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  • henrygandorf
    henrygandorf

    love these articles and comments from the mlb media about marring a world series or how the baseball world will be critical of the astros for this move. get. the. fuck. out. with. that. nonsense.

  • MaybeACoordinator
    MaybeACoordinator

    Going through old pics because of the death of my grandmother / mom and came across this -- 1996, my son's first Astros game.

  • NSIAP, but 10000% of this.  

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2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, that's my new lock screen, thanks!


same, looks great 

mlb radio dudes are making me ragey this morning trying to push Bellinger to Astros talk.  

fuck that, and fuck him.  

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3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

mlb radio dudes are making me ragey this morning trying to push Bellinger to Astros talk.  

fuck that, and fuck him.  


El Paso 

Now this asshole tweeted me back and said "it would take about 2 homers for you to get over it"  lol 

18 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Now this asshole tweeted me back and said "it would take about 2 homers for you to get over it"  lol 

Yeah, but you wouldn't get the second one until about May 15th.

Hard pass.

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10 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, but you wouldn't get the second one until about May 15th.

Hard pass.


2024 

On 11/19/2022 at 9:08 PM, Murfdogg21 said:

I bought a ton of shit planning to take half of it back. One of the white WS Champs t-shirts was printed with the words at least 30 degrees off horizontal, and not by design. I bought all three color combos of the 59fifty hat in the same size, and it was like the Goldilocks of sizing

I've found this to be true of all 59fifty hats. I prefer to buy them in person for this very reason, but, unfortunately, I like the low-profile versions, which most B&M retailers don't seem to carry. They are pretty easy to stretch of one if running a bit small. I haven't found a solution for ones that run too big. 

He was probably wearing a buzzer in 2019.  Dave Roberts shocked him every time he thought about swinging at a breaking ball.

On 11/19/2022 at 9:08 PM, Murfdogg21 said:

I bought all three color combos of the 59fifty hat in the same size, and it was like the Goldilocks of sizing. 

Same.  Orange bill too big.  Solid blue too small.  Both the same official size

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Now this asshole tweeted me back and said "it would take about 2 homers for you to get over it"  lol 

 Not after the 22 consecutive K’s that preceded it.

11 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

I've found this to be true of all 59fifty hats. I prefer to buy them in person for this very reason, but, unfortunately, I like the low-profile versions, which most B&M retailers don't seem to carry. They are pretty easy to stretch of one if running a bit small. I haven't found a solution for ones that run too big. 

The solution for shrinking is to soak main portion of hat not (keep brim somewhat dry) in hot water then put on parchment paper/or aluminum foil lined cookie sheet in oven at 300deg for about 4 minutes works for me every time.

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36 minutes ago, mbtex said:

The solution for shrinking is to soak main portion of hat not (keep brim somewhat dry) in hot water then put on parchment paper/or aluminum foil lined cookie sheet in oven at 300deg for about 4 minutes works for me every time.

I tried that and my hat came out like this:

 

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1 hour ago, mbtex said:

The solution for shrinking is to soak main portion of hat not (keep brim somewhat dry) in hot water then put on parchment paper/or aluminum foil lined cookie sheet in oven at 300deg for about 4 minutes works for me every time.

Good lord

if I had to bake my apparel before wearing it, I’d find a new brand to wear.

3 hours ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Same.  Orange bill too big.  Solid blue too small.  Both the same official size

Good to know. My solid navy was too small, the navy with orange bill was perfect, and the orange with navy bill was too big. 

On 11/19/2022 at 10:51 PM, TexArcher said:

Yeah, that's my new lock screen, thanks!

Mine is still Yordan... from the Seattle series.

So many from which to choose.

I'll just keep not wearing official hats.  Ain't nobody got time for all of that.

Remember when they said out coaches wouldn't want to come back to a dysfunctional front office?

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3 hours ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Remember when they said out coaches wouldn't want to come back to a dysfunctional front office?

Those Astros coaches like that hefty playoff share they get every year. This year’s piece of the pie will amount to around $400k each. 

Edited by TonyTexas

Plus i never heard that lol.

What i have heard is them saying no established GM will want to come work with Crane

10 hours ago, mbtex said:

The solution for shrinking is to soak main portion of hat not (keep brim somewhat dry) in hot water then put on parchment paper/or aluminum foil lined cookie sheet in oven at 300deg for about 4 minutes works for me every time.

This is worse than getting custom tailored jerseys.

12 hours ago, Scraps said:

Plus i never heard that lol.

What i have heard is them saying no established GM will want to come work with Crane

Never underestimate the stupidity of MLB beat writers:

 

From what I understand, many people think you're a moron Chris.

Just me speculating, but Cintron probably decided to stay with a stable, winning organization committed to pursuing excellence with integrity rather than work for a known cheater.

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This team is about to make moves and prep for a World Series run. All other teams are hoping to beat us first, then hopefully win a World Series 



This team is about to make moves and prep for a World Series run. All other teams are hoping to beat us first, then hopefully win a World Series 


No all other teams are hoping someone else beats us first so they don't even have to play us
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1 minute ago, Scraps said:


 

 


No all other teams are hoping someone else beats us first so they don't even have to play us

 


that’s the Yankees plan, hope someone else can knock us out the playoffs 

Let me know when we sign Long Reliever Dixon Cider

You guys watch, Dixon Machado is going to win us a split squad game next year.

You guys watch, Dixon Machado is going to win us a split squad game next year.

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

You guys watch, Dixon Machado is going to win us a split squad game next year.

You guys watch, Dixon Machado is going to win us a split squad game next year.

 

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1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

 

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Man I liked this character because I actually did this as a kid. I’d repeat myself under my breath after saying something. Had to kind of train myself to stop doing it.

(There wasn’t a “spectrum” back in the 80s but in adulthood it’s become clear where I fall on it.)

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She’s a att employee, not an Astro employee ?

same for kalas and Blum. The radio guys are Astro employees 

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

$$$$

 

 

How much did they allot to Hoskins? 

Will be funny if/when they update that with the Yankees off the board. 
 

Signing Judge is probably bad ROI a few years down the road, but holy smokes the LOLs at Yankee fans. 

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He needs to sign, so the signings can begin 

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