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1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Not a single.fucking.flag. Against osu

 

 

not one

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I didn’t have a beard when this game started. 

1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

I hope their kicker fucks this up. The freeze is the wrong call though. It gives him time to compose himself. Block his shit, Horns!!!!!!

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Gundy's clock management is as bad as Charlie's was

Yeah, break for Texas there.

I must be drunk but these fucking announcers make me want to hear about Chris Mohr

Hope Texas defensive guys get IV's at halftime

Just now, Atticus said:

This defense is gonna get torched against TCU

How about we just get through this game first? Eh?

For that matter, TCU will be a home game. This team plays tougher at home.

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

24 points in the first half against a 7 win osu team

Go clean some shit bitch. OSU is winning 9 unless Sanders goes down

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Not a single.fucking.flag. Against osu

 

 

not one

They are only flagged when the refs know that Horns will decline….pad the stats.

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Not a single.fucking.flag. Against osu

 

 

not one

Well there was one hold but then a bullshit roughing call to let them off the hook. No replays or reviews 

Just now, Dewey said:

I know it's been said, but this announcer is dumber than shit. 

He also beat his friends head in with a baseball bat. He’s a good guy

Fair to say we were lucky to go into halftime up 7?

I’d say it’s about right. Texas isn’t playing particularly well but OSU isn’t exactly lighting the world on fire.
1 minute ago, Atticus said:

This defense is gonna get torched against TCU

Fat Pat will be dialed in for that one.

Just now, UDontKnow said:

How about we just get through this game first? Eh?

For that matter, TCU will be a home game. This team plays tougher at home.

Fair enough, but the way OSU is attacking us is the same way TCU can, but TCU will do it better with more mismatches outside.

3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Worthy should be joining Ewers and Sanders in playing catch to get in rhythm on their off days 

I'll note that all of Ewers throws to Whitt look good. I continue to think our other receivers either are incapable or refuse to adjust their routes to the ball. 

Just now, Atticus said:

Fair enough, but the way OSU is attacking us is the same way TCU can, but TCU will do it better with more mismatches outside.

TCU is gey my dude. 

Hope Texas defensive guys get IV's at halftime

And a special assistant promoted to DC
Just now, C-Man said:

Lucky to be ahead at half

But...but...we scored 31. 

Halftime adjustments gonna be made...

How we feelin' SURLY ??? 

2 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Terrible non calls. No problem if called both ways, but an obvious chop block, WR holding, etc. Call it fair or don't call it.
Who is on staff that is the dedicated "fuck you ref" person. Get a TA on that.....

 

There was a chop block not called in the red zone on OSU's previous TD drive as well.

Halftime adjustments gonna be made...
How we feelin' SURLY ??? 

Lulz. Good one.
4 minutes ago, SilasCoade said:

Lucky to not be down 17

Could easily be up 17 without miscommunications on offense and dumb defensive mistakes and penalties.  We are much better then them but are keeping it close by being dumb. 

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Halftime adjustments gonna be made...

How we feelin' SURLY ??? 

We winning 41-35

5 minutes ago, Dewey said:

I know it's been said, but this announcer is dumber than shit. 

We should offer him a scholarship, he’ll fit right in.

Gundy didn't call a timeout because he didn't want us to get a chance to review that spot. He was going to call a timeout when he thought it was third down but when he realized they were giving them a first down he changed his mind.

D letting OSU hang around.  This will not end well.

Lucky to be ahead at half

Eh. The win last week was luckier and people were up in arms about the L word. Texas and OSU have both left some things on the field. Texas up one score feels about right on balance.

Game is there for the taking but every data point for this program under Sark points toward this ending up a loss. I’m not holding my breath, but this is the do or die moment for this team to show it’s different.
Just now, Hook1997 said:

Could easily be up 17 without miscommunications on offense and dumb defensive mistakes and penalties.  We are much better then them but are keeping it close by being dumb. 

Yeah, honestly, I think OSU is the lucky one here. We have shot ourselves in the foot a lot. 

2 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:
6 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Worthy should be joining Ewers and Sanders in playing catch to get in rhythm on their off days 

I'll note that all of Ewers throws to Whitt look good. I continue to think our other receivers either are incapable or refuse to adjust their routes to the ball

I think it's a mixed bag. There have been several where you just wonder if the wrong route was run. I've seen some across the season I thought could be adjusted to. Others, I think folks overestimate how quickly one can adjust to the ball.

7 minutes ago, yoladu said:

I didn’t have a beard when this game started. 

Yeah this is the slowest game in CFB I have ever seen.

This game should be a win but Sark doesn’t have this team prepared. Just a bunch of shit thrown together with scotch tape. PK is praying someone bails him out 

2 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Could easily be up 17 without miscommunications on offense and dumb defensive mistakes and penalties.  We are much better then them but are keeping it close by being dumb. 

that fucking line has been accurate regarding Texas since 2009.    

 

there is a real issue with the defense being absolutely brain dead trying to defend a slant pass, esp on 3rd or 4th down

Just now, Atticus said:

Go clean some shit bitch. OSU is winning 9 unless Sanders goes down

Sanders is hurt, he has a shoulder contusion, his ankle is hurt, he has Hemorrhoids, he has a hang nail….total bull…kool-aid.

2 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


Eh. The win last week was luckier and people were up in arms about the L word. Texas and OSU have both left some things on the field. Texas up one score feels about right on balance.

Game is there for the taking but every data point for this program under Sark points toward this ending up a loss. I’m not holding my breath, but this is the do or die moment for this team to show it’s different.

This! Fuck trusting you until you prove us different. 

1 minute ago, sith_horn said:

I think it's a mixed bag. There have been several where you just wonder if the wrong route was run. I've seen some across the season I thought could be adjusted to. Others, I think folks overestimate how quickly one can adjust to the ball.

when the coaches are getting on the receiver it's a pretty good bet what happened

7 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Lucky to be ahead at half

2 turnovers and block punt helps.

3 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

We should offer him a scholarship, he’ll fit right in.

The screwdriver kidnapper? Fuck that piece of shit

7 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

But...but...we scored 31. 

Yea…and Bama scored 49 last week.

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

This game should be a win but Sark doesn’t have this team prepared. Just a bunch of shit thrown together with scotch tape. PK is praying someone bails him out 

Such a bad take. OSU is top ten for a reason with a 10th year QB at helm.

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