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  • Beau Vine
    Beau Vine

    I kind of enjoy going to SECRant, because every other school's posters hate A&M and make fun of them, but there are still a few aggies hanging around, desperate for acceptance, taking the hate.  T

  • texasstrong12
    texasstrong12

    Texas (0-2 Big 12 tourney) and Tech (1-2 Big 12 tourney) both make it to Omaha.  Conference tournaments are becoming a waste of time for fans and coaches. 

Just a pre-emptive fuck you gator....hookem

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Tech looks like the loosest, most confident team of the 6 I've watched (didn't see the OSU-NC game).

Yeah I'm rooting for Tech. We're gonna have to play Fla or Arky again anyways if we win again so might as well have to face Tech twice. And I don't mind seeing Tech win it all if we don't. Plus it will really chap aggy's ass. 

Announcers:  How did Tech lose so many games in Big XII play?

 

maybe we have a better conference that you fuckers think.

 

Announcers:  Tadlock will play anyone.  Even Kentucky on the road and a midweeker at Louisville.  hey they were even willing to play Arkansas...

Why don't you spit the SEC dicks out of your fucking mouths?

 

In general, the announcers have been fine, but holy fuck they closed the top of the 9th with a flurry of scrotal massage on the SEC folks.

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Ump cam was pretty cool for seeing that.

The ump cam is like Blair Witch Project for baseball.  Not a fan.

 

I get what they're trying to give us as viewers, but it's not worth a fuck.

Let's send them home Tuesday.

 

Edit:  That reporter has an Octopus head.

Edited by clapclapclap

3 hours ago, Bash Riprock said:

GEAUX raiders

Congrats Bash.  Great win for the Red Raiders.  Hope to see you again soon.

2 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

 

Edit:  That reporter has an Octopus head.

Gata's catcher looked like Baby Dreadnaught

1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

Congrats Bash.  Great win for the Red Raiders.  Hope to see you again soon.

You won't

The 4 teams in the winners bracket at the CWS don't have a national title. Good chance this is the 6th year in a row college baseball has a new national champion.

Parity.

I’m pulling against Tech rest of the way on misguided optimism it will shut up Slorch’s dumb ass 

3 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I’m pulling against Tech rest of the way on misguided optimism it will shut up Slorch’s dumb ass 

Because I'm always starting shit about Tech, right?

 

and I'm such a frontrunner...  I mean, that's truly the essence of being a Tech fan right?  I just got my T-shirt when the Red Raiders beat Duke...

Edited by slorch

Tech-Arkansas should be a great matchup. 

Offenses are a wash.

Starting pitching - Advantage Arkansas 

Relief pitching - Advantage Tech 

Fielding - Advantage Tech  

Really hoping we send Florida and Arky home and get a chance at Tech. Shugart can still pitch Tuesday, right?

19 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Really hoping we send Florida and Arky home and get a chance at Tech. Shugart can still pitch Tuesday, right?

He will probably be in relief of Henley, no doubt.

10 hours ago, slorch said:

Announcers:  How did Tech lose so many games in Big XII play?

 

maybe we have a better conference that you fuckers think.

 

Announcers:  Tadlock will play anyone.  Even Kentucky on the road and a midweeker at Louisville.  hey they were even willing to play Arkansas...

Why don't you spit the SEC dicks out of your fucking mouths?

 

In general, the announcers have been fine, but holy fuck they closed the top of the 9th with a flurry of scrotal massage on the SEC folks.

 

Dont get em started on football. secsecsec aggy whup!

I am in the east side parking lot behind left field, on the walkway. We have a red and blue Kansas tent. Stop by and say hi if you're here, I'll be the drunk guy wearing purple.

8 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I’m pulling against Tech rest of the way on misguided optimism it will shut up Slorch’s dumb ass 

Slorch is irritating as fuck on a variety of other topics, but he's actually a pretty good Tech fan.   During in-game discussions, he's about the game instead of about the rivalry, and is usually humble in victory and gracious in defeat.  You can't ask for much more from a fan of another team posting on a rival's message board.

I'm pulling for Tech because arky fans suck shit, and aggy fans are even worse and they're riding pig coattails.

Edited by FondrenRoad

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

I am in the east side parking lot behind left field, on the walkway. We have a red and blue Kansas tent. Stop by and say hi if you're here, I'll be the drunk guy wearing purple.

If you see some guy wearing a longhorn hat wandering around yelling muledick that's me.

Edited by NeverMarryAStripper

I love ump cam, get to watch the game without the espn idiots talking...

3-0 UW  2 on 2 outs in bottom of the 3rd OSU playing sloppy OSU pitcher getting rocked

A guy? Wait so that selfie woman is not you?

That was before the operation

 

Hey Beau Vine unless there’s more than one KU tent, I walked by yours on the way in today, but nobody was there. The game had already started though.

3-0 UW going into bottom of 4th OSU taken out in the top of the 4th with 9 pitches and there bench looks like sloths around the dugout

NCAA commercial still sucks dicks

Mostly because nothing they say can ruin where I'm at right now, after Tech's win last night; but also because it's almost guaranteed to have a statement bringing outright laughter-  these are why i venture to Texags.

 

This gem, in a thread in denial of Tech's earning the trip to Omaha:  We play SEC level competition all year, no reason for us not to be the best in the state of Texas.

 

There's a case that they are not even third best in the state, with DBU in the discussion.  And that SEC tagalong never dries up, eh?

 

So they made the jump from being little brother to being the SEC's bitch?

 

and they revel in it.  Ho-lee fuck.  It never fails to deliver on a  trip to Texags.  I swear they're trolling the world as caricatures of themselves

oh, and the next thread down:  How we're gonna money-whip Tadlock to A&M.

 

I rest my case.

 

 

4 minutes ago, slorch said:

Mostly because nothing they say can ruin where I'm at right now, after Tech's win last night; but also because it's almost guaranteed to have a statement bringing outright laughter-  these are why i venture to Texags.

 

This gem, in a thread in denial of Tech's earning the trip to Omaha:  We play SEC level competition all year, no reason for us not to be the best in the state of Texas.

 

There's a case that they are not even third best in the state, with DBU in the discussion.  And that SEC tagalong never dries up, eh?

 

So they made the jump from being little brother to being the SEC's bitch?

 

and they revel in it.  Ho-lee fuck.  It never fails to deliver on a  trip to Texags.  I swear they're trolling the world as caricatures of themselves

oh, and the next thread down:  How we're gonna money-whip Tadlock to A&M.

 

I rest my case.

 

 

Third best? Aren't you forgetting Rice and TCU?

OSU gets 2 on (1st and 2nd) with 2 outs UW switches pitchers first pitch hit up the middle 3-1 UW next batter jacks a double plus fielding error on the OF for a triple 3-3 OSU man on 3rd 2 outs

12 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

Third best? Aren't you forgetting Rice and TCU?

I think he's referring to this year.  Neither Rice nor TCU were tournament teams.  DBU won three games in their regional.  And Baylor won one, just like aggy.

Edited by TwiceHorn

passed ball 4-3 Beavers then a single man on 1st 2 outs pitching change.....UW coach probably fucked up big time here with that pitching change especially with 2 outs and runners only on 1st and 2nd

Edited by ButtFumble

bottom of 5th 4-3 Beavers......big coaching "too involved" fuck up there trying to get cute and do something that was not needed

OSU coach just said next time pitcher does not get an out he is getting pulled

UW sets up with the "no doubt bunt" and OSU pitcher throws the ball 8 feet in the air and knocks the catchers mitt off runner to 2nd runner now  on 3rd with an infield out....1 out runner on 3rd

OSU pitcher throws strike then 4 straight balls runners on 1st and 3rd 1 out big corn fed fucker up to bat

infield slapper hit pitcher fields throws to home runner safe next hitter slaps one past 3rd baseman runner scores runners on 1st and 2nd 1 our 5-4 UW UW camera girl looks hot

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