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Holy shit Napier is a moron. 1 minute left and he takes all 3 timeouts to the half 

2 minutes ago, 59 Burst said:

It seems like he tries to hard to be clever. 

I kind of like him. He has an Andre 3000 accent, and is kind of weird like him, too.

Gator is going to gift wrap this win for aggy. Aggy's final record this season will be 6-6. 

Just now, UDontKnow said:

Gator is going to gift wrap this win for aggy. Aggy's final record this season will be 6-6. 

And no coaching changes. (We’re close, young, etc)

I genuinely didn’t think it was possible to be a worse third down defense than Texas this year. I had not watched Florida this year yet. 

Yea the best thing that happens is aggy scores 50+ and wins by 10+.  Recalibrate the delusion

Just now, sidis said:

I genuinely didn’t think it was possible to be a worse third down defense than Texas this year. I had not watched Florida this year yet. 

I didn’t think anyone has a worse secondary but watching these DBs just pretend to cover people is hilarious. They’re just hoping the ball doesn’t get thrown near them so they don’t have to try. 

2 minutes ago, sidis said:

I genuinely didn’t think it was possible to be a worse third down defense than Texas this year. I had not watched Florida this year yet. 

We are 90th, Florida is 130...only in front of Colorado

4 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Gator is going to gift wrap this win for aggy. Aggy's final record this season will be 6-6. 

And again a better season than Texas … I hate everything 

Good to see jalen kimber and dj umamalien making positive contributions to the Florida defensive effort. 

6 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Yea the best thing that happens is aggy scores 50+ and wins by 10+.  Recalibrate the delusion

QB controversy!

3 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

And again a better season than Texas … I hate everything 

Time to schedule 2-3 3auto wins a year 

14 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

And again a better season than Texas … I hate everything 

Lol

32 minutes ago, ATexanAbroad said:

why are the announcers sounding like they're two gay men analyzing the looks and stature of every player like they want to fuck them?

Because they are?

And again a better season than Texas … I hate everything 
We had no real expectations this year. aggy was ranked in top 5 to begin the year. Nothing but hype all off-season with all the guys they kept signing. They are paying Jimbo $10 mill a year to be worse than Sumlin and churn out shitty seasons. All about perspective.

King still tips his hand every throw. The last receiver he looks at pre snap is his 1st read that he goes to like 90% of the time.

Did I just see Jaworski Lane’s fat ass on the punt team?

The camera shots of qb coming off field getting yelled at by Jimbo are a drug for me.

1 minute ago, Basil said:

Did I just see Jaworski Lane’s fat ass on the punt team?

The preferred nomenclature is Japorky. 

3 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Broke an arm but TD!!

You think he hurt it during the play or after when smoked bouie pulled the ball free?

6 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
23 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:
And again a better season than Texas … I hate everything 

We had no real expectations this year. aggy was ranked in top 5 to begin the year. Nothing but hype all off-season with all the guys they kept signing. They are paying Jimbo $10 mill a year to be worse than Sumlin and churn out shitty seasons. All about perspective.

They also lost to an FCS school 

Lulz at that King throw.

Gata seem like they suck.  Gave up 24 to King in the 1st half?  Then won't take the gift wrapped int.

You think he hurt it during the play or after when smoked bouie pulled the ball free?

Looks like he landed wrong
Just now, Butch Had Not said:

Why aren't they running this qb? 

Because they are idiots.  

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

They also lost to an FCS school 

Is Sun Belt not FBS? Admittedly they're not a very good  Sun Belt team

Came here to pontificate if it’s the calls or the qb as the reason why he isn’t running more. I see that it’s not a novel thought. 

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4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

They also lost to an FCS school 

Exactly. One that was on a miracle run and winning games they should have not been winning. They came back down to earth. That was a terrible loss at home. 

aggy offense resembles Iowa's offense. Stuck in mud constantly and hard to watch. They have to be ranked at the bottom of the SECSECSEC in terms of offense. This isn't the old days where majority of the SEC offenses were stuck in mud. It's opened up over the last decade. aggy is the Iowa of the SEC. 

So when Achane leaves they are fuked next year 
Guess you missed their Numero uno, best ever in the history of ever recruiting class?

Looking a lot like Hermie's #3 (or #4 depending on who you ask) 2019 class at this point lololol
30 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

And again a better season than Texas … I hate everything 

You expect us to finish 0-4?

They actually put it on the wall., "Largest stadium in the SEC".  What a pack of losers.

6 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Is Sun Belt not FBS? Admittedly they're not a very good  Sun Belt team

Tomato potato 

1 minute ago, Vermin said:

You expect us to finish 0-4?

Honestly, yes. Baylor is imo the best shot at a win and if we have lost out until then all bets off for this team mentally. TCU will absolutely smoke this D I think. For today and at Kansas, we can’t win in the road-until we do I don’t expect it. Despite the individual talent we have, the whole is pretty terrible. 
 

I’m also in a bad headspace regarding UT football so very down on the program, maybe too much down. Hope to hell I’m wrong.  

The last two drives have been Grade A Haynes King experience 

these announcers are garbage

The last two drives have been Grade A Haynes King experience 

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4 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Honestly, yes. Baylor is imo the best shot at a win and if we have lost out until then all bets off for this team mentally. TCU will absolutely smoke this D I think. For today and at Kansas, we can’t win in the road-until we do I don’t expect it. Despite the individual talent we have, the whole is pretty terrible. 
 

I’m also in a bad headspace regarding UT football so very down on the program, maybe too much down. Hope to hell I’m wrong.  

I know this is surly, but holy shit… this is some serious Debbie downer bullshit

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