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On 10/28/2022 at 10:38 AM, Valmy77 said:

Most people are not cut out for life in the Bronx. Don't you need about a million dollars for a 400 sq foot apartment? 

In Manhattan, yes.  In the Bronx, not at all.

On 10/27/2022 at 8:30 AM, Js1 said:

Myles Straw was 100% right 

trashiest fucking people alive.  so satisfying to sweep their sorry asses in their living room.

 

Edited by sidis

Lol at that video, the actual Yankees are obviously embarrassed by their fans; can’t blame players for not wanting to play for them

46 minutes ago, sidis said:

trashiest fucking people alive.  so satisfying to sweep their sorry asses in their living room.

 

If Yankees fans were that trashy that would happen after every walk-off. It didn’t. It happened exactly one time because Myles straw instigated the whole thing. If you watch the video from the fans on the wall they made a nothing comment to the guardian player that walked off injured. Straw got his feelings hurt and leapt on the wall and started cussing everyone out. He’s a massive pussy and a bitch and the whole thing was his fault. Im so happy that loser made the out to end the guardians season, in Yankee stadium. Fuck him.

31 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Lol at that video, the actual Yankees are obviously embarrassed by their fans; can’t blame players for not wanting to play for them

Players don’t want to go there any more because they don’t win shit.

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

If Yankees fans were that trashy that would happen after every walk-off. It didn’t. It happened exactly one time because Myles straw instigated the whole thing. If you watch the video from the fans on the wall they made a nothing comment to the guardian player that walked off injured. Straw got his feelings hurt and leapt on the wall and started cussing everyone out. He’s a massive pussy and a bitch and the whole thing was his fault. Im so happy that loser made the out to end the guardians season, in Yankee stadium. Fuck him.

You should kick Straw's ass.

There’s a Bill James article out there somewhere about the physiognomy of hitters and their longevity. Basically huge guys tend to fall off a cliff around 34, 35 whereas average and smaller guys can hit well up to an occasionally past 40. 
 

As a very large somewhat humanoid ogre, I would not be surprised if Judge just stopped being Aaron Judge very suddenly as happened with Pujols and Dale Murphy. 

Edited by MaybeACoordinator

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I'd sign a SS. let judge and rizzo walk. rebuild this roster. need arms and hitters

7 hours ago, sidis said:

trashiest fucking people alive.  so satisfying to sweep their sorry asses in their living room.

Yeah some of those fuckers shoulda been in jail for that bullshit.

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

I'd sign a SS. let judge and rizzo walk. rebuild this roster. need arms and hitters

I'd trade everyone for pennies, let the farm walk, then move the whole team to Amarillo and rename the team "The Transgender Jihad" just to spite both the Yankees AND Amarillo.

I'm a bad person, really 

Edited by Rimbo

i don't think the mlb owners will accept my $27.94 bid to buy out the Yankees

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8 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I'd trade everyone for pennies, let the farm walk, then move the whole team to Amarillo and rename the team "The Transgender Jihad" just to spite both the Yankees AND Amarillo.

I'm a bad person, really 

 

cashman isn't qualified to gm a team in Amarillo 

17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

cashman isn't qualified to gm a team in Amarillo 

all the better, then

If there’s a reason players don’t want to play for the Yankees, it’s shit like that. They’re a clusterfuck. The fan stuff is insanely overrated. Judge didn’t give a shit that 5% of the stadium booed him in two games. The org  is just run by morons and the players know that.

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Very classy and stand up gesture

back in the day when the Astros threw their multi pitcher no hitter in Yankee stadium, Steinbrenner sent the locker room a case champagne post game 

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Very classy and stand up gesture

back in the day when the Astros threw their multi pitcher no hitter in Yankee stadium, Steinbrenner sent the locker room a case champagne post game 

You're going to have to be more specific.

On 11/4/2022 at 8:18 PM, Rimbo said:

I'd trade everyone for pennies, let the farm walk, then move the whole team to Amarillo and rename the team "The Transgender Jihad" just to spite both the Yankees AND Amarillo.

I'm a bad person, really 

We already have a team.  Send those putos to Arlington.

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31 minutes ago, slorch said:

We already have a team.  Send those putos to Arlington.

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I know. I have a Sod Poodles hat and everythin'.

Why you hate us?

Just finished one Hate tour...LOL.

At least the Yankees should get a supplemental draft pick or two to begin their rebuild. 

On 11/4/2022 at 1:26 PM, Helobious said:

If Yankees fans were that trashy that would happen after every walk-off. It didn’t. It happened exactly one time because Myles straw instigated the whole thing. If you watch the video from the fans on the wall they made a nothing comment to the guardian player that walked off injured. Straw got his feelings hurt and leapt on the wall and started cussing everyone out. He’s a massive pussy and a bitch and the whole thing was his fault. Im so happy that loser made the out to end the guardians season, in Yankee stadium. Fuck him.

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20 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Did a single MFY not opt for free agency? Some of those are addition by subtraction but some are not. Crazy beginning to the offseason after the best 2.5 months EVAR to start the season.

3 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Did a single MFY not opt for free agency? Some of those are addition by subtraction but some are not. Crazy beginning to the offseason after the best 2.5 months EVAR to start the season.

Judge was the only one on that list offered an extension/new contract. Not sure what the other players are supposed to do besides elect free agency. 

And besides judge, Taillon & benintendo are the only guys on there I even remotely want back. Everyone else sucked or didn’t play, or is very meh like Castro.

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Benintendo will be over paid. He’s not worth the salary he’s going to get. Yankees are about to fuck the future by thinking like a ‘win now’ team 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Benintendo will be over paid. He’s not worth the salary he’s going to get. Yankees are about to fuck the future by thinking like a ‘win now’ team 

With the Stanton & Cole contracts they are in that escalation of commitment phase.

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3 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

With the Stanton & Cole contracts they are in that escalation of commitment phase.


mets are going to push them to go all in !

George should have made the kids sell the team upon his passing.

On 11/4/2022 at 1:26 PM, Helobious said:

If Yankees fans were that trashy that would happen after every walk-off. It didn’t. It happened exactly one time because Myles straw instigated the whole thing. If you watch the video from the fans on the wall they made a nothing comment to the guardian player that walked off injured. Straw got his feelings hurt and leapt on the wall and started cussing everyone out. He’s a massive pussy and a bitch and the whole thing was his fault. Im so happy that loser made the out to end the guardians season, in Yankee stadium. Fuck him.

You don't have to be defensive, bro.  It's just a bandwagon you jumped on.

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Rent free in all the Yankees haters heads. 3 pages and I’ve hardly posted in here. 

Judge named first Yankee captain since Jeter retired. Oh yeah and welcome to the bronx Rodon. Don’t get hurt & dont suck

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Need more arms and drury might have been a good pick up for this line up 

3 hours ago, Helobious said:

Judge named first Yankee captain since Jeter retired. Oh yeah and welcome to the bronx Rodon. Don’t get hurt & dont suck

 

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