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Bijan. Roschon. J Whitt. X.
A defense that “came to Jesus.”

osu is so fucked.
Hook ‘em.

33 minutes ago, hook me said:

We're 7-2 in Stillwater since 2000. One loss by 3 & the other by the worst coach in the history of Texas football.

Sure, but none of that has any predictive value for today at all.  Not even the game there two years ago does, because half of our guys, including Quinn, weren't there.  A fun but meaningless stat.

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Sure, but none of that has any predictive value for today at all.  Not even the game there two years ago does, because half of our guys, including Quinn, weren't there.  A fun but meaningless stat.

Not really. OSU deep down doesn't believe. We've done a lot of raping up there. Once we stick our hands up their skirts they'll lay down ... this is getting awfully Clayton Williams.

Keep a spy to contain Sanders. Easy peasy 
Let him get out of the pocket. Make him pay when he does!

Hook 'em

2 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

this is getting awfully Clayton Williams.

You said rape twice.

Their _efense is only marginally better than their grapes of wrath counterparts but unfortunately their offense is shitloads better than the aforementioned turds.

I think we can win but it's far from a sure thing and I think the Vegas line is a bit high.

2 hours ago, immamac said:

You sir can shut the fuck up. Lol

Im hoping for a statement win today. This team needs a big road win to prove they are who they think they are. 

We're gonna exercise some demons today.

Sunshine pumper checking in: Ewers will be embarrassed by his low level of play and because he has such a high standard, he throws for elevenity billion yards.
Bijan does Bijan.
RoJo fucks.
JWhitt continues to show out.
Sanders literally takes a shit at the 50 during warm ups to "set the tone" Ala Nebraska games in the 90s and aughts.
D finally kills someone but due to extradition it's OK (not a lawyer so don't ask me).
Bert kicks the ball so hard that it travels out of Stillwater and hits Venables in the dick, wherever he may be.


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37 minutes ago, bluto said:

BIG wind across the Midwest/tx today. Blowing sideline to sideline in Stillwater. 

That fucking field, with its wall an inch from the corner of the EZ and jerkoffs banging paddles on it; of course it’s laid out east/west…

2 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

That fucking field, with its wall an inch from the corner of the EZ and jerkoffs banging paddles on it; of course it’s laid out east/west…

Jerry and T Boone....oil guys know shit about fuck when it comes to stadium layout.

It's very windy here and not a cloud in the sky. As I stand in line at Fuzzy's I'm putting all of my faith in banana boat SPF 30 

Ewers to the Okie Lite D

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10 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

We're gonna exercise some demons today.

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45 minutes ago, bluto said:

BIG wind across the Midwest/tx today. Blowing sideline to sideline in Stillwater. 

Horns better be ready to fair-catch the diagonal pop up kickoffs

5 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

 

Texas is also 8-1 against the spread when Taylor Swift releases an album 

smash GIFOkie Lite’s gonna get it today.

1 minute ago, HRSchenker said:

Texas is also 8-1 against the spread when Taylor Swift releases an album 

Makes total sense.  The guys are locked in their rooms all week playing the new album on repeat, not out partying and getting in trouble. Focusness is achieved.

Heard Gameday say this is the first time Texas has been favored on the road against a higher-ranked team since the 70’s

47 minutes ago, South Austin said:

You said rape twice.

he likes rape?

FUCK OKLAHOMA

FUCK OKIE LITE TOO

Bijan scores 3 times Ro Jo 2 times

 

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1 hour ago, immamac said:

It’s the game that made the wheels come off last year. This can be the game that makes sure the wheels are actually on. 

indeed...it was literally the last game i watched last year, it broke me 😒

i feel better heading into it this year...but pokes always seem to be trouble. never forget 2015😡😝

🤘

3 minutes ago, Zeus said:

FUCK OKLAHOMA

FUCK OKIE LITE TOO

Bijan scores 3 times Ro Jo 2 times

 

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Let’s avoid running the Break Bijan’s Neck play.

Game feels like a coin flip and an opportunity for either team to start to separate themselves from the log jam at the top of the Big XII standings.  With Texas’ remaining schedule we might be saying that a lot (@Ok State, @ K-State, TCU, @ Kansas, Baylor)

40 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

We're gonna exercise some demons today.

Yeah, we are. We not not have the most talented demons but by God not one damn team will out work our demons. Cardio, bitches. Take a lap!

So far this year we've played up for the games we should.  It seems our team has motivation/preparation issues for the games that aren't exciting on paper (tech, isu).

Even with the loss last week, osu is clearly a team you need to beat to stay in play for the big 12.  We should be motivated by the challenge.

The real unknown is that we haven't played well in a true road game yet.  We're clearly improving, let's see if we're ready to turn that corner yet.

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

I expect to get the best Gundy has even if they are banged up. He typically does better once he’s blown his wad when the pressure is really on (loss to TCU) so I expect a tough one. We should with all the talent we have and be able to pull off the win.

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2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

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This is my favorite shot in a long time.  Hadn't seen this one yet with Rojo.  That's badass.

I loved Whittington celebrating for how long he's waited to be healthy through a season and Rojo sure as hell deserved ending his career vs ousucks like that.  Both of those guys were exercising some demons here.

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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that's what i'm talkin' bout

play man

move collins around all over the place

bring the house

2 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

There is a significant chance the future fate of the Texas program for the next several years is revealed today. And my guarded prediction is ……… an upward trajectory like an F-18 fighter jet going vertical off of a carrier over the Taiwan Strait. 

 

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17 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

 

 

So Spencer's giving it a go 

Pretty sure all of those guys are starters.  Wilson is starting Center on OL.

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Pretty sure all of those guys are starters.  Wilson is starting Center on OL.

Sorry for posting Boyd. I don’t think Bray is a starter, only has 2 catches on the year

12 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Pretty sure all of those guys are starters.  Wilson is starting Center on OL.

Yes they are starters.

I heard about this earlier this week, thus my prediction all week that today will get ugly for OSU unless Texas comes out and turns it over 2-3 times.

This is going to be a 42-13 type game, IMO.

10 minutes ago, OB3 said:
Sorry for posting Boyd. I don’t think Bray is a starter, only has 2 catches on the year

Bray is the starter, he's just missed most of the season with injuries.

He played a little bit in the Texas Tech game, but that's it.

3 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Yes they are starters.

I heard about this earlier this week, thus my prediction all week that today will get ugly for OSU unless Texas comes out and turns it over 2-3 times.

This is going to be a 42-13 type game, IMO.

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Fuck their injuries. Fuck that okie over 40 mullet

In ewers, rojo, bijan, x, jt, whitt and our run D I trust

Let’s go boys! Shove it up their asses today.

Let's do it!

Scream a thousand miles
Hear the black death rising, moan
Firestorm coming closer
Napalm to the bone

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