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13 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Everyone’s watching Bama-LSU. No one outside houston & Philly cares about this WS.

You and I are watching it.

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14 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Everyone’s watching Bama-LSU. No one outside houston & Philly cares about this WS.

I mean I'm at a bar in Austin and they're pumping the WS audio and it's on every other TV. 

What the fuck was that bunt? The ghost of Augie will haunt Schwarber for that one. 

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14 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Everyone’s watching Bama-LSU. 

It’s like two old people fucking.   Or a weak ejaculation. 

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On 11/4/2022 at 4:57 PM, Huckleberry said:

Wondering who makes this their avatar if the Astros close it out. 

Given that it was pulled from a Surly poster’s Facebook page, they should be the one….nah, their current avatar is too cool.

thought he was out live.  then replay shows it.

Just now, slorch said:

thought he was out live.  then replay shows it.

Thought his finger was going to be a lot more fucked up.

Was that a mistake to go for 2nd there? Or just an awesome throw?

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Was that a mistake to go for 2nd there? Or just an awesome throw?

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Just now, atomheartbevo said:

Thought his finger was going to be a lot more fucked up.

Yeah...ouch. I can see why they wear those little mitten things.

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

Was that a mistake to go for 2nd there? Or just an awesome throw?

fatboy fumbled the ball on the previous shot by Altuve.  Bregman probably thought it was worth it to force the perfect throw.

Phillies down to their last out.

It's over and the Astros are the world champions

Ding dang ol Astros!!! 

Gotta give them credit. Best team all year. Timely hitting and nasty pitching. 

If judge walks this is easily the shittiest baseball season of all time.

Just now, Helobious said:

If judge walks this is easily the shittiest baseball season of all time.

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Way to go Astros!!!! What a season. Shoved series down Phillies’ throats. 
Best is Dodger’s and their bitchy fans & HC watched it all from their fucking couches. 

If judge walks this is easily the shittiest baseball season of all time.
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Fuck you Manfred.  Suck down your pride and give up that trophy, bitch.

 

and he is rightfully booed.   Hell yeah, Astros crowd!!!

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Love the ovation for Dusty.

 

Just badass sports moment

So happy. Great series by Astros. Just a post season for the ages. Took a stumble in first game in Philly then just shut them down the next three games. 
Fucking love it. 

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Everyone’s watching Bama-LSU. No one outside houston & Philly cares about this WS.

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Also, congratulations to Philadelphia for losing two championships in one day(Philadelphia Union lost the MLS Cup championship to LAFC today) 

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Everyone’s watching Bama-LSU. No one outside houston & Philly cares about this WS.

Fuck off you Yankee fuck. Astros beat y’all again. Deal with it! 

been waiting my whole life for this one, 100% Legit.  What a hell of a pitching staff, will never be surpassed in effectiveness.  Imagine having half a dozen Mariano Riveras, well Htown had it , it's incredible. 

7 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Fuck off you Yankee fuck. Astros beat y’all again. Deal with it! 

he's such a pitiful and bitter human (digital) being. 

Beautiful!

I love Houston and I love the Astros.

I love alla y'all, even you, Helo, you silly bastard!

CHAMPS!!!

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phillies should have thrown wheeler on short rest game 5 

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4 rookies on the roster tonight ?

pena, hensley, brown, lee 

3 hours ago, Helobious said:

If judge walks this is easily the shittiest baseball season of all time.

Eat a big 'ol bag of dicks Helo BWAHAHAHA!!!

 

But I will give you credit, you at least stick around to take your lumps so I'll give you some pos rep for that. 

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Artifacts going to Hall of Fame:

- Altuve’s G6 elbow guard
- Alvarez’s G6 bat
- Baker’s G2 jersey, G6 wristbands and toothpicks
- McCormick’s G5 glove
- Pena’s G2 jersey
- Pressly’s G6 spikes
- Valdez’s G2 spikes
- Verlander’s G5 spikes
- A bat used by Pena during the ALCS.

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Fuck off you Yankee fuck. Astros beat y’all again. Deal with it! 

Helobiotch gonna Helobiotch...

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