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She played Lady Di in The Crown.

Glad to see Netflix continues its trend towards soft-core, just need them to bring back Red Shoe Diaries
 

 

so many late nights, flipping the channel real fast because skinemax would tune in for a second

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7 hours ago, elfenix said:

so many late nights, flipping the channel real fast because skinemax would tune in for a second

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Just discovered Red Shoe Diaries is on Tubi and that Zalman King is dead.

Also, next time I subscribe to Acorn TV, I need to look up the Joely Richardson version of Lady Chatterley's Lover.

 

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I don’t remember the plot though ….


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We worry about kids and their screen time, and meanwhile I spent countless hours sitting close to a TV with scrambled Showtime or Skinemax going, hoping to get a glimpse of something, all the while terrified that I wouldn't hear one of my parents stirring and that I wouldn't be able to flip the channel in time to something non-scrambled and age-appropriate.

24 minutes ago, Mac8111 said:

I don’t remember the plot though ….


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It's about a young girl's strange erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.

14 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

We worry about kids and their screen time, and meanwhile I spent countless hours sitting close to a TV with scrambled Showtime or Skinemax going, hoping to get a glimpse of something, all the while terrified that I wouldn't hear one of my parents stirring and that I wouldn't be able to flip the channel in time to something non-scrambled and age-appropriate.

You rich kids and your Skinemax.   

I had to read the damn book.  

 

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24 minutes ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

You rich kids and your Skinemax.   

I had to read the damn book.  

I had  a collection of Blue Moon books thanks to Waldenbooks not giving a shit about kids in jr high buying such books (couldn’t buy a Penthouse, but could buy plenty of print books).

3 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

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It sure didn't take much back then, did it?

17 hours ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

You rich kids and your Skinemax.   

I had to read the damn book.  

 

I rubbed it out to Nancy Drew books. 

On 11/4/2022 at 1:03 AM, elfenix said:

so many late nights, flipping the channel real fast because skinemax would tune in for a second

I was a pro at changing the channel without sound on this mojo.

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The clicks were a dead give away.

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