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How is Law so fucking stupid? He bit wayyy too hard on the fake hand off and fields set it up so he had the leverage and angle.

This is literally the only way this is a game. Stop the running QB. It’s not that hard.

That's twice Tank has taken a terrible angle, lost outside containment, and given up a big gain to Fields.

He's way too experienced to be that stupid and undisciplined. Like, wtf, man?

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That's twice Tank has taken a terrible angle, lost outside containment, and given up a big gain to Fields.
He's way too experienced to be that stupid and undisciplined. Like, wtf, man?

Right it was The Rookie Sam or even Armstrong maybe. But not Tank. He better than that.

I’m sure he’ll make a play soon though.
1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Holy shit you have to contain him. He's absolutely no threat in the pocket.

Parsons might be more effective as spy for this game.

I see it’s already been discussed, absolutely no discipline on the edge against the worst QB in the league to lose contain against. Quinn needs to remind them what the fuck needs to happen.

Terrible effort by the defense...... Awful.  Had a chance to end this early and defense fucks it up.

6 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

he did just rip that helmet right off

turn a 300 pounder around by his facemask, rip his helmet off and throw at at the ref. nothing to see here. lol

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Such an infuriating drive. This isn’t the typical “Dallas can’t stop the run” crap we’ve heard over and over again.

It’s just stupid “can’t keep the QB from getting first in 3rd and long”. Because they’re playing reckless and no contain.

Jesus defense better not start shitting the bed when the offense starts picking up.

Ugh.

This defense has zero idea how to defend these offenses. Philly and now this.

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This defense has zero idea how to defend these offenses. Philly and now this.

I mean they figured Philly out for the most part. They only had 1 drive in the 2nd half. The issue was the offense crapped the bed for a half.


I suspect the defense will take over in the 2nd half as usual. But they could have ended this early.


Nice start to this drive too. That pats was behind. It good catch by Gallup.
2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

This defense has zero idea how to defend these offenses. Philly and now this.

it's pretty amazing, all these guys see this shit for 3 or 4 years in college then can't defense it when they turn pro.

Can't think of the last time I've seen a QB dive turn into 30 yards.

Holy shit, another TD?  

literally looks like Chicago is trying to let them score, holy shit

This defense has zero idea how to defend these offenses. Philly and now this.

Three touchdowns in five quarters Isn’t indicative of zero idea.
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WtF is this? WB sneaks to pick up 3rd and shorts?!?

They start running with Dak Again and the offense will unlock.


Also pollard is a cheat code.

Dax looks slow Af, but that was a funny as hell play to just run ass backwards into a 25 yard gain

and to top it off with another Superbowl caliber drive

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Trade zeke for picks 

Who would pick up that contract? And why? Don't see any team being that dumb.

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Three touchdowns in five quarters Isn’t indicative of zero idea.

Facts. Yes these running, screen and slant type college offense are tougher to defend.

But like I said Dallas did figure out Philly pretty well. They just didn’t stop them the one drive they had several opportunities to. I think Quinn and parsons will light a fire under this DL and stop fucking up.

Shit. Congratulations on returning from a broken thumb insanely fast. Let me step on and destroy the other hand.

I saw him shaking his hand when he got up and I was like come to the fuck on 

It’s so nice after years of having to score 45 points to win because our def was such trash. To now have a decent def. It’s wonderful 

you should limp off the field after that limp dick play call and execution

If that worked whewww

Just fucking the St Brown family up 

That play had some promise but the execution was terrible. Let's score another TD

4 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

Shit. Congratulations on returning from a broken thumb insanely fast. Let me step on and destroy the other hand.

At least with have the Rush....

 

8 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

Dax looks slow Af, but that was a funny as hell play to just run ass backwards into a 25 yard gain

and to top it off with another Superbowl caliber drive

He's never been fast...... He's a big dude who can scramble a little but Lamar Jackson he ain't.  

I thought I saw reports the stadium was going to be fully open today. Guess not.

Dunno how Dak put that much mustard on the ball throwing off his back foot like that. Pretty amazing strike.

Every single person who said Cooper should remain the starter can stfu. He’s an extremely solid backup. Dak’s movement in this offense makes all the difference.

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I know the bears are bad. But this is a beat down.

Exactly what you want to see.

Dak showing what he can do when he’s confident and healthy. Helps that they have no pass rush of course. Lol.


Also, notice a certain someone hasn’t come in here posting yet? Waiting on a pick I guess.

Hah, the pile of the green turf actually bends under his shoe, so there’s about a 1/8th inch strip of green between cleat and out of bounds.

The pylon camera was the one that had the angle.

TD anyway.

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Cowboys are much better with Pollard playing.

Every single person who said Cooper should remain the starter can stfu. He’s an extremely solid backup. Dak’s movement in this offense makes all the difference.
Lulz yep. Right now with Rush, it would be 10-7 Dallas.
1 minute ago, Drew said:

Also, notice a certain someone hasn’t come in here posting yet? Waiting on a pick I guess.

He's too busy fisting himself. He's hoping to expand his capabilities and give goatse a run for his money.

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