: So you work downtown and have to deal with the traffic…cool. Sorry your job sucks and you can’t enjoy weekday day games… cool.
June 26Jun 26 My job doesn’t suck at all. Fuck off. I’m entitled to not like weekday games that let out right when 90% of downtown workers are trying to get home. What a stupid fucking thing for you to take umbrage at.
June 26Jun 26 I also don’t think the city of Houston can tell MLB to fuck off. Unless you’re cool with the Astros leaving
June 26Jun 26 2 minutes ago, Js1 said: I also don’t think the city of Houston can tell MLB to fuck off. Unless you’re cool with the Astros leaving That’s fair and I’m not. I should have said “I wish they could” instead of “would”.
June 26Jun 26 2 minutes ago, Hate said: My job doesn’t suck at all. Fuck off. I’m entitled to not like weekday games that let out right when 90% of downtown workers are trying to get home. What a stupid fucking thing for you to take umbrage at. Don’t you live in the fucking Woodlands? Look, dude, weekday day baseball games are a gift from the deities. I’m not the one who makes bad life decisions. My commute to Montrose isn’t impacted by the Astros and it’s not the fault of the Astros that a crazy lady closed the freeway down today. That just sucks for everyone involved. Just now, Hate said: That’s fair and I’m not. I should have said “I wish they could” instead of “would”. By all means, we don’t want to inconvenience your dumb commute.
June 26Jun 26 That crazy lady has nothing to do with all the roads closed downtown that add 30 minutes to my commute every time they play weekday games. And how in the fuck are you claiming “bad life decisions” for me. I mean this is Surly so being a dick is fairly common, but there is absolutely no need for you to attempt to disparage my life because I don’t like unnecessary traffic. So once again, FUCK OFF.
June 26Jun 26 3 minutes ago, Hate said: That crazy lady has nothing to do with all the roads closed downtown that add 30 minutes to my commute every time they play weekday games. And how in the fuck are you claiming “bad life decisions” for me. I mean this is Surly so being a dick is fairly common, but there is absolutely no need for you to attempt to disparage my life because I don’t like unnecessary traffic. So once again, FUCK OFF. Choosing to live >30 miles away from where you work and spend that much time in a car everyday is a bad life decision, IMO. So go fuck yourself, bro. Complain more about your shitty commute THAT YOU CHOSE. The Astros don’t need to accommodate your freezing cold takes about weekday day games, which are awesome. Edited June 26Jun 26 by royiv
June 26Jun 26 In your opinion. That’s the key. You are entitled to your opinion. In my opinion, I’ve chosen very well. So, fuck off. I hope the next day game you go to sucks.
June 26Jun 26 Just now, Hate said: In your opinion. That’s the key. You are entitled to your opinion. In my opinion, I’ve chosen very well. So, fuck off. I hope the next day game you go to sucks. It won’t because, win or lose, a baseball game on a weekday afternoon with a cold beer in hand is awesome. Enjoy wasting your time on I45. The next decade is going to be a real treat for you with the rebuild starting up.
June 26Jun 26 Just now, Hate said: I don’t drive on 45 you dumb dick. You don’t think the rebuild will increase traffic on other N/S thoroughfares you dumb dick? I love how I’ve touched such a nerve with you. You’re awfully worked up about getting called out on your dumb take about baseball games.
June 27Jun 27 1 minute ago, royiv said: You don’t think the rebuild will increase traffic on other N/S thoroughfares you dumb dick? I love how I’ve touched such a nerve with you. You’re awfully worked up about getting called out on your dumb take about baseball games. You said “enjoy wasting time on I45”, dumbfuck. Read your post. You made it personal rather than leaving it light.
June 27Jun 27 Just now, Hate said: You said “enjoy wasting time on I45”, dumbfuck. Read your post. You made it personal rather than leaving it light. Oh, you got me there, dumbfuck.
June 27Jun 27 I'm glad you enjoy living in Houston. I'm not really sure why you decided to be a dick and try to insult me in some sort of weird flex or humblebrag about going to day baseball games and living in Houston, but here we are.
June 27Jun 27 That would be the lamest humblebrag ever. But for some reason I really touched a nerve and I find that very entertaining.
June 27Jun 27 4 hours ago, Vito Andolini said: What’s Nicole going by these days? If the freeway was a bridge over a body of water I might be concerned.
June 27Jun 27 15 minutes ago, ABSR said: If the freeway was a bridge over a body of water I might be concerned. When it rains in Houston, that’s a good possibility of happening
June 27Jun 27 Police need to have guns that shoot nonlethal tranquilizer darts for situations like this. We can't have major transportation infrastructure shut down for hours every time one person has a bad day.
June 27Jun 27 5 hours ago, Hate said: It was a fucking beating. I hope the Astros lose every 12:00 game they play. It’s fucking ridiculous they do it during the weekdays. Wish the CoH would tell them to fuck off. Go Stros!
June 27Jun 27 8 hours ago, Paper_jam said: Police need to have guns that shoot nonlethal tranquilizer darts for situations like this. We can't have major transportation infrastructure shut down for hours every time one person has a bad day. Username checks out. Yeah it caused absolute traffic nightmares. I had to get from Greenway to the Near Northside. That was not a fun Uber ride. Poor bastard spent an hour in traffic taking every back road imaginable for about $35.
June 27Jun 27 6 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said: Username checks out. Yeah it caused absolute traffic nightmares. I had to get from Greenway to the Near Northside. That was not a fun Uber ride. Poor bastard spent an hour in traffic taking every back road imaginable for about $35. Woof, that sucks. And for that driver he probably made half that after Uber took their take.
June 27Jun 27 Just now, royiv said: Woof, that sucks. And for that driver he probably made half that after Uber took their take. Happens all the time when I use Uber in New York. I have no idea how these guys grind out a living.
June 27Jun 27 11 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said: Happens all the time when I use Uber in New York. I have no idea how these guys grind out a living. Same. After gas, insurance and everything else it’s a hard way to turn a buck.
June 27Jun 27 I believe the Constables Pct 4 responded to Grambo. Everybody already knows they're assholes, so I'll agree with Samir here. Drill her between the eyes with a tranq dart and keep it moving.
June 27Jun 27 16 minutes ago, texasdago said: Just here to point out at the Astros are kicking ass and to say, y'all chill. The Houston Sabercats are playing for their first national title attempt Saturday at 1PM on ESPN2 - check em out!
June 27Jun 27 29 minutes ago, texasdago said: Just here to point out at the Astros are kicking ass and to say, y'all chill. July 30 vs WAS is the next weekday day game. I’ll buy @Hate a beer.
June 27Jun 27 16 hours ago, royiv said: Choosing to live >30 miles away from where you work and spend that much time in a car everyday is a bad life decision, IMO. So go fuck yourself, bro. Complain more about your shitty commute THAT YOU CHOSE. The Astros don’t need to accommodate your freezing cold takes about weekday day games, which are awesome. In fairness, living in an area with shitty public schools or paying $50,000 per year for private elementary school isn’t a bang up life decision either.
June 27Jun 27 Weekday afternoon games are the best. I get that some fans can't make them, but it also opens up games to fans that nights are tough, especially with school aged kids in the summer. They're also bad ass in taking off work with friends and enjoying a beer at 1pm on a Wed. Finally I like the idea of giving the ball players a slight break in the flight schedule so every flight isn't red eye flight.
June 27Jun 27 4 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said: In fairness, living in an area with shitty public schools or paying $50,000 per year for private elementary school isn’t a bang up life decision either. You probably don’t want to hear my opinions on having kids, in that case. 😃
June 27Jun 27 4 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: Weekday afternoon games are the best. I get that some fans can't make them, but it also opens up games to fans that nights are tough, especially with school aged kids in the summer. They're also bad ass in taking off work with friends and enjoying a beer at 1pm on a Wed. Finally I like the idea of giving the ball players a slight break in the flight schedule so every flight isn't red eye flight. Ditto. Astros and Rockies next Thursday. Making it a 4 day weekend
June 27Jun 27 4 hours ago, Captainant said: The Houston Sabercats are playing for their first national title attempt Saturday at 1PM on ESPN2 - check em out! Sorry... no rugby options for me. If there was a team here, it would be the Austin Googlymogglies or whatever they were called
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