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40 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

he released a "manifesto" on Saturday titled "My Honest Reality." It's pinned on his Twitter page. 

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    love these articles and comments from the mlb media about marring a world series or how the baseball world will be critical of the astros for this move. get. the. fuck. out. with. that. nonsense.

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    Going through old pics because of the death of my grandmother / mom and came across this -- 1996, my son's first Astros game.

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16 minutes ago, Saint Tacky said:

he released a "manifesto" on Saturday titled "My Honest Reality." It's pinned on his Twitter page. 

I tried to read it all but lost interest quickly.

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Have we decided on the season thread title ?

 

’Slamming buds after the dog pile : electric boogaloo’ ?

’Fire Dusty’ ?

’’Fuck Dubon and Maton !’ ?

’Why is Presley our closer ??’ ?

’Good luck Fuckers !’ ? 
 

thread should start when the roster is set 

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On 3/18/2023 at 7:37 PM, The Dog said:

 

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1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 

The only upside to Altuve's injury is the opening it creates for Dirden to crack the active roster. I assume they will put Atuve on the 60-day IL which frees up a 40-man spot for Dirden.

34 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Have we decided on the season thread title ?

 

’Slamming buds after the dog pile : electric boogaloo’ ?

’Fire Dusty’ ?

’’Fuck Dubon and Maton !’ ?

’Why is Presley our closer ??’ ?

’Good luck Fuckers !’ ? 
 

thread should start when the roster is set 

I thought we fairly unanimously agreed on “Get Greedy” after the Dana Brown intro.

46 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 


#retire10 

GTFO lmao 

13 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

I thought we fairly unanimously agreed on “Get Greedy” after the Dana Brown intro.

i thought we agreed on something straightforward like "the defending champion houston astros 2023 season thread".

paging @Planet Houston

9 hours ago, kevwun said:

It's gonna be real weird seeing his giant ass at 2nd base.

There was another giant 2B that got started in the his late 20s, that had a pretty good career, may have hit the most HRs as a 2B, and Sandberg was no small guy either, but I guess neither was 6'6".

Whatever it is, it should include "Houston Astros" and "2022 World Series Champions"

Planet Houston does the season thread like always. 

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

’Why is Presley our closer ??’ ?

How dare you

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

’Why is Presley our closer ??’ ?

Misspelling in a thread title a personal pet peeve. 

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

2023 Houston Astros Thread

This is the plan. I don’t see why we dwell on being WS Champs, it’s time to win another. Right?

1 hour ago, Planet Houston said:

This is the plan. I don’t see why we dwell on being WS Champs, it’s time to win another. Right?

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1 hour ago, Planet Houston said:

This is the plan. I don’t see why we dwell on being WS Champs, it’s time to win another. Right?

Seriously.  Let me know when you've won 3.

So what was the opening day lineup when Bill Hall was at second?  Cause that name totally draws a blank for me. 

7 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

So what was the opening day lineup when Bill Hall was at second?  Cause that name totally draws a blank for me. 

2011 Opening Day lineup:

Michael Bourn, CF

Angel Sanchez, SS

Hunter Pence, RF

Carlos Lee, LF

Bill Hall, 2B

Chris Johnson, 3B

Brett Wallace, 1B

Humberto Quintero, C

Brett Myers, P

 

Murderer's Row, IMO.

Bill Hall's claim to fame was walk off homer on mother's day with pink bat and mom in attendance. Unfortunately that was years earlier with the Brewers

Not an ideal Spring to be honest. Altuve out indefinitely. LMJ and Brantley not close to playing yet. Yordan sat out almost all of ST and may not be ready for Opening Day.

Will be at the ballpark in about 90 minutes.  Warming up at the outlet mall 

I’ll  post a few pictures 

 Here's hoping we see a lot more Hensley in the lineup at second base than Dubon. One thing Hensley has proved capable of is getting on base. Granted, 29 AB is a very small sample size but his .441 obp is consistent with the .420 obp he put up last year across 104 games in AAA.

I'm just tryna find the silver linings to these injuries. My bet is on Hensley being a big contributor this year and breakout candidate. 

1 hour ago, CycleTex87 said:

2011 Opening Day lineup:

Michael Bourn, CF

Angel Sanchez, SS

Hunter Pence, RF

Carlos Lee, LF

Bill Hall, 2B

Chris Johnson, 3B

Brett Wallace, 1B

Humberto Quintero, C

Brett Myers, P

 

Murderer's Row, IMO.

I did love Bourn though. He had a few really good years. He was fun, but yeah, that era was dreadful.

52 minutes ago, Soliver465 said:

Will be at the ballpark in about 90 minutes.  Warming up at the outlet mall 

I’ll  post a few pictures 

Of the new food court?

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1 hour ago, Soliver465 said:

Spring Training 

Get it ! 

Spring Training 
Drive about 30 mins and eat here for me and give a review lol.

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Saw them on DDD and I want to hit them up when I do a Spring Training trip



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The lefty specialist is a thing of the past unless they get rid of the minimum batters faced rule which ain't happening.

Poor Dusty.  He probably thought with Click gone he would be able to sneak one lefty onto the roster.

Damn it pays to be a hot chick. Surprised they hooked her up but I guess she's considered an influencer? 

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10 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Damn it pays to be a hot chick. Surprised they hooked her up but I guess she's considered an influencer? 


I saw at least one other barstool chick get a  package 

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