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"4th down...midfield...looking for momentum...and their gonna bring out the punt team."

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Bush's beans is the official chili bean of the SEC.

What the fuck did we get ourselves into?

Jimbo will find a way to squeak out the win tonight.  It’s what he does.  Get his 8 wins and claim next year is the year.  They are the anti Texas in that we find ways to blow these games and they somehow seem to win them.  

Ain’t no god damn beans in chili. 
 

We are fucked.

1 minute ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Jimbo will find a way to squeak out the win tonight.  It’s what he does.  Get his 8 wins and claim next year is the year.  They are the anti Texas in that we find ways to blow these games and they somehow seem to win them.  

This is very true. 

Good to see Rattler still gobbles crank.

Seems like he's actually worse.

Fucking rattlesnake could have run for the first but instead throws it out of bounds, fucking idiot

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Good to see Rattler still gobbles crank.

Seems like he's actually worse.

He doesn’t have Riley scheming around his suck 

It’s because they have a defense.  So many offenses (like ours) fall apart when your defense has a pulse. 

6 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Why do so many people fair catch it inside the 10 now?   That used to be a no no. 

Because punters have gotten real good at having the ball bounce up or back towards the field, and the ball at the 6 is better than the 2 or 1. 

6 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Was that fucking Jade's chili in that Bush's commercial?

 

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I think I would rather watch my parents have sex than watch these offenses. 

10 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Bush's beans is the official chili bean of the SEC.

What the fuck did we get ourselves into?

Jesus fuck.  Who's the official steak sauce of the SEC?

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2 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

It’s hilarious that they actually teach that

Used to be you put your heels on the 10 yard line and if the ball went over your head, it went over your head.

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

Used to be you put your heels on the 10 yard line and if the ball went over your head, it went over your head.

Yeah, well, musicians used to play instruments.  It's a different time.

5 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Jesus fuck.  Who's the official steak sauce of the SEC?

Heinz 57?

6 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Jesus fuck.  Who's the official steak sauce of the SEC?

Steak?  This is a hamburger helper type of fan base.

They don’t call face mask in the sec?  That’s two missed in front of a ref this quarter, one for each team 

Despite his overall suckage Rattler has managed the game pretty well.  His offensive line is average.  He hasn’t done anything too stupid which is a great strategy against this crap offense on the other sideline.  

Touchdown Cocks! A little salve for the ass raping in stoolwater

Wow, just look what can happen when you stick with the run. Amazing

1 minute ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Steak?  This is a hamburger helper type of fan base.

Salisbury Steak has the word steak in it 

$9 million a year doesn't buy you what it used to. 

13 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

 

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God damn, Jade’s “chili” never disappoints. 

Jimbo about to go 3-4 for only $9M a year.

The aggy season implosion is lovely but man it would have been nicer to be sitting here with a 6-2 record compared to their soon to be 3-4.

Just now, Kel Varnsen said:

Need Weegman pick 6

He made a great pass on his first 3 and out drive for 5 yards. Shitty announcer told me. 

Smh like someone mentioned earlier, it’s hard to be happy after the shit show we put on in Shitwater, OK 

Good thing aggy is used to getting a cock in their ass. 

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