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Just now, BrazilHorn said:

You cannot roll JV out there next inning. Just playing with fire at this point. 
 

Yeah it's 2-1 at least if Peña doesn't snag that one. 

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Houston beating Philly tonight would be indescribably awesome.  In football.

Houston would be so fucked if Philly had 9 Bryce Harpers.

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Hey can we not interview players in the middle of the 6th inning of game 5 of the fucking World Series? 

Just now, ztejas said:

Hey can we not interview players in the middle of the 6th inning of game 5 of the fucking World Series? 

But we learned so much!!!

Man just when I thought Philly was done. 

Fuck harper and his 12 strike AB's.

have not been watching.  does Astros bullpen fall apart now? 

 

Maybe the baseball Gods just hate Houston. 

Man how awesome is this? Cut the tension with a knife.

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Maybe the baseball Gods just hate Houston. 

I can remember all of the way back to the  J. R. pitching stroke situation.  Sure felt like it then. 

Pressly pitching with ice water in his veins. That was cool.

OMG that’s clutch 

lol these announcers couldn't sound more disappointed about that catch

Just now, Nivek said:

Yall are behind

The site is behind I'm watching OTA

Stros win

The site is behind I'm watching OTA

Ditto.

What a game. No way in hell Philly wins 2 in HOU but this has been a great series. 

Hell of a game.

Way to go Astros. You have entertained the hell out of me the last two nights. 

Unfortunately the fucking Texas v Kansas State game is going to be on at the same time as Game 6 which suck shit because I kind of want to see more now.

What a good game. Excitement the entire time....Pressly was nails. Possible MVP.

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

Unfortunately the fucking Texas v Kansas State game is going to be on at the same time as Game 6 which suck shit because I kind of want to see more now.

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K-State never beats us anymore, that’s an easy bet the house on Texas game for you gambling degenerates. 
 

I would not bet the house on Philly winning the series. It’s a shame the Astros tainted yet another series with their cheating BS the first couple games, they were clearly the better squad and didn’t need extra help.

4 minutes ago, Helobious said:

K-State never beats us anymore, that’s an easy bet the house on Texas game for you gambling degenerates. 
 

I would not bet the house on Philly winning the series. It’s a shame the Astros tainted yet another series with their cheating BS the first couple games, they were clearly the better squad and didn’t need extra help.

Concern troll is concerned.

5 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I would not bet the house on Philly winning the series. It’s a shame the Astros tainted yet another series with their cheating BS the first couple games, they were clearly the better squad and didn’t need extra help.

Whatever helps you prepare yourself emotionally for the Astros winning.

9 hours ago, Pimphand said:

During the regular season it was 1. Verlander 2. Valdez 3. Javier DMAS 4/5 with Garcia/Urquidy

Of course during the World Series its 1. Javier 2. Valdez 3. Uruqidy 4. Garcia DMAS 5/6 with Verlander/McCullers

But don't worry the Astros mouth breather brigade is convinced that somehow Verlander is finally going to get the World Series gorilla off his back magically despite 8 outings to prove otherwise.

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