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my favorite kind of porn is nuns watching porn, so this hits close to home

16 minutes ago, Foosters said:

my favorite kind of porn is nuns watching porn, so this hits close to home

I liked both things in the title and that's why I'm here. then realized I'm in CR, not NSAA. still...

 

Convents don't have parental blocks on their internet?

 

 

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covenant, convent, whatever it takes

I was at the Motherhouse of the nuns who taught me just last year and they were still watching those dated movies featuring nuns. Lilies of the Field and the Sound of Music were still going strong among the remaining older sisters. Now, I’m wondering if it was all a front for something racier, such as Sister Act.

I'm old and I had a summer job in the mid 80's converting the old convent at Exposition and Westover into an office building.  When we started the demo to get it down to the studs we found a number of empty liquor bottles and dildos.  I thought it was funny and sad at the same time.  Catholic church and celibacy should have gone away hundreds of years ago.

That’s hot

1 hour ago, Willfully Horn said:

I confess I will read what y’all have to say.

ISWYDT, Holy Father.

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12 minutes ago, Nothing To Add said:

I'm old and I had a summer job in the mid 80's converting the old convent at Exposition and Westover into an office building.  When we started the demo to get it down to the studs we found a number of empty liquor bottles and dildos.  I thought it was funny and sad at the same time.  Catholic church and celibacy should have gone away hundreds of years ago.

Username does not check out.

16 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I believe it’s spelled “Wop.”

expounded a bit

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Francis is a Jesuit and they play long games. GT his “warning” is just him trying to kickstart more Nuns Watching Porn flicks like The Horny Stepmother Superior Teaches Her Nympho Novices. 
 

 

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40 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I believe it’s spelled “Wop.”

<OG Gen-X scratches head>

3 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:
 
I confess I will read what y’all have to say.

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So the pope reveals that nuns watch porn but *checks notes* priests who sexually abused boys were protected by the church

6 hours ago, Nothing To Add said:

When we started the demo to get it down to the studs we found a number of empty liquor bottles and dildos.

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7 hours ago, Nothing To Add said:

I thought it was funny and sad at the same time. 

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These nuns had some dirty habits.

Well I know what I'm searching the Hub for.

17 hours ago, Nothing To Add said:

I'm old and I had a summer job in the mid 80's converting the old convent at Exposition and Westover into an office building.  When we started the demo to get it down to the studs we found a number of empty liquor bottles and dildos.  I thought it was funny and sad at the same time.  Catholic church and celibacy should have gone away hundreds of years ago.

Were they all in the same location?  Like, did the nuns have a dildo deposit that they were all aware of?  Or were they spread throughout the place because each nun secretly had her own dildo hidey hole?  

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3 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

Were they all in the same location?  Like, did the nuns have a dildo deposit that they were all aware of?  Or were they spread throughout the place because each nun secretly had her own dildo hidey hole?  

ISWYDT.

I've wanted to fuck a nun since the late 60's. 

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Blaming a nun for watching porn when she walks in on a priest diddling a little boy is totally on-brand.

19 hours ago, Nothing To Add said:

I'm old and I had a summer job in the mid 80's converting the old convent at Exposition and Westover into an office building.  When we started the demo to get it down to the studs we found a number of empty liquor bottles and dildos.  

What is an empty dildo?

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One that is spent, used up, and a little shell shocked, I’d guess. 

24 minutes ago, Nivek said:

What is an empty dildo?

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12 hours ago, scottsins said:

These nuns had some dirty habits.

I would’ve gone with a slightly different phrase.

 

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