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  • henrygandorf
    henrygandorf

    love these articles and comments from the mlb media about marring a world series or how the baseball world will be critical of the astros for this move. get. the. fuck. out. with. that. nonsense.

  • MaybeACoordinator
    MaybeACoordinator

    Going through old pics because of the death of my grandmother / mom and came across this -- 1996, my son's first Astros game.

  • NSIAP, but 10000% of this.  

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#1253

mlb radio dudes are making me ragey this morning trying to push Bellinger to Astros talk.  

fuck that, and fuck him.  

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#1254
3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

mlb radio dudes are making me ragey this morning trying to push Bellinger to Astros talk.  

fuck that, and fuck him.  


El Paso 

#1255

Now this asshole tweeted me back and said "it would take about 2 homers for you to get over it"  lol 

#1257
18 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Now this asshole tweeted me back and said "it would take about 2 homers for you to get over it"  lol 

Yeah, but you wouldn't get the second one until about May 15th.

Hard pass.

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#1258
10 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, but you wouldn't get the second one until about May 15th.

Hard pass.


2024 

#1259
On 11/19/2022 at 9:08 PM, Murfdogg21 said:

I bought a ton of shit planning to take half of it back. One of the white WS Champs t-shirts was printed with the words at least 30 degrees off horizontal, and not by design. I bought all three color combos of the 59fifty hat in the same size, and it was like the Goldilocks of sizing

I've found this to be true of all 59fifty hats. I prefer to buy them in person for this very reason, but, unfortunately, I like the low-profile versions, which most B&M retailers don't seem to carry. They are pretty easy to stretch of one if running a bit small. I haven't found a solution for ones that run too big. 

#1261

He was probably wearing a buzzer in 2019.  Dave Roberts shocked him every time he thought about swinging at a breaking ball.

#1262
On 11/19/2022 at 9:08 PM, Murfdogg21 said:

I bought all three color combos of the 59fifty hat in the same size, and it was like the Goldilocks of sizing. 

Same.  Orange bill too big.  Solid blue too small.  Both the same official size

#1263
1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Now this asshole tweeted me back and said "it would take about 2 homers for you to get over it"  lol 

 Not after the 22 consecutive K’s that preceded it.

#1264
11 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

I've found this to be true of all 59fifty hats. I prefer to buy them in person for this very reason, but, unfortunately, I like the low-profile versions, which most B&M retailers don't seem to carry. They are pretty easy to stretch of one if running a bit small. I haven't found a solution for ones that run too big. 

The solution for shrinking is to soak main portion of hat not (keep brim somewhat dry) in hot water then put on parchment paper/or aluminum foil lined cookie sheet in oven at 300deg for about 4 minutes works for me every time.

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#1265
36 minutes ago, mbtex said:

The solution for shrinking is to soak main portion of hat not (keep brim somewhat dry) in hot water then put on parchment paper/or aluminum foil lined cookie sheet in oven at 300deg for about 4 minutes works for me every time.

I tried that and my hat came out like this:

 

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#1266
1 hour ago, mbtex said:

The solution for shrinking is to soak main portion of hat not (keep brim somewhat dry) in hot water then put on parchment paper/or aluminum foil lined cookie sheet in oven at 300deg for about 4 minutes works for me every time.

Good lord

if I had to bake my apparel before wearing it, I’d find a new brand to wear.

#1268
3 hours ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Same.  Orange bill too big.  Solid blue too small.  Both the same official size

Good to know. My solid navy was too small, the navy with orange bill was perfect, and the orange with navy bill was too big. 

#1270
On 11/19/2022 at 10:51 PM, TexArcher said:

Yeah, that's my new lock screen, thanks!

Mine is still Yordan... from the Seattle series.

So many from which to choose.

#1274
3 hours ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Remember when they said out coaches wouldn't want to come back to a dysfunctional front office?

Those Astros coaches like that hefty playoff share they get every year. This year’s piece of the pie will amount to around $400k each. 

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#1276

Plus i never heard that lol.

What i have heard is them saying no established GM will want to come work with Crane

#1278
10 hours ago, mbtex said:

The solution for shrinking is to soak main portion of hat not (keep brim somewhat dry) in hot water then put on parchment paper/or aluminum foil lined cookie sheet in oven at 300deg for about 4 minutes works for me every time.

This is worse than getting custom tailored jerseys.

#1280
12 hours ago, Scraps said:

Plus i never heard that lol.

What i have heard is them saying no established GM will want to come work with Crane

Never underestimate the stupidity of MLB beat writers:

 

#1282

Just me speculating, but Cintron probably decided to stay with a stable, winning organization committed to pursuing excellence with integrity rather than work for a known cheater.

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#1283

This team is about to make moves and prep for a World Series run. All other teams are hoping to beat us first, then hopefully win a World Series 

#1284



This team is about to make moves and prep for a World Series run. All other teams are hoping to beat us first, then hopefully win a World Series 


No all other teams are hoping someone else beats us first so they don't even have to play us
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#1285
1 minute ago, Scraps said:


 

 


No all other teams are hoping someone else beats us first so they don't even have to play us

 


that’s the Yankees plan, hope someone else can knock us out the playoffs 

#1290

You guys watch, Dixon Machado is going to win us a split squad game next year.

You guys watch, Dixon Machado is going to win us a split squad game next year.

#1291
2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

You guys watch, Dixon Machado is going to win us a split squad game next year.

You guys watch, Dixon Machado is going to win us a split squad game next year.

 

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#1292
1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

 

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Man I liked this character because I actually did this as a kid. I’d repeat myself under my breath after saying something. Had to kind of train myself to stop doing it.

(There wasn’t a “spectrum” back in the 80s but in adulthood it’s become clear where I fall on it.)

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#1295

She’s a att employee, not an Astro employee ?

same for kalas and Blum. The radio guys are Astro employees 

#1299

Will be funny if/when they update that with the Yankees off the board. 
 

Signing Judge is probably bad ROI a few years down the road, but holy smokes the LOLs at Yankee fans. 

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