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I used to hate lane, thought it was an annoying schtick but that could have just been group think. I don’t think I’d want him here but damn he’s a good character to have in football. Actually seems to know the game better than most and his cocky IDGAF style is awesome. 

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9 hours ago, Scholz said:

…covered up Winston’s rape

Jameis raped the crab?? 🦀 🍆 

nm

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5 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

I used to hate lane, thought it was an annoying schtick but that could have just been group think. I don’t think I’d want him here but damn he’s a good character to have in football. Actually seems to know the game better than most and his cocky IDGAF style is awesome. 

Same, but I happened to be in a large sports bar in Knoxville the night he jetted on TN.  It was fantastic drama.  

Aggy is already talking “wait til next year!”. Can’t wait to see their portal exits. I would love to see every QB transfer.

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7 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

I used to hate lane, thought it was an annoying schtick but that could have just been group think. I don’t think I’d want him here but damn he’s a good character to have in football. Actually seems to know the game better than most and his cocky IDGAF style is awesome. 

Kiffin and Leach are my two favorite coaches who I hope never coach at Texas.

18 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

Kiffin and Leach are my two favorite coaches who I hope never coach at Texas.

And aggy has referred to them as jokers and classless clowns, respectively. 

Reporters should do an investigation into Weigman’s medical clearance to keep playing.  Jimbo didn’t seem too concerned nor did it appear medical staff did through assessment to allow him to keep playing.  

16 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

And aggy has referred to them as jokers and classless clowns, respectively. 

And lost to both of them 2 years running now...

36 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

And aggy has referred to them as jokers and classless clowns, respectively. 

Jimbo has supplanted this guy as the King of Clowns…

 

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1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Players are people first, and despite what Bumfrick/Baumflock/Boomfuck twitterfan says, opponents are not 'enemies' they are opponents and that is all.

But, but, they have a War Hymn and everything even an army.

10 hours ago, mdleast said:

 

The joker costume is getting all the love, but this is the real gem for me.  I had to look it up to confirm it was real. It's not only the line, but the delivery is just fantastic.

Shitting all over Jimbo at his own house.

 

9 hours ago, TexasMan said:

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Me: But I was told that the Haynes King injury was the only reason y'all didn't make the playoff last year?

Aggy: Yeah, and now he's third string because that's how insanely good at recrooting National Champion Head Corch Somewhere Else Jimbo Fisher is, you stupid Sip!  Everyone's scared of us now.  We're about to be the Patriots like we were that one time when Hitler was marching toward Poland.

2 years ago, king came in during trash time against Alabama I think and completed a few throws and ran for a 1st down or two against their backups, and the entire fanbase anointed him the savior, constructed insane expectations for last year because of him, had billy and crew write about how he won the job from a very good calzada in the fall, and then blamed last year on his 2nd game injury. 
 

We will see how it goes this time around.  Weigman looked twice as good last night than king ever has. But they still only scored 4 tds and lost at home.  And he threw a couple of wtf passes under pressure that he didn’t get punished for. 

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Every thing about Kiffin makes me think he would have made a helluva Musketeer.  He's just got that devil may care attitude.  Watching last night I felt at times I was watching a duel between Artemis and some flat footed lumbering local buffoon of a sheriff.  

I mean if Leach can be a pirate, I imagine Joey Freshwater could be a musketeer.  

2 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Aggy is already talking “wait til next year!”. Can’t wait to see their portal exits. I would love to see every QB transfer.

King would make a pretty good starter for a FCS program.

1 minute ago, Chad said:

King would make a pretty good starter for a FCS program.

With a good OL, he would be excellent at that level, I think. It will be interesting to see who wants him if he enters the portal.

Visited TexAgs this morning and saw one poster was complimenting the Ole Miss "trolls":

 

 

 

5 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Aggy is already talking “wait til next year!”. Can’t wait to see their portal exits. I would love to see every QB transfer.

Wouldn't be the first QB room mass exodus in aggy history. Or even recent history.

Listened to the aggy post game radio show out of boredom.  They replayed every aggy highlight of the game and never got into analysis of what went wrong.  You would have thought aggy won the game.  Stay stupid aggy

11 hours ago, John Coctostan said:

Aggies are hard-wired to think optimistically about next year and to always put a positive spin on things. It’s like an evolutionary adaptation to a long track record of losing and disappointment. 

It's human nature to block out trauma. 

On 10/30/2022 at 8:46 AM, Texzilla58 said:

Aggy is already talking “wait til next year!”. Can’t wait to see their portal exits. I would love to see every QB transfer.

They lose Achane, with little proven depth behind him

Their OL is a shit show

Sophomore slump for CW

Attrition

It will be delicious

On 10/30/2022 at 8:28 AM, Redneck Mutha said:

And putting it on his nimble 315 lb DT to get it.

Yeah, no shit. That was another amazing element of it. 

On 10/30/2022 at 8:38 AM, LonghornSean said:

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That was some very bizarre shit. But it was fantastic. 

On 10/30/2022 at 8:02 AM, John Coctostan said:

Aggies are hard-wired to think optimistically about next year and to always put a positive spin on things. It’s like an evolutionary adaptation to a long track record of losing and disappointment. 

 

Credit for this goes to @blacklab 

 

26 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Sophomore slump for CW

Career-ending concussion might happen first.

On 10/30/2022 at 12:23 AM, TexasMan said:

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38 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

 

That was some very bizarre shit. But it was fantastic. 

I was hoping they set it up so that the kickoff team could run through it to take the field.  And then I was hoping that they did it after every score.

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