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The nice thing about Helo is that he can ruffle Astros fans’ feathers on behalf of the other 95% of baseball fans who also hate the Astros but are too lazy to do it.

Carry on.

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1 hour ago, Quagmire said:

So some Astros posters tattled , lmao

Bunch of pussies

10 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Bunch of pussies

Reported. 

Freedom for HELO! 

Hate his team, but love what he brings to this thread. He is not in the Astros thread that I know of. 

Only saw him 1 time post in the Red Sox thread, and he was right, we suck right now. 

Please stop acting like aggy. Let them dude write what he wants, call him out. He can take it.

1 hour ago, wild_turkey said:

The nice thing about Helo is that he can ruffle Astros fans’ feathers on behalf of the other 95% of baseball fans who also hate the Astros but are too lazy to do it.

Carry on.

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24 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Hate his team, but love what he brings to this thread. He is not in the Astros thread that I know of. 

he posted in the astros thread right before the alcs and made the announcement that he would be back when the yankees won.  haven't seen him since.  i hope he's ok.

All you bandwagon Phillies fans, how’s your team thread these days?  Hate us cause you ain’t us, it’s fine.

Especially you Rangers fans, how do our dingleberries taste since we moved to the AL West? God it must suck to be a fan of that franchise. 

Oh and Helo is a 15 year old kid, it’s the only thing that makes sense. 

Helo and I have had a back and forth going for years. It’s a lot of fun. At first I don’t think he was trolling, just a fool. He’s changed though and has gone pure shit-stirrer. Which he has a right to do. I would never report him and I don’t think I’ve ever negged him unless he wandered into the Astros thread. And I certainly would never put him on ignore and miss out on an opportunity to expose him. I think you’ll find that the Astros fans that reported him, neg him and cuss him out are, for the most part, simply Astros versions of Helo. Every family has them. 

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Helo and I have had a back and forth going for years. It’s a lot of fun. At first I don’t think he was trolling, just a fool. He’s changed though and has gone pure shit-stirrer. Which he has a right to do. I would never report him and I don’t think I’ve ever negged him unless he wandered into the Astros thread. And I certainly would never put him on ignore and miss out on an opportunity to expose him. I think you’ll find that the Astros fans that reported him, neg him and cuss him out are, for the most part, simply Astros versions of Helo. Every family has them. 

Agree with this. I particularly liked when he thought Pasadena TX was Houston. 

4 hours ago, Quagmire said:

So some Astros posters tattled , lmao

 

4 hours ago, Helobious said:

Well shit guess I have to cancel all those #FreeHelo shirts I ordered. 
 

I will dial back in here anyway, astro fan sensitivity has been exposed to the masses. The cake is baked.

 

I neg him because Helo's complete bitchassedness for not being here for the sweep and taking his licks is fucking hilarious.  But I wouldn't report the loser.  Poor guy has to live in the RGV.  I mean, obviously the Bronx is an upgrade.

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8 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Agree with this. I particularly liked when he thought Pasadena TX was Houston. 

And that Houston only had chain restaurants.

2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Poor guy has to live in the RGV.

No, he lives in San Antonio.

17 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

No, he lives in San Antonio.

Grew up in RGV, then.  Either way, he deserves getting made fun of for his bitchassedness.  

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5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

No, he lives in San Antonio.

If I ever go fully remote I’m probably moving back down, at least for a little while. It’s taken years but I’m coming to the conclusion SA kind of sucks. 

20 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Hate us cause you ain’t us, it’s fine.

 

Oh, that's not the reason I hate the *stros.

‘Member when basically all of baseball thought Harper was overrated? That was funny. I know Trout has been better but I’d much rather have Bryce than Trout at this point. 

47 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Oh, that's not the reason I hate the *stros.

How does that 50 game championship feel? Cause that’s a MUCH bigger asterisk. 

Edit - yeah y’all have a much better history. But ‘88, ‘81 and then all the way to ‘65 - not all that relevant. 

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All you bandwagon Phillies fans, how’s your team thread these days?  Hate us cause you ain’t us, it’s fine.
Especially you Rangers fans, how do our dingleberries taste since we moved to the AL West? God it must suck to be a fan of that franchise. 
Oh and Helo is a 15 year old kid, it’s the only thing that makes sense. 

Think I found tattle tale #1

Man they both reached for that same shit...

2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Crow while you can. 

I will

Oh yeah Bruce Bochy is the answer 😂

At least Astros still have their WS winning mana……oh shit never mind.

Who is Diaz in Yankee terms? IKF? Hicks? He looked defeated before he stepped to the plate. 
 

Javier seems decent at pitching kind of I guess. 

13 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

I will

Oh yeah Bruce Bochy is the answer 😂

Is the question, "Who is a 70-yo MLB manager who knows to pull a SP who's given up 4 HRs in one World Series game?"

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Is the question, "Who is a 70-yo MLB manager who knows to pull a SP who's given up 4 HRs in one World Series game?"

Sure, one school of thought would be to burn bullpen arms in a game that looks mathematically unlikely to win. 

Look, I’m no Dusty fanboy. But nice try deflecting your shitstain of a franchise. Jon Daniels has fucked y’all for a long time. 

14 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Who is Diaz in Yankee terms? IKF? Hicks? He looked defeated before he stepped to the plate. 
 

Javier seems decent at pitching kind of I guess. 

Looks like Judge in the ALCS

Bro, that is Philly. She is wearing leggings and a tight sports bra. All the wiz wiz and Wawa is in that body. 

5 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Sure, one school of thought would be to burn bullpen arms in a game that looks mathematically unlikely to win. 

Look, I’m no Dusty fanboy. But nice try deflecting your shitstain of a franchise. Jon Daniels has fucked y’all for a long time. 

Beau ain't a Rangers' fan. It's okay for non-Philly fans to reply here, bro. 

4 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Beau ain't a Rangers' fan. It's okay for non-Philly fans to reply here, bro. 

I've probably already been reported to immamac.

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Hey Helobious, where’s all the anti Astro rhetoric?

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Not just 100 but up.  He clearly shortened his swing and was thinking go with the pitch.  It was very old school and awesome.  

9 minutes ago, BrickTop said:

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Hey Helobious, where’s all the anti Astro rhetoric?

Yeah this game is unfun right now. My astro misery tanks are depleted.

12 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I've probably already been reported to immamac.

Again, I have no idea who reported it. If we are honest I was very far away from game threads last night. 

But that’s good bullshit. 

That stand up to cancer thing was the fucking worst. WTF are you doing MLB?

21 minutes ago, BrickTop said:


Hey Helobious, where’s all the anti Astro rhetoric?

I saw a lot of it in the Astros thread earlier in the game, so maybe you should check there?

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