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  • henrygandorf
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    love these articles and comments from the mlb media about marring a world series or how the baseball world will be critical of the astros for this move. get. the. fuck. out. with. that. nonsense.

  • MaybeACoordinator
    MaybeACoordinator

    Going through old pics because of the death of my grandmother / mom and came across this -- 1996, my son's first Astros game.

  • NSIAP, but 10000% of this.  

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Zero reason to push hm. He’s ready when he’s ready 

Blanco with another strong start. I guess we can't have a 7 man rotation. Long relief it is. 

Going to see the Stros play at the Sugarland Space Cowboys Mon 3/27.  Tickets are cheap, do it.

Why do they schedule that on a Monday?

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1 minute ago, kevwun said:

Why do they schedule that on a Monday?

 

Sunday would have been great day game.  Guess Monday is last day before reg season starts that they could do.

 

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14 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Why do they schedule that on a Monday?


because you touch yourself 

She didn't show the gold thong I sent her



Yeah thanks for letting us use your bed...sorry we didnt clean up

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welp, I'm pretty much sold on heading down to minute maid tonight. anyone else going ?

 

Is Ted actually hurt?  Because Mullins starting over him is bullshit even against a lefty.

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16 minutes ago, WBT said:

Is Ted actually hurt?  Because Mullins starting over him is bullshit even against a lefty.

 

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Hmm, hope it's nothing serious.

Maybe the Astros requested he be held out after Altuve got hurt.

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Hmm, hope it's nothing serious 

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The line is crazy. I’ll come back around 3am 

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It’s wrapped down 3rd baseline, down first baseline, around into LF. On the outside of the stadium 

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The hats are ok. The jerseys just look awful. Gold and orange is not a good look.

Silly to line up for something like this at midnight,

but I’ll allow it to keep printing the money for crane to go sign Tucker 

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3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

The hats are ok. The jerseys just look awful. Gold and orange is not a good look.

Silly to line up for something like this at midnight,

but I’ll allow it to keep printing the money for crane to go sign Tucker 


I live very close, I’ll go by around 3 and see what the line looks like 

Posted in the mlb thread, but if anyone wants to join the surly roto league then head over to Gambling board.  

Draft is Sunday 3/26 at 8pm.  A few of your usual suspects from this thread are in that league.  

 

 

8 hours ago, Saint Tacky said:

Done!

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That looks God awful.  Could they not mix in some teal while they were at it?

I ordered a hat from MLBshop this morning. I'll probably just wait for Academy to stock the jerseys or pick one up at the team store during Opening Day weekend. I was hoping for a gold variation of the Framber Blues. 

(Turning into my old man):

Any person that drops $450 on an "authentic" gold jersey forfeits the right to complain about money ever again.

So I was looking at the weather for my trip to Minnesota to watch the Astros and the day before I fly in there is expected 1-3 inches of snow.  30% chance the day I fly in with high of 44 and low of 29.  The first game would be the next day 4/6  if they play it lol 

24 minutes ago, Scraps said:

So I was looking at the weather for my trip to Minnesota to watch the Astros and the day before I fly in there is expected 1-3 inches of snow.  30% chance the day I fly in with high of 44 and low of 29.  The first game would be the next day 4/6  if they play it lol 

Yeah I was annoyed that we had to do our Minnesota trip in early April. 
so dumb to not put a roof on that place, but I guess no one cares about April baseball and the twins never have to worry about October baseball, so they said fuck it 

11 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

The hats are ok. The jerseys just look awful. Gold and orange is not a good look.

Silly to line up for something like this at midnight,

but I’ll allow it to keep printing the money for crane to go sign Tucker 

strongly agree with all of this

those ppl are weird. they probably line up for bbq at 6 am.

Here’s the view from my office. I’m looking forward to day games with the roof open…or in other words, the one time it happens I hope I’m here for it.

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Jairo Solis is starting today in place of Hunter Brown. 

I'm old enough to remember when he was a highly regarded prospect who kept bogarting a spot on the 40-man forever while recovering from multiple TJ surgeries or some shit. He hasn't pitched since 2018. 

Glad to hear I'm not alone in not liking the gold.  It reminds me too much of the worst/2nd worst* unis in team history, especially the hat.

*I go back and forth on which of drayton's redesigns is the worst.

Glad to hear I'm not alone in not liking the gold.  It reminds me too much of the worst/2nd worst* unis in team history, especially the hat.
*I go back and forth on which of drayton's redesigns is the worst.
Yep.

That blue gold shit is TRASH and it makes me want to piss on lawns when all the kids pine for those "throwbacks." Those should be thrown away and burned forever.
1 hour ago, Saint Tacky said:

It's a baseball jersey... but, thanks for the input.

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3 hours ago, Scraps said:

So I was looking at the weather for my trip to Minnesota to watch the Astros and the day before I fly in there is expected 1-3 inches of snow.  30% chance the day I fly in with high of 44 and low of 29.  The first game would be the next day 4/6  if they play it lol 


pack your Ugg’s 

You think you know people then you hear their take on jerseys past and present

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

You think you know people then you hear their take on jerseys past and present
 

this u?

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