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10 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I hope our defense on Saturday doesn’t suck as much as Third Eye Blind.


If you removed that “do do do, do do do dooo” chorus from that one song they would be average for that time period. But that lyric might be the gayest line in any song ever. 

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2 minutes ago, ousux said:

I want something ellllssse..to get me through this

Semi-charmed kinda life baby baby

Doo Doo Doo, Doo Doo Doo Doo

 

1 minute ago, nunna yo bizness said:

I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend.

I loathe you.

2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


If you removed that “do do do, do do do dooo” chorus from that one song they would be average for that time period. But that lyric might be the gayest line in any song ever. 

They’d still be below average, with the lead singer’s pouty vocal style. He sucks at life.

There’s a deep inside of you joke to be made here with pics of the frog cheerleaders/dance sluts.

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21 minutes ago, South Austin said:

They’d still be below average, with the lead singer’s pouty vocal style. He sucks at life.

Says the guy with over 15,000 posts on Surly

42 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I hope our defense on Saturday doesn’t suck as much as Third Eye Blind.

nothing sucks more than your mother on her knees 

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3 hours ago, Newy25 said:

For the first time since 2014, I am going to a Texas home game. We better beat those Frog bastards. 

Come by the Surly tailgate. First Shotgun round is at 2pm, 2nd is at 4pm

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

They’d still be below average, with the lead singer’s pouty vocal style. He sucks at life.

Cut the guy some slack. Doin crystal meth will lift you up until you break.

1 hour ago, South Austin said:
1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

If you removed that “do do do, do do do dooo” chorus from that one song they would be average for that time period. But that lyric might be the gayest line in any song ever. 

They’d still be below average, with the lead singer’s pouty vocal style. He sucks at life.

I had to do a search to figure out who they were. I was better off having forgotten because now I'm also remembering Hootie & the Blowfish. The suckage fallout from reading that post just keeps getting worse.

2 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

Come by the Surly tailgate. First Shotgun round is at 2pm, 2nd is at 4pm

Where is the Surly tailgate? I might stop by. 

4 hours ago, South Austin said:

They’d still be below average, with the lead singer’s pouty vocal style. He sucks at life.

Now, you’re wounded.

17 hours ago, Vertuzzi said:

I’ve never heard anyone refer to Texas as “The University”. Sounds like some Ohio State type shit. 

Or it sounds like some British shit

Where does Nickleback fit on this scale of suck? Somewhere between Third Eye Blind and Hootie and the blowfish?

People keep saying that, but “San Quentin” has gotten a lot of run on the Big Uns countdown on SiriusXM Octane.

Interesting point on HornFM this morning...

Maybe the horny toads stronger 2nd half numbers are partly better because so many of their opponents QBs got injured during the game.  🤔

 

 

Five B12 teams have seen their QBs get injured against the toads:  

blOU, kansas, okie lite, k-state (2), tech

 

19 hours ago, South Austin said:

I call it DKR, just like I call John F. Kennedy International Airport "JFK" or Ronald Reagan National Airport "Reagan," or like I would call other campus buildings "Jester," "Parlin," or "Calhoun."  I don't find that weird. 

It's National Airport or DCA. Only tourists call it "Reagan."

Off to Israel for 12 days. Game time will be 2:30 am locally, so I’ll miss it. Biggest regular season game for the frogs in a long, long time. Bigger than Utah in the 2010 (Rose Bowl) season, bigger than any game in the 2014 (Peach Bowl) season. 

Go Frogs beat the Horns. 

See y’all on the other side of the game. 

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6 minutes ago, nnm said:

Off to Israel for 12 days. Game time will be 2:30 am locally, so I’ll miss it. Biggest regular season game for the frogs in a long, long time. Bigger than Utah in the 2010 (Rose Bowl) season, bigger than any game in the 2014 (Peach Bowl) season. 

Go Frogs beat the Horns. 

See y’all on the other side of the game. 

Israel ain't got TelAvivsion?

13 minutes ago, nnm said:

Off to Israel for 12 days. Game time will be 2:30 am locally, so I’ll miss it. Biggest regular season game for the frogs in a long, long time. Bigger than Utah in the 2010 (Rose Bowl) season, bigger than any game in the 2014 (Peach Bowl) season. 

Go Frogs beat the Horns. 

See y’all on the other side of the game. 

One might say this is TCU is treating this like their Super Bowl 

15 hours ago, South Austin said:

I hope our defense on Saturday doesn’t suck as much as Third Eye Blind.

They're actually really good live. 

38 minutes ago, nnm said:

Biggest regular season game for the frogs in a long, long time. Bigger than Utah in the 2010 (Rose Bowl) season, bigger than any game in the 2014 (Peach Bowl) season. 

It isn't any bigger than the Baylor game in 2015.

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Pack it up boys. Superflex Minecraft has spoken :/

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14 hours ago, sith_horn said:

I had to do a search to figure out who they were. I was better off having forgotten because now I'm also remembering Hootie & the Blowfish. The suckage fallout from reading that post just keeps getting worse.

Fuck you. Hootie and the Blowfish are a national treasure. 

3 hours ago, General Specific said:

Where does Nickleback fit on this scale of suck? Somewhere between Third Eye Blind and Hootie and the blowfish?

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1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Not nearly enough squid emojis used for me to believe this. 

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Patterson is technically someone from TCU. 

23 hours ago, Vertuzzi said:

I’ve never heard anyone refer to Texas as “The University”. Sounds like some Ohio State type shit. 

This was very common when I was at UT.  The Co-Op sold car stickers that read: “The University of Texas “.  We would cut out “of”, put “Texas” at the top, and “The University” under Texas……so…

            Texas

      The University

was a common car sticker in the good old days……and by the way….Texas is still “The University”!

 

 

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

One might say this is TCU is treating this like their Super Bowl 

Actually, The Ft. Worth newspaper noted that they are calling this game…..now wait for it…….The Gary Patterson Bowl!   No kidding.

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1 hour ago, Kormit The Frug said:

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Pack it up boys. Superflex Minecraft has spoken :/

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7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Why do teams insist on driving for 30 minutes to a couple of hours in a football uniform to take pictures in weird places trying to troll? This has to be the dumbest trend. 

Dropping this in because I know this thread will get a good amount of traffic.

 

One might say this is TCU is treating this like their Super Bowl 

While TCU is never a premiere brand or our super bowl, due to the visitor list and CCG implications, this may be our most important regular season game since 2009. Let’s go!!!
19 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Dropping this in because I know this thread will get a good amount of traffic.

 

Anf they’ve raised $6k since you posted it.

Poster on IT claiming Jamison is out tomorrow with an injury he suffered in practice.

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31 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Why do teams insist on driving for 30 minutes to a couple of hours in a football uniform to take pictures in weird places trying to troll? This has to be the dumbest trend. 

That's the FW Stockyards and a longhorn cow is the symbol for FW.  I'm not sure they are trying to troll.

3 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Poster on IT claiming Jamison is out tomorrow with an injury he got in practice.

Not good.

9 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Poster on IT claiming Jamison is out tomorrow with an injury he suffered in practice.

Not worried, DKR is a no fly zone

Shame on the previous downturn at Texas for making this more of a game than it should be.. that being said, I expect Texas to put a beatdown on those roaches. As they said in the 80's 

"Rugged as the land, They came Swiftly, with Vengeance, To Restore order to the Southwest"

 

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26 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Poster on IT claiming Jamison is out tomorrow with an injury he suffered in practice.

Fuuuuuuuck

4 hours ago, ztejas said:

They're actually really good live. 

It isn't any bigger than the Baylor game in 2015.

2014 was the 61-58 game. It was a huge game, but was only the 5th game, 2nd B12 game. In retrospect it was monstrous, but we didn’t know that going into it. This one, everyone knows what’s at stake. 

23 minutes ago, JBJ said:

That's the FW Stockyards and a longhorn cow is the symbol for FW.  I'm not sure they are trying to troll.

It's a dude roping and penning a longhorn during Texas week. It's intentional.

On 11/7/2022 at 10:21 AM, CheesePie said:

Apparently there are rumors in TCU circles that Gary Patterson came to an agreement with Sark that Gary won’t help gameplan against TCU. “Gary has too much love for the TCU program” was the reasoning. This sounds like complete and utter horse shit. In what world would Sark allow GP to take the week off in the single most impactful game on our schedule? I was told this by one particularly delusional TCU alum.

But was it a "gentlemens agreement "?

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