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“That may be Brad Pitt”, “No that’s definitely Bono!”… Wow!!!! It’s that guy who played the bellhop in that one episode of The Astronaut Wives Club in 2014!!! Our local Fox affiliate gives updates and promo’s about this dreck on their morning news a couple times a week. JFC does anyone watch this shit?

watched the first season mainly because it annoyed mrs. pied but it was kinda new and different.  Got bored of it pretty quick.  

 

Seems like they're still getting people many would recognize.  

  • Eric Idle - Monty Python
  • Chris Kirkpatrick - NSYNC
  • William Shatner - duh
  • Jeff Dunham - no clue but apparently a ventriloquist
  • Montell JOrdan - "This is How we do it" song
  • The Bradys
    • Mike Lookinland - Bobby
    • Barry Williams - Greg
    • Christopher Knight - Peter
  • Daymond John - Shark Tank
  • Mario Cantone - no clue but apparently a TV/Comedian guy
  • Gloria Gaynor  - "I Will Survive"
  • Jerry Springer
  • Kat Graham - no clue on TV apparently

 

3 hours ago, pied06 said:

watched the first season mainly because it annoyed mrs. pied but it was kinda new and different.  Got bored of it pretty quick.  

 

Seems like they're still getting people many would recognize.  

  • Eric Idle - Monty Python
  • Chris Kirkpatrick - NSYNC
  • William Shatner - duh
  • Jeff Dunham - no clue but apparently a ventriloquist
  • Montell JOrdan - "This is How we do it" song
  • The Bradys
    • Mike Lookinland - Bobby
    • Barry Williams - Greg
    • Christopher Knight - Peter
  • Daymond John - Shark Tank
  • Mario Cantone - no clue but apparently a TV/Comedian guy
  • Gloria Gaynor  - "I Will Survive"
  • Jerry Springer
  • Kat Graham - no clue on TV apparently

 

Maybe recognize, but Shatner is the only one getting any other offers.

They get B/C list celebrities.  Everyone guesses an A list celebrity.  After every guess they pan to the audience and everyone is like

The Wire Roland Brice GIF

To summarize women can be really fucking stupid.

It's for people who watch TMZ and any piece of shit Kardassian related. 

It's one of many reasons I pray for Armageddon.

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Doesn’t everyone want to watch  Jenny mccarthy think critically while Ken jeong tries to be a clown?

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I'm guessing Ken Jeong is cashing major checks for this because it's a complete career killer. Dude was a legit licensed MD. Now a highly paid professional clown

I swear we’re only a couple of years away from that “I’d buy that for a dollar” show in Robocop 

9 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

I swear we’re only a couple of years away from that “I’d buy that for a dollar” show in Robocop 

Followed by an all new “Ow My Balls!”

I went down this rabbit hole two weeks ago watching Justin Hawkins, Natalie Imbruglia, Jewel, Hanson, and Chloe Kim ... All of their respective performances on Masked Singer. They were all really impressive. I also found it unbelievable most of the judges didn't recognize Busta rhymes right off the bat.

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Is Robin Thicke still a thing? I mean does he still put out popular music, or is he just Michael Buble big deal in Canada famous?

6 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

thread is useless without pics of the female judges tits.

 

 

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On 11/2/2022 at 9:47 AM, GoPokes83 said:

“That may be Brad Pitt”, “No that’s definitely Bono!”… Wow!!!! It’s that guy who played the bellhop in that one episode of The Astronaut Wives Club in 2014!!! Our local Fox affiliate gives updates and promo’s about this dreck on their morning news a couple times a week. JFC does anyone watch this shit?

LOL.  I clicked on this thread to make fun of you.  Glad I read your post.

Even my 5th grader thinks it's stupid.

  • 1 year later...

Can someone explain to me why this show is popular at all?  Humanity does a bunch of stupid shit, but this is one I just can't crack.  What is the appeal?  It's so bizarre.

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or even how it works as a show at all? it seems like a show about nothing and not in the awesome Seinfeld way

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Can someone explain to me why this show is popular at all?  Humanity does a bunch of stupid shit, but this is one I just can't crack.  What is the appeal?  It's so bizarre.

I saw the ads during college football and apparently there's also a bachelor show for 80 year olds. I assume the logic behind both shows is the same but who the fuck knows.

On 11/2/2022 at 12:59 PM, Biff Tannen said:

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This show originated in South Korea. That version of the show actually does get A list actors.

Spoiler

 

 

 

I saw the ads during college football and apparently there's also a bachelor show for 80 year olds. I assume the logic behind both shows is the same but who the fuck knows.

The Golden Bachelor has revitalized the franchise. Ratings are up 3x over previous recent seasons. Golden Bachelorette coming next. He’s 72. Had 22 GILFs in his harem.

how did nick cannon make it his shtick to host stupid television shows

9 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:


The Golden Bachelor has revitalized the franchise. Ratings are up 3x over previous recent seasons. Golden Bachelorette coming next. He’s 72. Had 22 GILFs in his harem.

Every time I saw a commercial for this shit show that dude was crying like a pussy.

 

I will never understand how anyone with half of a brain could watch shows like these....

Reality shows that have a dozen or more writers.....that is really "reality".

 

Fox has another one coming where relatives of famous people sing and someone trues to guess who they are related to.

Shit like this is why I rarely watch TV outside of streaming anymore.  

10 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:


The Golden Bachelor has revitalized the franchise. Ratings are up 3x over previous recent seasons. Golden Bachelorette coming next. He’s 72. Had 22 GILFs in his harem.

I think they should do the Mormon Bachelor.  One episode.

3 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Fox has another one coming where relatives of famous people sing and someone trues to guess who they are related to.

Shit like this is why I rarely watch TV outside of streaming anymore.  

I mean, why don't we just have a show where famous people try to find a toaster in an empty room?  Or famous people try to guess what time it is?  

We are a broken society.

Playboy channel had a game show where hot women were trotted out fully clothed. Then they go behind a curtain, get nekkid and get behind panels covering everything but tits and then their asses. Contestants had to guess which tits and ass went with which person.

3 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Playboy channel had a game show where hot women were trotted out fully clothed. Then they go behind a curtain, get nekkid and get behind panels covering everything but tits and then their asses. Contestants had to guess which tits and ass went with which person.

See, now THIS is interesting writing!

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