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1 hour ago, Herpa Derpa said:

I want to see Ewers and Ford running their respective sides with command and purpose like true field generals. Give me glimmers of that and let the offseason kool-aid flow.

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  • Hook’em!!!

  • You'll probably be thanking Penix for getting Sark fired after this one.  Still can't believe Sark is your coach, what happened to TEXAS?

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    I haven't seen any meaningful counterpoints to the 5 reasons.  Without Bijou Rodman, Texas doesn't even have a team. 

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1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

Interested to see who the new team leaders are since Rojo, Bijan, and DMO are sitting out this game.  

RO and Bijan have been at the hotel all week, and will 100% be on the sidelines. DMO, who knows, but Ro will likely be vocal on the sidelines and present. 

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

I hate bad officiating as much as the next fan but it was egregious.  But it was against OU and I'm reminded of when (I think) Dusty Dvoracek knocked down Colt after a false start and nothing happened.  Karma.

That was Auston English. Never seen something like that uncalled before or since.

 

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26 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

RO and Bijan have been at the hotel all week, and will 100% be on the sidelines. DMO, who knows, but Ro will likely be vocal on the sidelines and present. 

Will the equipment manager have their uniforms handy, just in case?

Alright, what are the spots for tomorrow? I will be in town by noon and plan to waste no time getting properly toasted before kickoff. Lets hear it..

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

That was Auston English. Never seen something like that uncalled before or since.

 

And our fucking linemen just stand there. I submit that that is a crock of shit. 

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

That was Auston English. Never seen something like that uncalled before or since.

 

Can’t believe everyone just sat there and watched that happen without any type of retaliation (specifically the OL).  They either didn’t like Colt or were a bunch of pussies. 

3 hours ago, brojangles2 said:

Alright, what are the spots for tomorrow? I will be in town by noon and plan to waste no time getting properly toasted before kickoff. Lets hear it.

Go to Southtown and pick a restaurant and start blasting

Alright, what are the spots for tomorrow? I will be in town by noon and plan to waste no time getting properly toasted before kickoff. Lets hear it..

Is there a super secret hangout thread I haven’t seen posted yet?
2 minutes ago, deft said:


Is there a super secret hangout thread I haven’t seen posted yet?

The thread says for you to meet up at The Heat.

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I was fortunate to be able to bring my Dad to the Alamo Bowl luncheon today. We had a great time and he got to meet some of this year’s Longhorn team too.

Hook’em!!!

4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

That was Auston English. Never seen something like that uncalled before or since.

 

Randy Christal (Ref) was one worthless sonabitch -- just terrible !!!

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Hook’em!!!

That's cool as shit.

Any of y’all fucktards going to Reese Bros tomorrow?

There’s a bill millers closer. Puro. That and Fred’s fish fry.

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7 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

The excitement is palpable. Almost forgot they were even playing tonight.


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There’s a bill millers closer. Puro. That and Fred’s fish fry.

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Then why be a bitch and hit up a Church’s instead?
9 hours ago, brojangles2 said:

Alright, what are the spots for tomorrow? I will be in town by noon and plan to waste no time getting properly toasted before kickoff. Lets hear it..

Hardbodies is the place you're looking for. Excellent tacos. 

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After missing a bowl last year, I'm reminded of how important this event is for a program. Win or lose, appearing in a semi-major match up and getting the winter camp practices in is huge. I hope we never miss another bowl. 

Also looking for different areas of town to grab lunch in via bike. Done Pearl District etc, South Presa. Might just end up back at Mon Chou Chou because we love it. Also interested I'm Attaboy if we do brunch, but lady is talking Gym and yoga in am before we get shitty in the afternoon.

Interested to see who the new team leaders are since Rojo, Bijan, and DMO are sitting out this game.  
Yet Bryce Young and Will Anderson are playing in their non CFP bowl game, hmm..

No, not saying Bijan should play, just sayin. I'm sure Dr. Pepper made it worthwhile for BY, not sure about Anderson.

Gerry Hamilton had a stat in one of the IT YouTube shows that the Washington QB Penix has only been sacked 5 times all season in 500 pass attempts. Just keep that in mind tonight when we get frustrated because our defense can’t get him on the ground. 

14 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Gerry Hamilton had a stat in one of the IT YouTube shows that the Washington QB Penix has only been sacked 5 times all season in 500 pass attempts. Just keep that in mind tonight when we get frustrated because our defense can’t get him on the ground. 

Screw that noise. Justice Finkley is going to karate kick Penix to sleep. 

[mention=2333]msucolt45[/mention] Your dad looks like a badass! Also is that his national championship ring on his finger?

Yes - 1963 on right hand and “T” ring on left.

Hook’em’!!!

Esquire Tavern u fucking morons

 

 

then Cellar or Black Laboratory Brewing right before the game. its not hard

 

 

 

9 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Also looking for different areas of town to grab lunch in via bike. Done Pearl District etc, South Presa. Might just end up back at Mon Chou Chou because we love it. Also interested I'm Attaboy if we do brunch, but lady is talking Gym and yoga in am before we get shitty in the afternoon.

Grab yourself a sandwich and bag of chips at Station Cafe and bike around King William. I recommend the Station Reubenation. 

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Are we bragging about this? 

 

 

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Esquire Tavern u fucking morons
 
 
then Cellar or Black Laboratory Brewing right before the game. its not hard
 
 
 

Esquire does indeed fuck
After missing a bowl last year, I'm reminded of how important this event is for a program. Win or lose, appearing in a semi-major match up and getting the winter camp practices in is huge. I hope we never miss another bowl. 

Texas’s success next year is going to be dependent on the passing game taking a huge leap. The opportunity for Quinn to get 15 practices and a live game running the offense without Bijan/RoJo is invaluable.
51 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Are we bragging about this? 

 

 

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Someday we won't have an Alamo Bowl to look forward to. It will be replaced by the Gator or Music City Bowl as our annual late December destination. 

18 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Randy Christal (Ref) was one worthless sonabitch -- just terrible !!!

And none of his linemen tried to help him up.

If anyone is pre-gaming in Southtown today, a few recommendations:

* McIntyre's 1035 Presa St. It's an indoor/outdoor venue with lots of TV's. Nice place. Grand opening is today. Beer and liquor but no food. Same McIntyre's from H-town.

* Friendly Spot--Outdoor bar. 943 S. Alamo. Good hangout in good weather. Food and drinks. 

* Bruno's (we don't talk about Bruno's)--across the street from Friendly Spot and same owners. Indoor/outdoor bar. Cheap beer, good times. Food tent sometimes and drinks. 

* Bar America-723 S Alamo. Great first owners. Kids took it over and added hipster vide. Still a good place for pre-game and walking distance to the dome. Food and drink. 

Enjoy SA. Have fun. Be safe. Hook'em. 

@msucolt45

Those pics are awesome.

I'm sure it's common knowledge for a lot around here, but your pops looks super familiar, lol.

I see your post above that he played for the 63 title team.  Awesome.

My folks were on campus at that time

43 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Someday we won't have an Alamo Bowl to look forward to. It will be replaced by the Gator or Music City Bowl as our annual late December destination. 

When we clench our first gator bowl berth I hope we all throw gators on the field.

Looking forward to seeing Keilan Robinson and Brooks tear up Washington's defense tonight. Maybe if we change Kelian's number to 5 Washington will panic.

Texas and Washington flags are flying above my garage. We're a house divided today.

3 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

Gerry Hamilton had a stat in one of the IT YouTube shows that the Washington QB Penix has only been sacked 5 times all season in 500 pass attempts. Just keep that in mind tonight when we get frustrated because our defense can’t get him on the ground. 

He’ll get sacked at least 5 times tonight alone, and throw a couple picks to boot. He’s horrible and has not faced a defense as good as ours.

3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

He’ll get sacked at least 5 times tonight alone, and throw a couple picks to boot. He’s horrible and has not faced a defense as good as ours.

He'll also get arrested for mopery on his way from the Alamodome to his hotel after the game.

22 hours ago, jw4381 said:

And our fucking linemen just stand there. I submit that that is a crock of shit. 

Typical Austin longhorn pussies.  Real linemen would have beat the fuck out of him right there.  That was a signal the downfall was about to begin 

He’ll get sacked at least 5 times tonight alone, and throw a couple picks to boot. He’s horrible and has not faced a defense as good as ours.

Please take this back.

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