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Get some fucking chemistry together.

10 Bone in, look at each other, get messy. Lick your lips. Anything.

Touch his feet by accident

Time to step the fuck up, D. 

Edited by TXRed

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Just now, TXRed said:

Time to step the fuck up, D. 

Sir this is a chicken thread

1 minute ago, Brian Fantana said:

Sir this is a chicken thread

Lol I’m an idiot.

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Lick each other’s fucking fingers goddamn

Whittington needs to demand some of these throws

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More like "Quinn Ewers needs to kick the shit out of Xavier Worthy for his "I could give a fuck" attitude if the pass isn't exactly where he wants it.

45 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Get some fucking chemistry together.

10 Bone in, look at each other, get messy. Lick your lips. Anything.

Touch his feet by accident

You know they live together, right?

Unless they were just saying that

5 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

More like "Quinn Ewers needs to kick the shit out of Xavier Worthy for his "I could give a fuck" attitude if the pass isn't exactly where he wants it.

Nah just downgrade him to McDonald's nuggets

4 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Dry rub, the chicken. Lemon pep

That's S-tier for sure, but I'm also a huge fan of BW&R's sweet habanero sauce. Overall prefer dry rubs though.

1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

Get some fucking chemistry together.

10 Bone in, look at each other, get messy. Lick your lips. Anything.

Touch his feet by accident

Oscar Giles would just get in their way. 

Fuck pluckers. They need some old fashioned wings from Grandma's house with all the sides. 

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These mfers are buying Dr Peppers. Cause they’re boys, and not men.

Xavier needs to tell Ewers to sit the fuck down 

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Why snap the ball at the end of the quarter, like a split wing, when you could just fucking go to the 4th

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Those who are on campus need to treat Quinn like a 1/4 lb hotdog at our Guadalupe location, shunned and alone.

“We won last week, you want me to win again?”

-Steve Sarkisian snacking on a side salad

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Astros in the corner just inhaling breaded chicken

give me wildcat with Whittington

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I’m dine n dashing cause I know how this fucking ends. 4:17 left

More like I ain’t payin for dis shit

5 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Get some fucking chemistry together.

10 Bone in, look at each other, get messy. Lick your lips. Anything.

Touch his feet by accident

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I am only going to interpret Texas games through the lens of a Pluckers location now. Thank you.

I think I saw Quinn at the Lakeline Pluckers. I touched his foot by accident then I realized it was some other dude with a mullet. Fuck - we're not making progress.

Was he a gentle lover, at least?

F raising Cane's. Where was Whittington? Probably getting extra ranch for the fried pickles.

1 hour ago, n64ra said:

I think I saw Quinn at the Lakeline Pluckers. I touched his foot by accident then I realized it was some other dude with a mullet. Fuck - we're not making progress.

Did y’all fuck or wut

  • 1 month later...

I was just informed that X's instagram has some changes that are not encouraging, if you put any stock in that sort of thing

4 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I was just informed that X's instagram has some changes that are not encouraging, if you put any stock in that sort of thing

Meh, addition by subtraction. 

5 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I was just informed that X's instagram has some changes that are not encouraging, if you put any stock in that sort of thing

Such as? Help us old folks without Instagram accounts out. 
 

also agree on above if he’s leaving. Addition by subtraction is putting it nicely. 

Not sure waiting 30 mins to sit in a dirty restaurant and eat cold shitty wings will help their relationship 

Definitely don’t want him to leave but if he’s unhappy it’s better for everyone he moves on

3 minutes ago, 936horn said:

Such as? Help us old folks without Instagram accounts out. 
 

also agree on above if he’s leaving. Addition by subtraction is putting it nicely. 

I'm an old myself but basically no Texas related posts left and a 2 fingers hand emoji

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Not sure waiting 30 mins to sit in a dirty restaurant and eat cold shitty wings will help their relationship 

Didn't want to start a new thread, not my title 

Lol he quit on the field about halfway through the season so it’s not like he’s going to be a big loss.  And when the ball gets to him, he’s had the drops this season. He has scrubbed all Texas stuff on his Instagram.

Edited by victory88

Least shocking news all day then. I guess good luck to him but he is a fucking quitter on the field who looked like he stopped giving a shit about 8 weeks ago. 

14 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I'm an old myself but basically no Texas related posts left and a 2 fingers hand emoji

Not sure if this is his but this is going aroundCC088800-E132-4616-B0A1-4052BCCDC5BE.thumb.jpeg.a41867e34a283332d1e67fb440eab9ae.jpeg

Kind of saw the writing on the wall when all of our wins started having to come from feeding Bijan and Roschon. Between Quinn getting the yips and Zay's drops and apparent lack of give a fuck our passing game was embarrassing 

Neyor >>> X

Bye. The portal will giveth what we need 

19 minutes ago, TankedBevo said:

Kind of saw the writing on the wall when all of our wins started having to come from feeding Bijan and Roschon. Between Quinn getting the yips and Zay's drops and apparent lack of give a fuck our passing game was embarrassing 

Saying our wins came by feeding our generational talent and the guy who is the heart and soul of this team isn’t saying much. We had to play with the hand we were dealt and it would have been stupid to try to continue to feature Worthy just to make him happy.

Edited by Hookem2147

Twitter has Texas stuff on it. I’d think he would wait till the Kansas game is over. But whatevs. Portal will be full of wr this off season.

I will trade Worthy for Stewart. Would even kick in a little cash. 

He retweeted the Jayhawk in longhorn gear on Twitter.  Maybe he just hasn’t got to scrubbing the Twitter yet like did Instagram. 

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