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This loss is on Sark. Just a fucking shitshow of a 2nd half. I simply do not understand offensive coaches who are unable or unwilling to stop forcing something in when it's not working. There's a reason Sark has a shitty road record and 1 score record. He may just not have the mentality to pull out a win unless the other team shits the bed. 

Dear Arch,
Can't wait to see you!
Love,
Surly

It’s not going to make a shit

We are so fucking fragile that our players just quit instantly when things arnt going as planned. Self sabotage. Insane. 

Wow, dang.  

Hook'em.  
Crazy to think how good we were despite how terrible we were.
So much to look forward to in the future when these kids get things figured out.
Congrats, OSU.
Well said!!

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It’s not going to make a shit

Not a fucking one.

That route was open ALL day and he only threw to him in that last series.
Fuck Sark.
Fuck Qski
Fuck CDC for another season and a half of this this same BS.


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Fack - Texas lost, LSU won... not awesome for the Toviano 2023 sweepstakes.

Just now, mdmost said:

This loss is on Sark. Just a fucking shitshow of a 2nd half. I simply do not understand offensive coaches who are unable or unwilling to stop forcing something in when it's not working. There's a reason Sark has a shitty road record and 1 score record. He may just not have the mentality to pull out a win unless the other team shits the bed. 

Hard to do a lot when the starting QB can’t hit anything. That might have been the worst UT performance since Card against ISU. 

We should have thrown all the money at Gundy. Dude is a darn good coach.

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2 minutes ago, RPM said:

Dear Arch,

Can't wait to see you!

Love,

Surly

Won’t matter.  HC is a loser.

2 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

Come to Texas, secure the bag, become a celebrity, and maybe play a little football when you feel like it. 
 

Our culture as an entire program, from the University to the fans, is the problem. 

Weird because it doesn't affect the other teams. 

Fuck this. Catch the ball. Make plays. Got damn, there isn’t coaching just fucking do what your trained to do when your hands on are the ball.

The Players quit because they lost faith in their below average head coach with no balls. I’ve criticized him after our wins too, again Sark AINT’T it!!

Really looks like ewers doesn’t care
I think that's his mentality. He figures he will throw at least 15 thousand passes so who cares? He thinks he is going to miss some but oh well

That’s sums it up.  A perfect throw and  it bounces off the hands of Sanders who was nails today.   Just a shitastic performance all around Longhorns.  Bravo.  

Lulz Ewers finally shows up and his receivers grow fins

Did Ewers run the ball at all? A QB can scramble then fuckng slide. They were totally keying on our RBs,  a few keepers for five or ten yards could have made a world of difference. Sarked again

What a fucking loss. Fuck this shit. We were up 31-17?!!!?!!?

Russian army going to start playing this game on repeat in their torture rooms.

2 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

Our culture as an entire program, from the University to the fans, is the problem. 

No no no. Several on here will tell you we are all big p’s because we saw a qb that couldn’t be effective today when we know there is a serviceable one on the sideline

Fuck Sark. He’s done here. At this point we’ll just have to go through another season or two of these bullshit losses. Then we get to do a coaching search. As we head into the SEC. Oof 

The coaching staff hasn’t grown one bit.  They should have learned how to close out games like this when you don’t have your best stuff.  The young gunslinger was obviously not 💯.  Make the decisions to win the game, if you would have kept pounding the running game this team would have won.  

3 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

Come to Texas, secure the bag, become a celebrity, and maybe play a little football when you feel like it. 
 

Our culture as an entire program, from the University to the fans, is the problem. 

Nah. We've just missed on three head coaching hires.

1 minute ago, GabrielsHorn said:

Hard to do a lot when the starting QB can’t hit anything.

i heard you keep more than 1 qb on the roster for this sort of thing

so many passes "Ewer"thrown!  Maybe his throwing shoulder hasn't healed.  However, 5.00 is an overrated guy, doesn't have good mechanics.  He's going to make more NIL money in college than the NFL.  Fix his mechanics or he's a bust. 

It’s a culture loss. It’s a team full of prima Donna pussies. 

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Did Ewers run the ball at all? A QB can scramble then fuckng slide. They were totally keying on our RBs,  a few keepers for five or ten yards could have made a world of difference. Sarked again

Yes, a pretty key one that got called back for bullshit. He also has a SC injury to think about.

This on the players. Ever play or “not play” had guys in position. Fucking make a play you fucking losers.

 

This team is is full of ducking losers.

2 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

Come to Texas, secure the bag, become a celebrity, and maybe play a little football when you feel like it. 
 

Our culture as an entire program, from the University to the fans, is the problem. 

Being a fan of the Dallas Cowboys, both of these 2 teams are the exact same. I get UT has had more recent success than Dallas but they are one in the same. They are brands first and a football team second. Soft as hell and fizzle out when the big games arrive. No consistency at all. 

7 minutes ago, GabrielsHorn said:

Hard to do a lot when the starting QB can’t hit anything. That might have been the worst UT performance since Card against ISU. 

You have a fucking backup that you choose to not even look at. You have two great running backs yet you kept putting the ball in the hands of a QB that didn't have it. Stop making excuses for Sark. He should be better than this. Ewers is a fucking freshman. Make the game easier for him. 

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4 minutes ago, RPM said:

Dear Arch,

Can't wait to see you!

Love,

Surly

I’ve got some bad news for you…. I don’t think he’s coming.

1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Did Ewers run the ball at all? A QB can scramble then fuckng slide. They were totally keying on our RBs,  a few keepers for five or ten yards could have made a world of difference. Sarked again

Yep, and it got called back

Had a chance, but couldn't hold it together. Really though, Texas didn't deserve to win today. Yeah, the refs screwed us, but way too sloppy today. We knew the refs would be against us. If we hadn't fucked the dog, they wouldn't have mattered. Sark should have pulled Ewers in the third and for most of the 4th. But since he didn't, I think it was appropriate to ride him on the last two possessions and see if he could pull it out. Card would have come in cold without being able to establish any rhythm at that point.

1-6 on the fucking road and counting

I don’t think it’s good for my health to watch this team anymore this season….  Terrible 

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11 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

I think there's more than one route. He can't control Ewers choosing to arm punt it every fucking time.

Uh. Yes. Bench him for at least two series. Let’s see how Card moves the team. It won a game for Clemson today! 

Bad tackling, tons of penalties, bad throws, bad catches, multiple turnovers, bad kicking, and bad play calling. Special teams was the only good plays in the entire game

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