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Fuck piggy

fuck bert

fuck the secsecsec bullshit

fuck that finger pointing douche missle of a fan right up his ass

fuck their entire fatwad fan base of toothless, dickless, fupa jiggling shit heels.

 

That is all. 

Check out the pitchers we used during our 2-game series with them:

Game 1 - Ridgeway, Elder, Fearon, Whelen, McKenzie (they gave up 13 runs)

Game 2 - Nico, Verplank, Sawyer, McGuire, Bocchi (they gave up 7 runs)

Im starting to feel better about our chances....

23 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Fuck piggy

fuck bert

fuck the secsecsec bullshit

fuck that finger pointing douche missle of a fan right up his ass

fuck their entire fatwad fan base of toothless, dickless, fupa jiggling shit heels.

 

That is all. 

:(

46 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Fuck their sisters, just like they do

Sloppy seconds?

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Cmon I know there is some piggy hating folks on here that remember the piggy psychopaths from the 80’s-90’s rilvary that these young bucks don’t remember. Where the fuck is phlegm when we need a some good piggy go to hell pics and posts?  So of y’all need the fire to burn for these waste of space shit stains.!

30 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Check out the pitchers we used during our 2-game series with them:

Game 1 - Ridgeway, Elder, Fearon, Whelen, McKenzie (they gave up 13 runs)

Game 2 - Nico, Verplank, Sawyer, McGuire, Bocchi (they gave up 7 runs)

Im starting to feel better about our chances....

Yup. Not the same as Kingham with a side of Parker Joe.

Any Longhorn fan that's ever been to FayetteNam for a Texas-Arkansas game, hates them with a flaming passion, no doubt.  MUST win this game and shut up their flapping wordholes.

I heard they like to hire fat fucking retards as coaches. fUcK them.

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Doesn't Omaha have the best pig slaughterhouse this side of the 'sippi?

Isn't it owned and operated by a UT Grad?

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Cmon I know there is some piggy hating folks on here that remember the piggy psychopaths from the 80’s-90’s rilvary that these young bucks don’t remember. Where the fuck is phlegm when we need a some good piggy go to hell pics and posts?  So of y’all need the fire to burn for these waste of space shit stains.!
80s? 90s? Fuck that shit. 1880s? 1890s? And forward until those shitheads ran away to Shitty Enema Chuggers. Fuck em in their goat ass.

And where have I been? In the middle of fucking moving to a new house. And blew out a disc in my back.
4 hours ago, utee94 said:

Any Longhorn fan that's ever been to FayetteNam for a Texas-Arkansas game, hates them with a flaming passion, no doubt.  MUST win this game and shut up their flapping wordholes.

No doubt about that, even if its the only game we win.  Fuck the pigs!

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37 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

80s? 90s? Fuck that shit. 1880s? 1890s? And forward until those shitheads ran away to Shitty Enema Chuggers. Fuck em in their goat ass.

And where have I been? In the middle of fucking moving to a new house. And blew out a disc in my back.

A Texas win this Sunday over piggy will make that back feel better. 

Has anybody tweeted that picture of the piggy doing the horns down during their super regional to Kody? You know just to make sure he’s in the proper frame of mind for Sunday.

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Barstool hog on twitter tweeted at kody and said “I fucking dare you”. Trust me he’s going to be pumped. 

Do they let you bring posters into the park?  I'm going to get tickets behind the piggie dugout and I'd like to express my hatred for them.

 

I'm open to suggestions, but right now I'm thinking 

 

After Tuesday piggie will be sitting at home pulling their pork and feeling surly. This one's for you Augie.

 

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hey y’all remember that time piggy won the national title?

 

yea me neither. Fuck piggy. Fuck the sec. fuck any arky fan on here too.

The only time i remember the fatback37928d5d9678fbd3e2172a630643c347.jpg

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I'll just leave this right here. This is from the official Arky baseball Twitter account.

Fuck piggy. Fuck them right in the ass.

 

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Fuck piggy

someone tweet this at the team. Jesus first aggy, then mountain tech, then pig. Bitches won't learn. 

These stupid fucks are going horns down on Twitter. I have said it twice now this year. This years team isn’t having that shit, and it has not worked out well for our opponents. Fuck these inbred fucks.

Yeah, Coach.  Y'all have been yapping and doing the horns down and basically making it clear that we're in your head, and meanwhile Texas is approaching this as just another game.  But sure, you don't see us as your rival.

I agree with everything that's been said

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On 6/12/2018 at 3:21 PM, Rockethorn1978 said:

Cmon I know there is some piggy hating folks on here that remember the piggy psychopaths from the 80’s-90’s rilvary that these young bucks don’t remember. Where the fuck is phlegm when we need a some good piggy go to hell pics and posts?  So of y’all need the fire to burn for these waste of space shit stains.!

If aggy is a 12 on the fan doucheometer, calibrated on a 1-10 scale,

where does piggy fall?

 

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I love the smell of bacon in the morning.

Smells like victory.

1 hour ago, slorch said:

If aggy is a 12 on the fan doucheometer, calibrated on a 1-10 scale,

where does piggy fall?

 

11.975

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Yea aggy always will wear the crown, but if piggy was in the big 12 still and we played them in everything I can assure you they would be right there with aggy. They obsess about us as much as aggy does. Great example is there super regional doing horns down to the tv? I love they think about us THAT much still.

Damn, had no idea they were that bad...

I did enjoy Kliff depantsing Bert on the road a few years ago, but I guess it's been too long since we played them in conference play to get a feel for how fucked up their fans are.  

Judging from the headcheesehognoxious fan, yeah, they are a bunch of cocksuckers.

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I love when a piggy fan says "when in the recent time has texas been relevant" and my answer is always what is "relevant" to a school that hasn't won a title in shit in 20-30-40 years? 

We won more games than you is obviously there measuring stick year to year and not winning a title. 

Baseball shouldn't even be a discussion with these ass clowns, we aren't even in the same stratosphere with arky or aggy. they are nobodies in the world of baseball except in their own delusional heads.

On 6/12/2018 at 7:17 PM, jettrink said:

No doubt about that, even if its the only game we win.  Fuck the pigs!

Fuck that aggy logic, I want to win the whole damn thing.

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