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How does Dak not recognize triple coverage?

At least he had the Cooper rush luck there.

Just dumb. Put them in 2nd and 3rd and 20 and it puts you in a bad spot.

Let’s see if the defense can do there job and maybe not allow points?

Figures we finally see a great Dallas defense when the office is a quadriplegic with downs  

if dallas has only 3 points going into the half then Dax needs to take a seat and see what Cooper Rush can do.....if he leads them to any points at all or moves the ball efficiently then he should finish the game

this is the Detroit Lions they 100% suck cocks guaranteed this is not a team that has a "rise up" moment ever.....dallas cannot blow this game to prevent Dax from hurt feelings this is a guaranteed win on the schedule you do not get many of those in the NFL and you have to take the ones you get

Dak with a $49MM cap hit next year is crazy considering he’s only won 1 playoff game and that was 5 years ago. 

7 minutes ago, Cornpop said:

That Arby's rib sandwich looks dry af

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1 minute ago, Vertuzzi said:

Dak with a $49MM cap hit next year is crazy considering he’s only won 1 playoff game and that was 5 years ago. 

Fucking Jones idiots.  Dak is mediocre and waaaaaay over paid.  

Can’t touch the qb but runners’ knees are fair game

Pretty sure that was DeShon Elliott who delivered that blow to Zeke

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Dak with a $49MM cap hit next year is crazy considering he’s only won 1 playoff game and that was 5 years ago. 

“The Cowboys” have one playoff win.

You QB winz guys are hilarious. Still pretending in 2022 that QBs win and lose games themselves.

And once again, y’all be worried about The wrong things. His Cap hit is not hurting the team at all. And never will unless he retires due to injury. It’s not your money and it don’t affect what they’re doing despite what snake oil salesmen like Stephen Jones trick you into believing.
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Fucking Jones idiots.  Dak is mediocre and waaaaaay over paid.  

He’s not even a top 8 paid QB anymore. If anything he’s going to be a bargain by the start of next year.

But sure, y’all keep pushing this fake narrative.
Just now, Drew said:


“The Cowboys” have one playoff win.

You QB winz guys are hilarious. Still pretending in 2022 that QBs win and lose games themselves.

And once again, y’all be worried about The wrong things. His Cap hit is not hurting the team at all. And never will unless he retires due to injury. It’s not your money and it don’t affect what they’re doing despite what snake oil salesmen like Stephen Jones trick you into believing.

shut up you fuckwit.

dak fucking sucks.

this team is comical.  they are going to lose to the Lions.

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Somehow that’s Daks fault. I know it.

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I think I’m done watching football in 2022

My thought as well.

3 points. Against the worst def in the nfl. 3 points 

the problem is the whole offense including Dak is completely average.  maybe the D can win this with a strip sack/pick 6

This isnt about Dak being good or Rush being good. The truth is that neither of those guys have what it takes to get us past the first round of the playoffs. The QB play is mediocre no matter how you slice it. I am now resigned to our fate, a fringe wild card team with a mediocre QB we are stuck with for years to come. 

Coaching decisions like that are why the Lions are 1-4.

Meathead aggy Hc, lol.
6 minutes ago, futureman said:

shut up you fuckwit.

dak fucking sucks.

The problem is people like Drew overrate Dak, and people like you overrate the rest of the team, and really you're both dipshits.

This isnt about Dak being good or Rush being good. The truth is that neither of those guys have what it takes to get us past the first round of the playoffs. The QB play is mediocre no matter how you slice it. I am now resigned to our fate, a fringe wild card team with a mediocre QB we are stuck with for years to come. 
I mean this has been Dallas for nearly 30 years. This isn't anything new. Romo and Dak are one in the same. Neither are bad. Neither are great. Neither has what it takes to go to the next level in the playoffs when they play really good teams. Romo beat Detroit and Philly. Dak beat Seattle. None of those teams were any big threat. But against really good teams, both failed.
1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

this team is comical.  they are going to lose to the Lions.

GM hired a HC that may lose to shitty Lions at home.  Shocking 

Just now, Vic Mackey said:
2 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:
This isnt about Dak being good or Rush being good. The truth is that neither of those guys have what it takes to get us past the first round of the playoffs. The QB play is mediocre no matter how you slice it. I am now resigned to our fate, a fringe wild card team with a mediocre QB we are stuck with for years to come. 

I mean this has been Dallas for nearly 30 years. This isn't anything new. Romo and Dak are one in the same.

Eh, Romo had Flacco potential, where he could get hot enough one season to make a deep run. Im not even seeing that with Dak. He has lost far too many important playoff games for me to be a believer. 

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Only good thing is Dallas usually comes out the half a little better.

2 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I haven’t seen lions attack like this since Siegfried and Roy

And the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!

This team is exactly what they are. They practice in the equivalent of a Ritz Carlton. Pampered and adored by their fans. Soft and sensitive while being collectively a stupid lazy team. Coaches and players alike get sucked into the persona.

The players aren’t held accountable by the FO. Cooper got dumped because he wouldn’t get vaxxed. Yet fucking YKDV Bossman fat is still here fucking up.

Kellen moore has no business here. Sucks.

Guess i should be glad my CBS affiliate isn't carrying an early game, jets/broncs @4.  

23 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Triple coverage locks Dak in.....

He's that good

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