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Fuck that fascist Trump wannabe 

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My wife is losing her mind. Let’s fucking get this. The environmental impact alone of this election is crazy. 

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Hopefully this is true.
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It’s been called within Brazil and by Bloomberg

 

According to Brazilian Trump, the people have only one choice - him. He’s not committing to accepting defeat.

2 minutes ago, Satchel said:

According to Brazilian Trump, the people have only one choice - him. He’s not committing to accepting defeat.

He’s absolutely going to pull some Jan 6 bullshit.

22 minutes ago, Satchel said:

According to Brazilian Trump, the people have only one choice - him. He’s not committing to accepting defeat.

Brazil isn’t the US. That kind of fucking around has some serious finding out. 

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

context for those of us not in the know?

Uh, pretty sure it’s an image from when he had Covid. It’s funny because he nearly died. Stolen from Ken Klip’s Twitter feed.

Just now, Nice Guy Eddie said:

51-49 is not exactly a large rejection of bolsonaro.

Yea, Lula is far from perfect but for Bolso to still have that large of support after what his people have seen him do to their country is uncomfortable.

 

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Uh, pretty sure it’s an image from when he had Covid. It’s funny because he nearly died. Stolen from Ken Klip’s Twitter feed.

dude absolutely loves going to the hospital so hard to say which instance it was.

44 minutes ago, Orale said:

 

Hopefully this is doesn't get reversed when 1,000,001 votes for Bolsonario get "found."

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2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Yea, Lula is far from perfect but for Bolso to still have that large of support after what his people have seen him do to their country is uncomfortable.

 

Did you miss the 2020 election? 

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Interesting that 5% of the votes are "Invalid/null."

Margin is now 2million votes

So, the police stopped busses of people going to vote?  Let's not give anyone ideas.

BUT, overall I think it's great that someone, somewhere is voting out their wanna be fascist dictator.

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Everything trump touches turns to shit. 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Did you miss the 2020 election? 

And 2022 and 2024.  And probably beyond.

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EDIT: A Mr. Bonz is faster than me.

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when does bolsonaro roll the tanks/carabinieri?

18 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Everything trump touches turns to shit. 

But what if shit is what elected him?  Then what?  

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

He’s absolutely going to pull some Jan 6 bullshit.

Hopefully their capital police learned some lessons from Jan 6th. 

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

He’s absolutely going to pull some Jan 6 bullshit.

The concern is that he’s got a much bigger following of the military than Trump did here, so it very well could succeed. The bells are sounding loudly now so the whole world will know that when he does pull that bullshit, it’s precisely and exactly because he’s a fucking loser, a fucking pussy and corrupt as shit. I’ll be pleasantly surprised if Lula actually serves a single day as president.

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Just like the US, it’s hard to knock out an incumbent in Brazil. First time in 34 years. 2020 was the first time in the US in 28 years. 

In the meantime, here’s his biggest fan reacting to the election results.

 

 

1 hour ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Isn't that guy supposed to be in prison?

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The Swayze household is happy. My wife voted that count out this morning. I posted a video a friend in Campinas sent us of the city celebrating as the election was called. Fuck Bolsonaro and the fuckers in Brazil and the US that supported him. Go fuck your own face.

If there was is a place where both sides applies it is definitely Brazil.

Lula

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If there was is a place where both sides applies it is definitely Brazil.
Lula
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And Brazil already has seen fascist dickheads in the 40s and 60-70s. Fuck Bolsonaro.

If Bannon, Trump, etc. all actually believed the bullshit they spew about the CIA or FBI knocking off people left and right, etc., Bannon and the others would be too scared of the FBI or CIA to say that stuff publicly,

This is great news for the entire planet!

This election, just like the past presidential election here in the US, has been a beating. I have had to unfollow/block people I used to have a lot of respect for (mostly BJJ black belts I have trained with). Well, fuck them. Hahaha

15 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

This is great news for the entire planet!

It really is.  It might not be too late to save something of the rain forest.  

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

If there was is a place where both sides applies it is definitely Brazil.

Lula

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I don’t know why I’m bothering, but are you saying you would have rather had Bolsonaro win?

Drunk Bullneck says, "If Bolso tries to make trouble let's just send some boys down there to, you know, clean things up.  Might even send a message to our hardhead friends in the US of A.  Two birds, one stone." 

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11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don’t know why I’m bothering, but are you saying you would have rather had Bolsonaro win?

It's simple: just pick the dumbest stance with the worst outcome and, voila! you have Incredulity's thinking.

2 hours ago, hpslugga said:

The concern is that he’s got a much bigger following of the military than Trump did here, so it very well could succeed. The bells are sounding loudly now so the whole world will know that when he does pull that bullshit, it’s precisely and exactly because he’s a fucking loser, a fucking pussy and corrupt as shit. I’ll be pleasantly surprised if Lula actually serves a single day as president.

And a much less robust and separate legal system.  As much as you fuckers like to bitch about it, our legal system stopped Trump in the months following the election and are about our only chance at bringing him to heel.

This is fantastic news for humanity.

And as an added bonus, Glenn Greenwald is absolutely having a screaming crying throwing up Twitter meltdown over it lol.

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don’t know why I’m bothering, but are you saying you would have rather had Bolsonaro win?

Fascists love fascists 

37 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

And a much less robust and separate legal system.  As much as you fuckers like to bitch about it, our legal system stopped Trump in the months following the election and are about our only chance at bringing him to heel.

Our legal system is pretty screwed up but not near as much as the one that allowed a judge to basically steer Lula into a fucking jail cell for nearly two years and ultimately wound up with a high profile position in the Bolsonaro administration. I’m sure we can trust them when they say no quid pro quo was involved…

Meanwhile notorious criminals like Jaír Bolsonaro run roughshod over that place with impunity. I would like to suggest the reason he’s refusing to concede is because he fears prison like Trump, but no, it’s just because power hungry little shithead’s gonna power hungry little shithead. Prison is very unlikely for him even though every clear thinking person with the slightest modicum of understanding of Brazil’s affairs knows he certainly deserves it.

But sure let’s just sit back and watch while the “both sides” morons churn out the greatest hits from the “stupid people’s ideas of smart things to say” album.

2 minutes ago, hpslugga said:

Our legal system is pretty screwed up but not near as much as the one that allowed a judge to basically steer Lula into a fucking jail cell for nearly two years and ultimately wound up with a high profile position in the Bolsonaro administration. I’m sure we can trust them when they say no quid pro quo was involved…

Meanwhile notorious criminals like Jaír Bolsonaro run roughshod over that place with impunity. I would like to suggest the reason he’s refusing to concede is because he fears prison like Trump, but no, it’s just because power hungry little shithead’s gonna power hungry little shithead. Prison is very unlikely for him even though every clear thinking person with the slightest modicum of understanding of Brazil’s affairs knows he certainly deserves it.

But sure let’s just sit back and watch while the “both sides” morons churn out the greatest hits from the “stupid people’s ideas of smart things to say” album.

Exactly.  That wasn't directed at you.  I fear that if Bolso wants to make a Trump-style shit show out of it, it could be a near thing between the military and the corrupt judiciary.

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