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  • Hook’em!!!

  • You'll probably be thanking Penix for getting Sark fired after this one.  Still can't believe Sark is your coach, what happened to TEXAS?

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    I haven't seen any meaningful counterpoints to the 5 reasons.  Without Bijou Rodman, Texas doesn't even have a team. 

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5 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

how pissed are you?

You can smell the vaginal discharge dripping off some of these posts. Jfc. 

Just now, HornsOverIthaca said:

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This looks pretty good right now 

2 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

You can smell the vaginal discharge dripping off some of these posts. Jfc. 

Of course, Surly pregame was at your mom’s house.

That's an awesome accomplishment in this day. Not too many teams can say they play in them.

1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Ranked team on the road win... I will enjoy this everytime. LFG

half of this shitty ass fanbase was positive this game was a loss.  i agree with you, i don't care how stressful it was, i'll take a road win no matter how i get it.

Does Bijan play in a shitty bowl?
I wouldn't. At all. Glorified scrimmage.
5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Does Bijan play in a shitty bowl?

He such a great player and kid I'd miss him but understand. All depends on the bowl IMO

1 minute ago, CooterBrown said:

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*With 3 games still left

This better be the last fucking year a thread like this is made for the next decade at least 

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Some of yall need to smoke a bowl.

I would like to wake up feeling the cheesiest, coach 

I don't really feel the cheesiest.

Big W, and I don’t care what people say, the practices are very important to the young players.

Let’s be optimistic for a little bit atleast.  Just win and it’s possible, passing game wakes up and we could do it  

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$25K bonus?  Sheeeeet, that’s not even a day’s pay for Jimbo.

I cannot believe it's already been two hours since the game ended that I've been sitting on my ass talking to various friends and enemies about it.

 

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I need to get out of my furking chair and take the dogs out for a drunk walk.

 

2 hours ago, 6th Street said:

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Worst schtick in all of fandom.

1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:

Let’s be optimistic for a little bit atleast.  Just win and it’s possible, passing game wakes up and we could do it  

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Anything less than the Sugar or Alamo Bowl would be disappointing.

Though anything is an improvement from last year I guess. High bar to clear there.

2 hours ago, UTGrad98 said:

This better be the last fucking year a thread like this is made for the next decade at least 

You don't want us to go to a bowl?

What kind of shitty fan are you?

12 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Does Bijan play in a shitty bowl?

Horns have a good shot at NY6 game.

UT / Kansas St for the #2 spot in the conference championship. UT's got the better team, but K St has the easier schedule.

12 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Some of yall need to smoke a bowl.

Never knew one can smoke ceramic, but since you say so I’ll break up a cereal  bowl and try it….

anything for a win.

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12 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Does Bijan play in a shitty bowl?

if i was bijan as soon as we were out of contention for the conference championship i would shut it down. 

16 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

$25K bonus?  Sheeeeet, that’s not even a day’s pay for Jimbo.

Should’ve made it $1, just to drive home the point. 

18 hours ago, 6th Street said:

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I don’t get it.  If you and Satya love misery so much why aren’t y’all Aggie fans?

18 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Does Bijan play in a shitty bowl?

If we win out, beat TCU in the conference title game, and get a NY6 bowl it's a maybe. 

Anything else and he shouldn't at all. It would be good to get Brooks and Blue more snaps

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