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2 hours ago, ATXhorn17 said:

A Bijan-less, Roschon-less, and Worthy-less Texas offense will be an absolute train-wreck… Let’s hope it doesn’t come to that.

Brooks and Blue are good. We can certainly move the ball with those guys. I don't get why we would be Worthy-less but hey we will still have Sanders.

4 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

We probably start hearing who is and is not playing this week, right? So that practice can actually be conducted as needed? 

Don't they usually announce they are opting out before the Bowls are even played? It is not like there was any doubt we were going to end up at the Alamo Bowl once Kansas lost.

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  • You'll probably be thanking Penix for getting Sark fired after this one.  Still can't believe Sark is your coach, what happened to TEXAS?

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    I haven't seen any meaningful counterpoints to the 5 reasons.  Without Bijou Rodman, Texas doesn't even have a team. 

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1 hour ago, Sundodger said:

Ha ha!  And some idiot there is telling folks to go to Salt Lick in Driftwood!

 

In other news:

 

 

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Wait, being on an internet forum equals "saying it to our FACE"?

Asking for a friend.

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I’ve seen UDub play multiple times. I’m pretty confident in saying they’re the worst 10 win P5 team. We probably won’t need Bijan.

1 minute ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

I’ve seen UDub play multiple times. I’m pretty confident in saying they’re the worst 10 win P5 team. We probably won’t need Bijan.

Yeah, as if this mentality hasn't gone poorly for us this year. 

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2 hours ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Time to look at bowl games, other than the final four, as a preseason game for the following season.

see: 2020, when we all thought the 2021 team would be good after they slaughtered Colorado in this very same bowl.

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5 hours ago, Cajun said:

How I imagine Putt and his primo preppin’ for a pinche good time off of Commerce St…

 

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I want to party with that dude.

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

That’s hilarious. Based on actual skill he’s maybe the 4th best QB in the PAC (Williams, DTR, and Rising are all head & shoulders better than him. I don’t even get how that’s controversial). I don’t care that he lit up the stat sheet, and NFL scouts don’t care either. He has laughably bad decision making skills and if he plays in the Alamo bowl our defense will have a field day. They’ve already faced 3 QBs that are far better than him (B. Young, Duggan, and Spencer sanders) 

UTSA qb damn tough too

23 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

I’ve seen UDub play multiple times. I’m pretty confident in saying they’re the worst 10 win P5 team. We probably won’t need Bijan.

We should win convincingly 

3 hours ago, Helobious said:

Some of you never watched him play this year or when he was at IU and it shows. He can throw check downs & screens with the best of them but anything downfield he’s wildly inaccurate and has no touch on the ball. Everything he throws is a bullet. He’s horrible and if he plays I’m picking UT by 3 scores.

doomed

Ha ha!  And some idiot there is telling folks to go to Salt Lick in Driftwood!
 
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Ok helobius. Get some GUTS and go say it to their FACE, you regarded idiot.
3 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

We should win convincingly 

You won't lose, you'll just run out of time.

1 minute ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:

I want tickets to go to the bowl game

Cool?

4 minutes ago, Doogles said:

You won't lose, you'll just run out of time.

Um clearly you haven't watched us play this year. We want the game to end at halftime, not add more time.

2 minutes ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:

I want tickets to go to the bowl game

Good luck!

Is  that pathetic-looking wasteland with about 42 comments on the first page supposed to be the fan forum of a Division 1 university? 

I'd kick CTJ's dog, Little Henry James,  if that rubbish heap supposedly represented my school. 





 

 

1 hour ago, Sundodger said:

What Washington games did you watch with Penix, Yankees fan?  Probably not so much because you live in NY/NJ/CT, or are a major sports poseur.  I suspect the latter.  Your IU comment earlier makes me think you are a bot or retarded.  So which are you?

@Helobiousis a cholo from the Rio Grande Valley.    

9 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Um clearly you haven't watched us play this year. We want the game to end at halftime, not add more time.

Good luck!

Sark is well known for his halftime adjustments.

You won't lose, you'll just run out of time.

Rep to Looch for creating this sock.
Just now, Doogles said:

Sark is well known for his halftime adjustments.

Evidently.

17 minutes ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:

I want tickets to go to the bowl game

Tom Herman is that you ?

10 minutes ago, Doogles said:

Sark is well known for his halftime adjustments.

 

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Jesus I hope the good UW trash talkers just haven't made their way over here yet because the first batch are fucking awful. I like Washington and while not bringing any trash talk would be better, at least represent the university well. Hopefully what we've seen so far is just North Seattle College dropouts. 

4 hours ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

Good. Keep yo ass in Bulverde. 

Less time spent in Bexar County the better. Fuck Bulverde though, most crooked cops in the state.

Guessing we will be seeing that big Penix energy at the Alamo

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Jesus I hope the good UW trash talkers just haven't made their way over here yet because the first batch are fucking awful. I like Washington and while not bringing any trash talk would be better, at least represent the university well. Hopefully what we've seen so far is just North Seattle College dropouts. 

Academic smack already? Sad.

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5 minutes ago, Doogles said:

Academic smack already? Sad.

No, see this is the point. You're not even smart enough to understand that my post wasn't talking smack about UW.

10 minutes ago, Doogles said:

Academic smack already?

Anyone reading your posts is naturally gonna go there first.  Your troll game is weak af and so far you're the only one here.

13 minutes ago, mdleast said:

Guessing we will be seeing that big Penix energy at the Alamo

Maybe this will help us hire Urban Meyer.

51 minutes ago, Doogles said:

You won't lose, you'll just run out of time.

Ok this is good shit talk. Not like that earlier nonsense. Malamutes and huskies are adorable, my whippet runs rings around them at the dog park.

15 minutes ago, TriStone said:

Anyone reading your posts is naturally gonna go there first.  Your troll game is weak af and so far you're the only one here.

Troll?  I'm just hoping for a clean game with no injuries.

 

You're in season 2 of the slow 4 year descent into hell that is a Sarkisian program.  I'm here for you.

2 hours ago, Doogles said:

Has Sark brought a caged Alaskan Malamute to practice yet to get the guys pumped up?  Over/under how many players he pushes around in the tunnel to get them ready to play?

Not that I’m aware of, but this is what happens when a dog shows up at our bowl game.  

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1 hour ago, Loop 1604 said:

Less time spent in Bexar County the better. Fuck Bulverde though, most crooked cops in the state.

Funny because it's true but Bulverde cops don't usually fuck with locals.

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

Jesus I hope the good UW trash talkers just haven't made their way over here yet because the first batch are fucking awful. I like Washington and while not bringing any trash talk would be better, at least represent the university well. Hopefully what we've seen so far is just North Seattle College dropouts. 

These may be from that yahoo school in Bellingham. I met some "scholars" from there. They were more moronic than you can imagine. Razorback level. 

I've seen two betting lines so far -- one had Texas -3.5 and the other was -4.5.  Those numbers will likely change depending on whether Bijan and others opt out.

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6 minutes ago, 89Horn said:

Not that I’m aware of, but this is what happens when a dog shows up at our bowl game.  

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Yup. Uga didn't put much fear into Bevo's heart and he's now half again as big and his horns are twice as long.

2 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Yup. Uga didn't put much fear into Bevo's heart and he's now half again as big and his horns are twice as long.

Does Bevo play safety?

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

Jesus I hope the good UW trash talkers just haven't made their way over here yet because the first batch are fucking awful. I like Washington and while not bringing any trash talk would be better, at least represent the university well. Hopefully what we've seen so far is just North Seattle College dropouts. 

More likely they are from UW....Bothell.

5 minutes ago, Doogles said:

Does Bevo play safety?

Are we supposed to be scared about playing Oregon's bitch?

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1 minute ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Are we supposed to be scared about playing Oregon's bitch?

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I mean, your boy coached half those losses, so probably?

Are you taking screenshots and running back to your board to show how you owned us? What do they say about it….genuinely curious.

2 minutes ago, Doogles said:

I mean, your boy coached half those losses, so probably?

You seem obsessed with Sark.  It's time for you to get over being butthurt that he dumped UW to jump to USC.  It was a long time ago.

3 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

You seem obsessed with Sark.  It's time for you to get over being butthurt that he dumped UW to jump to USC.  It was a long time ago.

May God bless you with your version of St. Pat Haden

4 minutes ago, deft said:

Are you taking screenshots and running back to your board to show how you owned us? What do they say about it….genuinely curious.

Owned? Slavery is abolished up north.

We're not really playing Washington in the Alamo Bowl are we? Being paired up with Washington is like going on a date with Rachel Dratch.

 

Poor, poor Doogles. He's just lashing out because UW has been relegated to the JV-league with USC and UCLA's departure.

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