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8 minutes ago, Red Five said:

(ball lands five feet behind him)

Would that be before or after the drop?

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25 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Still trying to catch the ball with one hand, I see.

I will take "trying to catch the ball".

1 hour ago, cochamps said:

I will take "trying to catch the ball".

Much of last season felt like crazy pills time. He'd be open, and the ball would land a foot to his left or his right. Zero attempt to adjust to the ball while it was in the air. Zero attempt to even extend his arms. Fans yell at Ewers. 

(Ewers of course legit missed him plenty too, that's not what I'm saying)

QB's are going to miss you. If the ball is in your catch radius, fucking try to catch it..

12 hours ago, Deej said:

 If the ball is in your catch radius, fucking try to catch it..

QE needs to have this shirt made and wear it everyday. 

A repeat of last season's performance by either of them will negatively affect Worthy's draft status, and likely of other players as well. Besides Worthy's own efforts, his position coach, offensive coordinator, and head coach need to respond to poor play by benching him asap. Leaving either Ewers, Worthy, or anyone else on the field when they can't throw accurately or catch anything that doesn't land in their hands is not going to change

"Wulll... but Worthy had a broke hand, and Ewers got squarshed flat back against Bama, and Sark didn't want to make them feel bad."

Maybe trying a different tactic than throwing the deep ball every third pass, to a receiver with a brioken hand would bear fruit?

is there a more overrated player in competitive sports than xavier worthy?

It’s a contract year for him. He is creating the buzz. Let’s see some damn stats. 

11 minutes ago, futureman said:

is there a more overrated player in competitive sports than xavier worthy?

Jackson Mahomes

50 minutes ago, futureman said:

is there a more overrated player in competitive sports than xavier worthy?

Mike White. 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

is there a more overrated player in competitive sports than xavier worthy?

Rudy

I was going to quote futureman and respond, but then I realized I would have to quote futureman.

So fuck it.

11 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

I was going to quote futureman and respond, but then I realized I would have to quote futureman.

So fuck it.

you accomplished so much here.

5 hours ago, Ghost of Shag said:

I was going to quote futureman and respond, but then I realized I would have to quote futureman.

So fuck it.

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On 5/17/2023 at 11:01 AM, Park Gothic said:

 

Awkward Season 2 GIF by Friends

On 5/17/2023 at 11:01 AM, Park Gothic said:

 

So he broke the left hand right?   That’s why he’s only using the right. 

21 hours ago, Nivek said:

He is going to kick ass this year.   

This. I hope all the whiny titty babies in this thread have to eat their words this season. It’s like no other player ever had a sophomore slump. You’d think we had to invent that phrase for Worthy.

41 minutes ago, hornian said:

This. I hope all the whiny titty babies in this thread have to eat their words this season. It’s like no other player ever had a sophomore slump. You’d think we had to invent that phrase for Worthy.

If he plays with the same effort as he did his freshmen year with a stronger body as pictured above then the sky is the limit. Sophomore slump is a weak excuse.

23 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

If he plays with the same effort as he did his freshmen year with a stronger body as pictured above then the sky is the limit. Sophomore slump is a weak excuse.

As weak as it is, it’s still a excuse

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On 5/19/2023 at 8:29 AM, BurntOrange&White said:

This is Texas football in 2023, no more excuses. Only results!

a novel concept.  this year definitely feels different. 

As weak as it is, it’s still a excuse

Colt had a bad 2nd year. I’m sure it’s a combo of cockiness of being in year two and also still young.
On 5/19/2023 at 9:04 AM, BurntOrange&White said:

If he plays with the same effort as he did his freshmen year with a stronger body as pictured above then the sky is the limit. Sophomore slump is a weak excuse.

How do you know his body is stronger in the above picture? Show your apples to apples comparison with measurables.

8 hours ago, markstanco said:


Colt had a bad 2nd year. I’m sure it’s a combo of cockiness of being in year two and also still young.

Also I believe most of the OL from the 2005 team was gone for his 2nd year.

Also I believe most of the OL from the 2005 team was gone for his 2nd year.

Will Allen and Jon Scott were gone after the ‘05 season. Blalock, Sendlein and Studdard left after ‘06.

Colts 2nd season as QB had none of the starters from the championship team.
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7rec 90 yds no touchdowns and still dogshit chemistry on deep passes.

The two are awarded Buffalo Medium with no ranch, certainly no blue cheese. Celery only.

Ewers needs to look at receivers not named Worthy and progress to atleast his second option that’s not a check down sometimes….   So everyone else take him to Pluckers.

X has got to be the most polarizing player I've ever seen. He's either shitting his pants or shitting on an opposing defense. 

He fucking sucks. Catches less than half the balls thrown his way. Even ones that hit him in the hands. He should have involuntarily fucking shoved into the transfer portal last year

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Great night for all. Finally landed some of the 20+ yd completions. Last TD throw was still in a weird spot.

but 63% completion percentage 350 yds and 3 TDs on the road against BAMA get you 2 blue cheese and crispy buffalo hot Quinton.

Worthy with mango habanero and a cup of ranch.

 

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Bumping this best thread on the internet. Seems they brought the entire WR group to wing night as all WRs who have caught a pass have a 10+ YPC this season, according to ESPN and nothing I looked at 

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