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30 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

We are in the end zone! Let’s go!!!!! 

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  • Hook’em!!!

  • You'll probably be thanking Penix for getting Sark fired after this one.  Still can't believe Sark is your coach, what happened to TEXAS?

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    I haven't seen any meaningful counterpoints to the 5 reasons.  Without Bijou Rodman, Texas doesn't even have a team. 

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15 minutes ago, redswingline said:

 

craig robinson

 

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Unfortunately I think his eligibility ran out.

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

Unfortunately I think his eligibility ran out.

rules are a bitch

fuck that was a crazy defensive formation, but it seems like they know something about this QB

3 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

fuck that was a crazy defensive formation, but it seems like they know something about this QB

Yeah, that he’s fucking horrible. 

Blocking for Texas early not so good.  Looks like some layoff jitters...

I hate this team so fucking much. 

Sark ain't the guy

Any of you fools who paid to go watch this and waste your time... You should have fucking better known better. 

I'm done until September. Fuck Ewers. Fuck Sark. And 100 percent more than anything mother FUCK you Worthy. You worthless cunt. 

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8 minutes ago, millhouse said:

@Beau Vine @flatdawgs @PostGameOrangeSlices show up and take some +rep

3am kickoff came a bit early (Chur, Switzerland >>> SA, except I assume the Tex-Mex here is subpar). UT worried me before the game and that didn't end until the game did. I hate the "sit out the bowl" thing although it obviously helped UW. Of course, y'all are Texas and we are not, and the Horns' talent across the board is better than UW's even with all that.

Sark? He got us out of the worst period in school history and for that I thank him - but it was time for him to go when he did. I honestly don't know what he can do for UT at this point. I was impressed by UT's defense in general; this was the most explosive O I can remember at UW and Texas stayed in it until the end.

I'm a guest here, but a fan too and am glad I can go back to pulling for you guys. Hope to see more of the Horns in the future. A UW-UT home-and-home would be epic.

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Hook’em!!!

1 hour ago, flatdawgs said:

3am kickoff came a bit early (Chur, Switzerland >>> SA, except I assume the Tex-Mex here is subpar). UT worried me before the game and that didn't end until the game did. I hate the "sit out the bowl" thing although it obviously helped UW. Of course, y'all are Texas and we are not, and the Horns' talent across the board is better than UW's even with all that.

Sark? He got us out of the worst period in school history and for that I thank him - but it was time for him to go when he did. I honestly don't know what he can do for UT at this point. I was impressed by UT's defense in general; this was the most explosive O I can remember at UW and Texas stayed in it until the end.

I'm a guest here, but a fan too and am glad I can go back to pulling for you guys. Hope to see more of the Horns in the future. A UW-UT home-and-home would be epic.

Fuck your bitch ass. Congrats on the win and I would definitely take a home and home with Washington. 

  • satyanash changed the title to We're Going Bowling!!!

I can’t imagine they do Vandy two weeks in a row. They’ll probably go off the board somewhere since ou/vols is only other ranked matchup. 

8 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

I can’t imagine they do Vandy two weeks in a row. They’ll probably go off the board somewhere since ou/vols is only other ranked matchup. 

I get your point but here is my rebuttal.

It's Texas, the once #1 ranked team and most recognizable brand that's struggled all year against the quite likely Heisman candidate Pavia leading the underdog turned top SEC team Vandy in Austin Texas against a team a LOT of people love to hate.

It's an extremely marketable story and will get a shit ton of eyes.  

 

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Might be time to start looking at the SEC's lower-tier bowl tie-ins.

 

Not sure we'll be the top seed outside the playoff when it's all said and done.  

With this group I'd rather a bowl game around new years than another poor road showing in a playoff loss before Christmas.  That being said, the secsecsec bowl tie-ins kind of suck.

41 minutes ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

The opt outs and transfers if we are not in the CFP...will we have enough to play in a bowl game

 

surly walk ons !

3 hours ago, satyanash said:

Might be time to start looking at the SEC's lower-tier bowl tie-ins.

 

 

fuuuuuuuuck, cheese it's are so good !

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

fuuuuuuuuck, cheese it's are so good !

Well, as Spurrier used to say, "You can't spell citrus without UT."

Cheez-it bowl matches up the best SEC and Big 10 teams who aren't in the playoff. So, Texas vs. Michigan?

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Cheez-it bowl matches up the best SEC and Big 10 teams who aren't in the playoff. So, Texas vs. Michigan?

 

that rose bowl 🥰🥰🥰🥰

ut owns the two greatest rose bowl wins ever 

I’ve bowled over 200 only once in my life. 
 

prolly was about a pitcher deep doing it. 

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16 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Cheez-it bowl matches up the best SEC and Big 10 teams who aren't in the playoff. So, Texas vs. Michigan?

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No, OU probably makes the playoff now after beating Bama. Only way they don't get in is losing to either Mizzou or LSU and neither team is going to do much against that OU defense. 

Makes sense. Since we can't get the Alamo Bowl anymore then the Citrus Bowl is the SEC equivalent 😁

I don't really like any of you, but maybe we can get together at the bowl game to not like each other and argue over useless information and data

I'd contribute some money if its close to my realm

 

9 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

I don't really like any of you, but maybe we can get together at the bowl game to not like each other and argue over useless information and data

I'd contribute some money if its close to my realm

 

I mean, Texas Bowl. 

Where the Watson was invented.

5 hours ago, Red Five said:

Cheez-it bowl matches up the best SEC and Big 10 teams who aren't in the playoff. So, Texas vs. Michigan?

Iowa would be a good match-up, too.

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