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48 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Dicko's trying to hit Seattle's party scene and weather a couple hungover games before it turns into a dark, grey, joyless drizzle for nine months. Respect the hustle.

Six months. It's the greatest place in the world for four months.

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43 minutes ago, Llogg said:

Six months. It's the greatest place in the world for four months.

and the other two?

I still think Dicko's series of sub-50 punts in a row to the 20-30 yd lines are intentional due to the Seahawks having issues with punt coverage. Once they get more comfortable with players getting to the proper spots at the proper time we'll see that average go back up.

Love the attitude but I find that hard to believe.

28 minutes ago, Modessit said:

I still think Dicko's series of sub-50 punts in a row to the 20-30 yd lines are intentional due to the Seahawks having issues with punt coverage. 

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10 hours ago, futureman said:

and the other two?

The world is on fire those months and you can't breathe.

58 minutes ago, Llogg said:

The world is on fire those months and you can't breathe.

Those 85 degree days must be a bitch

If we ever go metric I'd prefer a 10 month year. February and April can fuck right off.

26 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

If we ever go metric I'd prefer a 10 month year. February and April can fuck right off.

Don't you dare bad mouth April.

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12 hours ago, Modessit said:

I still think Dicko's series of sub-50 punts in a row to the 20-30 yd lines are intentional due to the Seahawks having issues with punt coverage. Once they get more comfortable with players getting to the proper spots at the proper time we'll see that average go back up.

Maybe they’d be more comfortable if Jon Ryan was still punting. 

On 9/28/2018 at 11:28 AM, DaysOff said:

If we ever go metric I'd prefer a 10 month year. February and April can fuck right off.

Good idea. Then each month can be made up of 36.5 days, 3,650 centidays, and 36,500 millidays.

On 9/20/2018 at 7:57 AM, NorthLoop said:

Every time I see him kick in the league I wanna scream out "DID YOU GUYS NOT WATCH ANY FILM ON THIS GUY???"

He was on vacation when he was at Texas. Got a shot at the league and all of a sudden he learns how to put in work.

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

Good idea. Then each month can be made up of 36.5 days, 3,650 centidays, and 36,500 millidays.

The metric system needs to incorporate the milliHelen.  A unit of beauty sufficient to launch one ship and burn down a small neighborhood.  Much more useful than most of the existing units of measure.

15 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

The metric system needs to incorporate the milliHelen.  A unit of beauty sufficient to launch one ship and burn down a small neighborhood.  Much more useful than most of the existing units of measure.

I shudder to think of the destructive potential of a petaHelen.

If we ever go metric I'd prefer a 10 month year. February and April can fuck right off.


Would you prefer 6 or 8 slices of pizza, Mr. Berra?
The metric system needs to incorporate the milliHelen.  A unit of beauty sufficient to launch one ship and burn down a small neighborhood.  Much more useful than most of the existing units of measure.

My buddies and I refer to many small towns as having to be rated on the ‘Helen of Troy’ scale. Meaning, you have rate the chicks on a scale of 1-1000 because most are gonna be sub-100.
1 hour ago, shakahorn said:


My buddies and I refer to many small towns as having to be rated on the ‘Helen of Troy’ scale. Meaning, you have rate the chicks on a scale of 1-1000 because most are gonna be sub-100.

Paris, TX scored pretty high.

23 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Paris, TX scored pretty high.

I'm from Paris. You are wrong sir. 

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Dickson weighs in on the criticism of his cousin.

 

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well Dicko isnt exactly wrong.  our punt team blocking is terrible.   we should have had at least 2 punts blocked in the last 4 games,  

On 10/9/2018 at 12:45 PM, Katfid54 said:

Good idea. Then each month can be made up of 36.5 days, 3,650 centidays, and 36,500 millidays.

36.525 days*

Gonna need to phase out leap year while we're improving...

 

 

On 10/22/2018 at 9:24 PM, AUS-97HORN said:

well Dicko isnt exactly wrong.  our punt team blocking is terrible.   we should have had at least 2 punts blocked in the last 4 games,  

I like how the guy posts a vid of the end running untouched and getting the block to show how slow the punter is... pretty sure someone missed a blocking assignment.

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Tim Tams.

x1000

vegemite is scraped from the taint of native bush people. 

Just ran for a first down from the back of the endzone. Looked like he was going to take the safety, as Seattle was up 2 TDs, saw some space and took off.

Nice play, don't ever fucking do it again. - Pete Carroll/Lou from Major League

At the 3:10 mark Pete spends a couple minutes discussing the fake punt. 

 

 

Lulz, Aussie sweep.

I hope there's footage of Carroll's face when that play happened.  I bet it's hilarious. 

His balls are always bouncing to the left or to the right

I don’t think brass bounces like ac/dc thinks.
On 10/25/2018 at 9:43 AM, futureman said:

x1000

vegemite is scraped from the taint of native bush people. 

It’s a mixture of axel grease and salt.

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