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Id like 9-4 better than 8-5, but oh well . Lookin like 8-5 without bijan, rojo, and overshown

 

 

and the same people “not caring” about this “exhibition” game will be the same people complaining if we lose or cheering if we win

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  • You'll probably be thanking Penix for getting Sark fired after this one.  Still can't believe Sark is your coach, what happened to TEXAS?

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    I haven't seen any meaningful counterpoints to the 5 reasons.  Without Bijou Rodman, Texas doesn't even have a team. 

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If the only guys who sit out are Bijan, Roschon, and Overshown we should count ourselves lucky. Brooks and Blue will be fine as Running back and the defense has made strides so we can probably do alright without Overshown. I  am sure Washington also has some dudes sitting out.

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Id like 9-4 better than 8-5, but oh well . Lookin like 8-5 without bijan, rojo, and overshown

We'll see. From what I have seen Washington is not exactly the steel curtain. I still think we can run the football.

14 hours ago, BigPenixEnergy said:

Helobious is clearly a troll.  With over 5,300 posts I'm sure you know that already though.  I've been the mod of my own hobby board for years. If you don't ban them quickly and often this place will get out of hand.

You may be looking for texags where like you folks are thin skinned. Here you have to be an armadillo and you only get crowd sourced for coming on this board and having a bunch of stupid takes. Plenty of folks from other teams that as long as they have thought out opinions even if they are the wrong conclusions will survive.

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18 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Id like 9-4 better than 8-5, but oh well . Lookin like 8-5 without bijan, rojo, and overshown

 

 

and the same people “not caring” about this “exhibition” game will be the same people complaining if we lose or cheering if we win

I love those three but this is still very winnable without them.

11 hours ago, Auto Driller said:

Jonathan Brooks time.

Did you not hear he was not in the portal?

13 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Did you not hear he was not in the portal?

You, uh, need some reading comprehension help:

 

 

I am excited to see the young RB's in action this will be a good test for them and our offensive line.  As for the defense just keep improving.  This is a great match up and way better than last year.  Hook'Em Horns!!

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45 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Did you not hear he was not in the portal?

 

30 minutes ago, hornian said:

You, uh, need some reading comprehension help:

 

 

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52 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Did you not hear he was not in the portal?

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40 minutes ago, hornian said:

You, uh, need some reading comprehension help:

 

 

Go back and read my post. You will see the reading comprehension comment applies to you.

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Coach Choice better get to work on pass protection provided by RBs since RoJo and Bijan likely to not play in Alamo Bowl...

Id like 9-4 better than 8-5, but oh well . Lookin like 8-5 without bijan, rojo, and overshown
 
 
and the same people “not caring” about this “exhibition” game will be the same people complaining if we lose or cheering if we win

Bijan and RoJo are not going to win you a game if runs are consistently blocked for 0 or -1, even if they’re great at turning those into 2 or 3; see TCU, Alabama. Texas’s success on offense will come down to the OL, and Brooks & Blue are enough to win if the control of the LOS is there.

I just don’t think Overshown is that level of game changer on defense.

Washington’s a good team, Texas could certainly lose. I wouldn’t be conceding it though. Texas is favored for a reason.
1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Id like 9-4 better than 8-5, but oh well . Lookin like 8-5 without bijan, rojo, and overshown

 

 

and the same people “not caring” about this “exhibition” game will be the same people complaining if we lose or cheering if we win

A win would be nice, as always. I’m fine with viewing it as the first scrimmage of 2023 spring practice and making judgments in that context. 

2 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Id like 9-4 better than 8-5, but oh well . Lookin like 8-5 without bijan, rojo, and overshown

 

 

and the same people “not caring” about this “exhibition” game will be the same people complaining if we lose or cheering if we win

Not really. Herman was 4-0 in these exhibitions and still got shitcanned. Winning or losing this game means nothing to the future of the program.
 

They are meaningless games to justify extra practices (good because we need it).

1 hour ago, DanTheHorn said:

Go back and read my post. You will see the reading comprehension comment applies to you.

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4 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

I'm glad he remembers it. 😁🤘🤘🤘

5 hours ago, po elvis said:

Tickets will be much lower than face before the game. Last time I went to Alamo Bowl we just sat outside stadium and bought on stub hub right before the game.

Fair enough, but it was $70 and no guesswork. It was a no brainer for me. 

Is the Alamo Bowl the highest 2022-23 "pay-out" bowl at $ 8,252,740.00?

The CFP bowls are listed at $4M (Cotton, Sugar, Orange, Rose) & $6M (Peach, Fiesta, CFC)

Inquiring minds want to know.

On 12/8/2022 at 3:10 PM, Hermanator said:

Don't lie to the poor bastard. The Tex Mex is only dogshit if you go anywhere other than right on the riverwalk. That's where the good stuff is. You Washington folks will need to pay for quality. 

Well, that's where you go for the non-tourista, inexpensive stuff.  Yeah.

Very authentic.  

And be sure to say "Tejas" and "San Antone" a lot.  Real Texans and San Antonians LOVE that kinda talk.  Really!  If I'm lying may I be tortured and killed...

today!!!

And then when the Bowl's over, head on over to Nawlins for some real Cajun food, then on back to Fisco where all the "real" hippies hang out.

On 12/8/2022 at 12:58 PM, rage-a-holic said:

Damn right. You want the Dickey's BBQ off 281. Don't let the closed sign fool you, it's just to keep all the tourists away. Go around back and bang on the rear door until someone answers. Get 30% off your order with the code phrase "I want muledick"

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Lock it down!

Rage, as usual, ends the discussion.

I'm not worthy.

 

You may be looking for texags where like you folks are thin skinned. Here you have to be an armadillo and you only get crowd sourced for coming on this board and having a bunch of stupid takes. Plenty of folks from other teams that as long as they have thought out opinions even if they are the wrong conclusions will survive.

What about guys who like to lay pipe?
Coach Choice better get to work on pass protection provided by RBs since RoJo and Bijan likely to not play in Alamo Bowl...

We’ve moved past them. We’re currently trying to figure out if Brooks is not *not* playing.
9 hours ago, DanTheHorn said:

You may be looking for texags where like you folks are thin skinned. Here you have to be an armadillo and you only get crowd sourced for coming on this board and having a bunch of stupid takes. Plenty of folks from other teams that as long as they have thought out opinions even if they are the wrong conclusions will survive.

I haven't seen any meaningful counterpoints to the 5 reasons.  Without Bijou Rodman, Texas doesn't even have a team. 

Well, I mean….:we actually know the names of our players.

Mock the Riverwalk all you want, but the Esquire Tavern is on the Riverwalk and it's one of the best bars if not THE best bar in San Antonio. 

That's all I need.

 

It’s also really cool to wear a giant sombrero during your time in San Antone.  You’ll blend right in with the locals, and will receive extra special treatment.  And don’t puke in the river either, that’s a highly sensitive ecosystem that you’re contending with. 

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I’m not worried in the least about our ability to run the ball with Brooks, Blue and Robinson. I am worried about how they perform when the ball isn’t in their hands. Blitz pickup, check down duty  and leading another back to the hole are things I’m not sure any of them are good at right now. 

46 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

It’s also really cool to wear a giant sombrero during your time in San Antone.  You’ll blend right in with the locals, and will receive extra special treatment.  And don’t puke in the river either, that’s a highly sensitive ecosystem that you’re contending with. 

Thank you that's helpful.   I see there are many different colors and patterns to choose from.  Is there anything I should know to pick out one that is in style?

We don’t need no Bijou Rodman to beat the University of Wilmington in the Alabama Bowl!!1!

1 hour ago, CycleTex87 said:

It’s also really cool to wear a giant sombrero during your time in San Antone.  You’ll blend right in with the locals, and will receive extra special treatment.  And don’t puke in the river either, that’s a highly sensitive ecosystem that you’re contending with. 

Get one from the new J. Peterman catalog!

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2 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Mock the Riverwalk all you want, but the Esquire Tavern is on the Riverwalk and it's one of the best bars if not THE best bar in San Antonio. 

That's all I need.

 

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4 hours ago, BigPenixEnergy said:

I haven't seen any meaningful counterpoints to the 5 reasons.  Without Bijou Rodman, Texas doesn't even have a team. 

You see even trolling is OK if you are are smart and witty about it. This type trolling is just stupid maybe high school level shit. More like dumbass with a middle school level education. 

17 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

You see even trolling is OK if you are are smart and witty about it. This type trolling is just stupid maybe high school level shit. More like dumbass with a middle school level education. 

Hurtful.

If I was a Washington fan / troll, would have gone with Penix Mightier as my username.

Will Washington really mighty their Penix?  Cause Indiana tried to mighty their Penix, wasted a pretty penny, they don't mind telling you.

Thank you that's helpful.   I see there are many different colors and patterns to choose from.  Is there anything I should know to pick out one that is in style?

Hey cuntfuck….about that $50k on Texas +17….you never answered

Hey cuntfuck….about that $50k on Texas +17….you never answered

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It is to people with tiny dicks.  Kinda like how actual, biological alpha males never refer to themselves as Alpha Males.

Can confirm, Esquire Tavern is a fantastic joint.  Would heavily recommend it for post-game buffoonery.  

9 hours ago, MirrOlure said:


Hey cuntfuck….about that $50k on Texas +17….you never answered

Ever since I got an email from a Nigerian prince I don't fall for internet scams about giving me free money. 

“Big Penix Energy” is such a stupid slogan. And yeah I know Penix himself has adopted it. But the actual phrase is Big Dick Energy. 

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

He's banned. 

He will never understand that Surly had been patient he was just to dimwitted.

4 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

he was just to dimwitted.

Nice

On 12/9/2022 at 7:44 AM, GreenspointTexas said:

Id like 9-4 better than 8-5, but oh well . Lookin like 8-5 without bijan, rojo, and overshown

If you're chalking this up as an automatic loss without those guys, are you expecting us to go 0-12 next season?

25 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

He will never understand that Surly had been patient he was just to dimwitted.

It’s okay to be an asshole, you just have to be a smart and clever asshole.

Before every bowl game some dipshit fan of the opponent creates an account and posts zingers with the intellect of a sixth grader. 

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