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Can't say I'm surprised. Lose Game 1 is an Astros tradition.

Stros in 4, prove me wrong.

You’re wrong.
7 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:


You’re wrong.

Phillies in 4. 

26 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Wow man. Helluva game

That was a very good game. What baseball should be like. 

Let's see manana. 

2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

That was a very good game. What baseball should be like. 

Let's see manana. 

Cy Young winners shouldn’t blow 5-0 leads in the World Series. 

29 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Cy Young winners shouldn’t blow 5-0 leads in the World Series. 

I'll allow it. 

yo this bitch crazy

Edited by ztejas

Death, taxes, and the Astros eating shit in the World Series.

On 10/23/2022 at 11:52 PM, Stros121 said:

Stros in 4, prove me wrong.

Didnt take long

@Herpa Derpa damn I guess this cat got his pussy hurt too.  Who else wants to neg me? 

Y'all really can't handle losing a game in the WS? I mean it's understandable I guess - half of you weren't actually Astros fans 6 years ago. 

On 10/24/2022 at 7:22 AM, UTexasFight said:

Astros in 4.

Why would they start losing now

Because Dusty is a fucking moron and left our shitbox World Series pitcher in there an inning too long.

Ar least now he is the only manager in history to blow two 5-0 leads in the World Series

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On 10/24/2022 at 1:32 AM, Planet Houston said:

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He’ll ball out. Let’s go. 

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3 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Pimphamp proving my point. 

You are the biggest moron on the entire site so I take that as a badge of honor.

Good game from an entertainment standpoint, great game for the Phillies fans.

Tough loss for the 'Stros at home.  Six more to play and we'll see what happens.

7 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

You are the biggest moron on the entire site so I take that as a badge of honor.

I would bet good $ you are too fucking stupid to know who you’re replying to. 

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Death, taxes, and the Astros eating shit in the World Series.

Might be time to bring back the trash cans and buzzers

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I would bet good $ you are too fucking stupid to know who you’re replying to. 

I'm replying to the thread shitting poster who whines and cries about posters rather than staying on topic.  Shouldn't you be crying about Tony Texas, Wulaw, Immac, shit it would probably be easier to list the posters you don't cry about as you fuck up threads.

I do hate TonyTroll, you’re not wrong. 

Now, we both know you are insanely obsessed with Helo, that’s easily provable. 

Would you like to go receipt for receipt? 

The sad fucks that never had a single post on a single MLB thread are showing. 

How did you know I’m sad?
1 hour ago, ztejas said:

@Herpa Derpa damn I guess this cat got his pussy hurt too.  Who else wants to neg me? 

Y'all really can't handle losing a game in the WS? I mean it's understandable I guess - half of you weren't actually Astros fans 6 years ago. 

Couldn't give a shit who wins. The neg was for being a bitch ass punk. Bitch ass punk.

Not sure if I’m a great troll or if my targets are just the stupidest and most easily triggered fanbase of all time. Definite ego hit today. 

Damn that Astros fan thread is a beating, it's only one game guys. PTSD kicking their asses. 

20 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Couldn't give a shit who wins. The neg was for being a bitch ass punk. Bitch ass punk.

Oh well that's understandable.

26 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Not sure if I’m a great troll or if my targets are just the stupidest and most easily triggered fanbase of all time. Definite ego hit today. 

You’re gonna look like an idiot when the Astros win.  And they will.  Not a fan but they’re the much better team

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

Death, taxes, and the Astros eating shit in the World Series.

Last night sucked, but it’s loads better than taking a shit in the DS or CS.   And there’s a lot of series left.  

29 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Damn that Astros fan thread is a beating, it's only one game guys. PTSD kicking their asses. 

It’s wine to me. So satisfying to read. 

You’re gonna look like an idiot when the Astros win.  And they will.  Not a fan but they’re the much better team

Yes but dusty baker is known to fuck things up
4 hours ago, ztejas said:

@Herpa Derpa damn I guess this cat got his pussy hurt too.  Who else wants to neg me? 

Y'all really can't handle losing a game in the WS? I mean it's understandable I guess - half of you weren't actually Astros fans 6 years ago. 

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Is this a real quote? 

This is the first World Series since 1950 there will not be a single U.S.-born Black player on the field.

“Nah, don’t tell me that,’’ Baker says. “That’s terrible for the state of the game. Wow! Terrible. I’m ashamed of the game. 

“Quote me. I am ashamed of the game.’’ 

3 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

Damn that Astros fan thread is a beating, it's only one game guys. PTSD kicking their asses. 

It's pretty incredible.  There are some reasonable posts, but it's mostly guys eating their own after their first loss in the postseason.  I'm convinced Dusty Baker will be fired before game 2.

You’re an easy mark, fud. 

To be fair I at least started on post 1 and read from there. Didn’t just jump to the end to say fuck the trash can bangers.
6 hours ago, Helobious said:

It’s wine to me. So satisfying to read. 

 

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6 hours ago, Helobious said:

It’s wine to me. So satisfying to read. 

shall we go back read all your incorrect post all year long regarding the yankees and the astros? seriously trolling yankee/astros stuff aside hel, you've been wrong about everything 90+% of the time

Fuckers using illegal bats now. This WS is stained.

6 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

It's pretty incredible.  There are some reasonable posts, but it's mostly guys eating their own after their first loss in the postseason.  I'm convinced Dusty Baker will be fired before game 2.

Lot of posters making their season debuts too

13 minutes ago, WBT said:

Lot of posters making their season debuts too

some just got the call up from AAA hornfans.  I just got the call myself from high-A LFZ a few days ago.  The parent club says we're forged of a hotter fire.

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