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19 minutes ago, Deej said:

Unbelievable that a season can fall apart like this after a national title-level Fall camp.

Hell, in case you missed it, they even won their Spring Game!

5 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

I’m too lazy to look it up.  What was their highest ranking this year?

AP preseason #6 probably the highest.  Started 1-1.

29 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

Talking to himself. Trying to be upset then remembered he is guaranteed 100 million 

$95 million, Walmart sweatshirt 

17 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Baselessly guessing that at least diggs is really just quitting college football so he doesn’t get hurt. 

In the motherfucker, Bro. 

8 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

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I still have faith.

Rome wasn't built in a day, but it was beautiful. Texas A&M football will one day be beautiful. In Jimbo we trust. Good days ahead!
 
 
AggieMainland said:
Rome wasn't built in a day, but it was beautiful. Texas A&M football will one day be beautiful. In Jimbo we trust. Good days ahead!


We should be a lot better next season!!
11 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

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I still have faith.

Is this still on display somewhere? Perhaps the empty trophy hall?

Had an Aggy last year tell me that wasn’t real and was fake, someone needs to go get some proof of it before it disappears.

11 minutes ago, Hozz said:

AP preseason #6 probably the highest.  Started 1-1.

Aggy was favored today.  I mean, 12th man. 

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I suppose it has to be mentioned that Jimbo is used to those close to him being drilled by gators.

I mean, historically.

13 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Is this still on display somewhere? Perhaps the empty trophy hall?

Had an Aggy last year tell me that wasn’t real and was fake, someone needs to go get some proof of it before it disappears.

Oh, it happened alright

https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/tamu-football/watch-texas-awards-jimbo-fisher-trophy-hypothetical-future-national-championship/

10 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Aggy was favored today.  I mean, 12th man. 

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boomhauer takes his glasses off and puts them back on every 20 seconds and takes the pen cap off his pen and puts it back on every 20 seconds during his nonstop opening verbal diarrhea that lasted exactly 3 nonstop minutes

1 minute ago, The Earl of Texas said:

We should start a legal fund that makes Jimbos contract even more complicated to dissolve.

No doubt aggy BMDs got Buzbee working day and night seeing if they can weasel out of this contract. 

1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

No doubt aggy BMDs got Buzbee working day and night seeing if they can weasel out of this contract. 

“We found out his players were being paid, so we would like to fire him for cause.”

4 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

A house in cypress area no doubt. That looks way too familiar.

What is it about Cypress that appeals to those folks? It's the Woodlands of College Station.

1 minute ago, Brothahorn said:

What is it about Cypress that appeals to those folks? It's the Woodlands of College Station.

Where else will you be able to surround yourself with fellow ags and have your pick of Chilis, Applebees, OR Cheddar’s on a Friday night without a wait? Plus it’s just a short 1 hour 15 minute drive from your job as a shipping coordinator in the Energy Corridor.

46 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Scammers from all over the world are going to drain that mark for every cent he inherits from Jimbo.

Jimbo will write the kids favorite onlyfans model into the will.

31 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

In fairness tho he barely speaks the language 

God damn his bracket looks like someone with special needs picked it. Oh wait, Dez is special needs 

Phone did not refresh.  So delete stupid post.   

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38 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I suppose it has to be mentioned that Jimbo is used to those close to him being drilled by gators.

I mean, historically.

He’s Aces 

34 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

“We found out are paying his players were being paid, so we would like to fire him for cause.”

Fixed it.

40 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

A house in cypress area no doubt. That looks way too familiar.

No, Brushy Creek next to Round Rock.

45 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

What is it about Cypress that appeals to those folks? It's the Woodlands of College Station.

Pretty easy to get top 10% if you aren't stabbed to death.

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

 

“Ah-ba-da-ba-da- ba-da.” $95 million dollar man.

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1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

 

This man just sold me a gently used Hyundai Sonata against my better judgment.

I would just like to say I got Florida moneyline +140 yesterday when the flu rumors came out. Thanks Jimbo!

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

 

In case you need a translation I got you, fam.

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1 hour ago, Enchubben said:

Is this still on display somewhere? Perhaps the empty trophy hall?

Had an Aggy last year tell me that wasn’t real and was fake, someone needs to go get some proof of it before it disappears.

They’ll bury it then set up a scoreboard so the trophy can still see the score. 

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

No doubt aggy BMDs got Buzbee working day and night seeing if they can weasel out of this contract. 

Buzbee is  busy sueing the Spurs and their very own “can you help me with this “ moment. 

It's fucking hilarious to listen to him filibustering his own post game pressers by recapping plays and shit.  He does it for every loss like clockwork.

Maybe he’s some sort of rain man that freaks out if he doesn’t verbalize the drive chart. 

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Jimbo is close to having another concussed QB 

I believe you mean another player that will come down with the flu. 

2 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Maybe he’s some sort of rain man that freaks out if he doesn’t verbalize the drive chart. 

"Boy, if we had just dove a little bit maybe could've caught that ball to keep that drive going, then just a couple of yards short, one more push would've got there, but the all just sailed a little bit, almost a completion and that would've really helped our momentum, but then just a hair late on getting the kick off so it got blocked there, and there was probably a holding call that was missed on that long pass they completed, so we just stumbled on that one run where he coulda gone for about 5 more, then we just ran out of time on that one drive at the 15 but another five seconds would've avoided that, so at the 40..."

What a beating it is listening to that moron. 

8 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Honestly, yes. Baylor is imo the best shot at a win and if we have lost out until then all bets off for this team mentally. TCU will absolutely smoke this D I think. For today and at Kansas, we can’t win in the road-until we do I don’t expect it. Despite the individual talent we have, the whole is pretty terrible. 
 

I’m also in a bad headspace regarding UT football so very down on the program, maybe too much down. Hope to hell I’m wrong.  

 

8 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

And again a better season than Texas … I hate everything 

oops

not a trick question, nor rhetorical:

Why does aggy play football?  So their fans can take a break from fucking sheep or what?

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