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When does the “Jimbo to WV” rumors spin up? We are on schedule for Jimbo descending aggy into FSU territory on his way out 

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8 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Just call him 3 win Jim

Sung to the tune "In The Jailhouse Now".

Done

 

Edited by Horn80

3 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

aggy is the most underachieving program in college football history. They have the money, fan support, big money boosters and access to the best high school talent in the country to be a powerhouse. They are a joke.

I always find it funny when people say this about us. Im like have y’all even heard about A&M. They literally have every resource we have and managed to finish a season top ten like twice in 30 years. These bums haven’t won a division in 25 years. 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

When does the “Jimbo to WV” rumors spin up? We are on schedule for Jimbo descending aggy into FSU territory on his way out 

He’s got at least 3 years more of running the program into the ground 

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1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:
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Yeah, spoiler that shit.

Fucking seriously 

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Reveille

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Spoiler that shit

They need to win out in order to beat our record from last year.

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2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

When does the “Jimbo to WV” rumors spin up? We are on schedule for Jimbo descending aggy into FSU territory on his way out 

Why would he leave?

They can't fire him.

He's making 8figs.

He's going to end up accumulating 9 figures if he's good with money.

He can fuck the hell off until they come up with enough money for the buyout, then retire most of the way to billionaire status.

18 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Lol that heifer going up the stairs 

You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille. 

Clicked on that texags postgame link and listened for a few minutes, first five minutes wasn’t about football and the next five was how good Weigman is going to be.  Lol

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Dumbo pick a fight with a screaming fan yet?

Texags meltdown is fantastic.  Some calling for Jimbo’s head today, others recognizing he’s not going anywhere with that comical contract.  Pretty glorious.

Achane averaged 7.6 yards a carry and only had 16 carries. 

Jimbo lost this game. If Achane gets 25+ carries they might win this game. 

16 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

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Talking to himself. Trying to be upset then remembered he is guaranteed 100 million 

22 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

This guy fucks 

Looks like a young bill Murray from caddyshack 

 

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27 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

So great
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Guy next to him was wearing a Wyoming shirt for some reason and then surrounded by Florida fans behind him

3 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Dumbo pick a fight with a screaming fan yet?

He's going to yell his outrage against the press for insinuating they bought a #1 class when they haven't won or played for anything, conference or championship in a real long time, have no geographic features, no real industry to speak of, and nothing to stay for afterwards.  Just guys that wanted to come to aggy for their love of collie station and play ball for nothing.  And media and other schools are jealous of the aggy sports complex and red ass culture that draws the #1 class of all time.  Why or how anybody could think they'd bought anybody is shameful, a disgrace and flat out denial of the fine program that they run.  What's their record this year?  Again, the media should be ashamed and not worth our time to talk to when they clearly don't want to talk about aggy success.  Whoop.  

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Yes I know there are always plays that can switch games so you could find another win for them somewhere, but the fact remains that they are a single bone-headed KJ Jefferson play on first and goal from being 2-7.

2. And.  7.

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Unbelievable that a season can fall apart like this after a national title-level Fall camp.

1 minute ago, Vermin said:

 

Baselessly guessing that at least diggs is really just quitting college football so he doesn’t get hurt. 

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

Unbelievable that a season can fall apart like this after a national title-level Fall camp.

Too soon, brah.

19 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Clicked on that texags postgame link and listened for a few minutes, first five minutes wasn’t about football and the next five was how good Weigman is going to be.  Lol

Now they're talking about how the refs fucked them in every loss since last year.

I feel like we are going to see their day 1-2 draft guys shut it down ASAP.  Like anyone advising Achane, what can he gain from the team going 1-2 to finish the season?

20 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

 

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Top 10 all time aggy gif in my opinion.

"Slider.....you stink."

21 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

 

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Top 10 all time aggy gif in my opinion.

Pillow talk 

4 minutes ago, Hozz said:

I feel like we are going to see their day 1-2 draft guys shut it down ASAP.  Like anyone advising Achane, what can he gain from the team going 1-2 to finish the season?

Achane should definitely shut it down. He doesn't need to show anything else. 

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38 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Let me guess, aggy will look good and win and the next year hype begins...

Best 6 loss team in the country, Sip!

Why would he leave?
They can't fire him.
He's making 8figs.
He's going to end up accumulating 9 figures if he's good with money.
He can fuck the hell off until they come up with enough money for the buyout, then retire most of the way to billionaire status.
Billionaire status as long as Jimbo Jr doesn't discover hookers and blow
 
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Top 10 all time aggy gif in my opinion.
Hungover from sucking too much cock the night before?
 
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Top 10 all time aggy gif in my opinion.
The App State cigar dude with the super Trooper aggy in front of him wins the internet imo.
1 minute ago, ousux said:
30 minutes ago, Rimbo said:
Why would he leave?
They can't fire him.
He's making 8figs.
He's going to end up accumulating 9 figures if he's good with money.
He can fuck the hell off until they come up with enough money for the buyout, then retire most of the way to billionaire status.

Billionaire status as long as Jimbo Jr doesn't discover hookers and blow

Scammers from all over the world are going to drain that mark for every cent he inherits from Jimbo.

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