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#552

It always amazes me that all of these Aggy's are so shocked by losing that they get all depressed at the end of every loss.  It's not like they've got a legacy of winning.  Anyone who was alive the last time they won a national championship probably has dementia now.   

#553
Just now, Macklemore said:

The $75 million coach has the longest losing streak of any aggy coach in 40+ years. I almost feel bad for aggy fans. Not really :)

Nah, fuck 'em twice.

#555
1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

The $75 million coach has the longest losing streak of any aggy coach in 40+ years. I almost feel bad for aggy fans. Not really :)

Your financial number is grossly out of date. 

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#557
Just now, Horn80 said:

aggy = pack of losers

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#558
4 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Achane 16 carries

King 45 passing attempts

Offensive genius

As soon as they get down by any amount, Jimbo panics and abandons the run.

#559
5 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Jimbo going to set new records for talking speed and incomprehensibility in his post game conference.  

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#562
1 minute ago, Js1 said:

They overpaid to keep Jimbo away from LSU and LSU can knock them out of a bowl in a couple wee

Brian Kelly will never lose to a Jimbo aggy team and it will be glorious 

#565

Could the announcers maybe find a way to blow Jimbo and aggy just a little more in spite of this pathetic performance? 

#566
2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

They overpaid to keep Jimbo away from LSU and LSU can knock them out of a bowl in a couple wee

Not if Auburn does it first

#570
Just now, EZ$ said:

WTF….a punt??

Yeah, did he think UF would somehow score while taking a knee at the +27 yard line? Had to pin them back to do it

#579
1 minute ago, WBT said:

Not if Auburn does it first

Would be hilarious but better for the aggy tears that they miss out bc of the last game against LSU. 

#581

aggy is the most underachieving program in college football history. They have the money, fan support, big money boosters and access to the best high school talent in the country to be a powerhouse. They are a joke.

#582
6 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Achane 16 carries

King 45 passing attempts

Offensive genius

But maybe...jimbo knows who is expendable in this guaranteed L and who isn't 

#587

Ain’t a big enough bus for how many players are getting thrown under it today 

#588
1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

aggy is the most underachieving program in college football history. They have the money, fan support, big money boosters and access to the best high school talent in the country to be a powerhouse. They are a joke.

Pack of losers

#589
5 minutes ago, Tired Horn said:

HANDS DOWN...

Best six loss team in the country.

Advantage Aggy,

They always pride themselves on their great losses 

#591
3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

aggy didn't lose, they just ran out of Tamiflu. 

The judges would have also accepted chicken soup in an homage to Joe Montana 

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#593
Just now, smwhorn said:

Aggy can beat UMass.  Maybe.

The only way that doesn’t happen is if even more guys quit the season.  UMass might be able to beat their 3rd team. 

#594
6 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

Could the announcers maybe find a way to blow Jimbo and aggy just a little more in spite of this pathetic performance? 

I hit mute when one said his mind goes at warp speed. 

#596
7 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

Could the announcers maybe find a way to blow Jimbo and aggy just a little more in spite of this pathetic performance? 

That's why I turned it off and followed the ESPN tracker.

#597
5 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

aggy is the most underachieving program in college football history.

College athletics history. They underachieve in everything. 

#598
5 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Oh Dear Lord. DOES JUMBO's SON HAVE A JERSEY THAT SAYS "lil'Fish"??!?

That moron won’t have to work a day in his life thanks to all the money his dad is stealing from aggy. Ain’t life grand?

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