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1 minute ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:

It sucks because the Texas gop is full of so many pieces of god damned shit, but Beto is a fraud and a shill. A real prisoners dilemma…

No, you're just a fucking idiot

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Fucking Danny Goeb with a solid lead over Collier. I really thought that was the one race where Dems had a chance. 

2 minutes ago, LTbear said:

Montana is pretty great most of the time (ignore our current governor)

I at least live in a city with a lot of like minded (ie sane) people. I’m not a rural person and certainly not anywhere out west. It would be the same or worse.

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Hassan finally declared winner in NH

21 minutes ago, McCroskey said:

I just flipped over to 58 YEAR OLD Martha MacCallum.  Jesus Christ she's hot as fuck for 58.

I have to do everything around here?

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I'm still laughing my ass off that Walker got more than 10,000 votes of jokesters 18 year olds. We are so fucked as a people.

5 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

Texas is a shithole state.

Sorry, man. It's not changing anytime soon. Texas and Florida are the Fox News' utopias for every shitbag escaping the socialist regimes in their current state.

Fucking Danny Goeb with a solid lead over Collier. I really thought that was the one race where Dems had a chance. 

Statewide Texas results are pretty disappointing. I didn’t expect any wins, but 10% is too bad to spin.
28 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

There isn’t enough popcorn in the world for the shit show Kari will put on after losing. 

27 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Maybe, but I still want to see it.

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Oh honey, you’re where I was an hour ago. It’ll pass. It’s going to a runoff 

CNN saying the Herschel camp felt good if the Libertarian candidate stayed under 2.5%. He’s at 1.9%. I’m on the ledge with @brisketexan.
Sorry, man. It's not changing anytime soon. Texas and Florida are the Fox News' utopias for every shitbag escaping the socialist regimes in their current state.

Definitely think this is part of it. Republicans are sorting like Democrats have.
1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

Sorry, man. It's not changing anytime soon. Texas and Florida are the Fox News' utopias for every shitbag escaping the socialist regimes in their current state.

yep.  I'm out by 2024, if not before

7 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I’d Oklahoma republicans do what they say they will to public education I’m gone. And not back to Texas like I always thought. I love my people but I can’t let my children be treated like this by the supermajority of people were surrounded by. Not sure where but I’m out. 

If you find a good state, post in the ex-pats thread, because I'm still looking.

And my relatives in Oklahoma are feeling the same way you do - the writing is on the wall, and the Republicans are out to completely fuck it up which is ironic, since it'll destroy plenty of small towns in the rural areas.

15 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Boebert going down?

Can you clarify this please?  I would like her to go down.  Yes.  

1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

Sorry, man. It's not changing anytime soon. Texas and Florida are the Fox News' utopias for every shitbag escaping the socialist regimes in their current state.

We need a residency requirement of more than 60 months to vote.

God, I want Schweikart's scalp

8 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I’d Oklahoma republicans do what they say they will to public education I’m gone. And not back to Texas like I always thought. I love my people but I can’t let my children be treated like this by the supermajority of people were surrounded by. Not sure where but I’m out. 

I mean, anywhere really

I aint giving up on Texas

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Someone has to make up the 45% of D votes around here.

 

I’d Oklahoma republicans do what they say they will to public education I’m gone. And not back to Texas like I always thought. I love my people but I can’t let my children be treated like this by the supermajority of people were surrounded by. Not sure where but I’m out. 

What are they planning?
4 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I at least live in a city with a lot of like minded (ie sane) people. I’m not a rural person and certainly not anywhere out west. It would be the same or worse.

Bienvenido a California! 

3 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I at least live in a city with a lot of like minded (ie sane) people. I’m not a rural person and certainly not anywhere out west. It would be the same or worse.

I hate city life. Or at least "real" cities (traffic, crowding, noise, etc.). But in the Montana cities - especially Bozeman and Missoula - it's more liberal than you'd likely think. Montana has more of a purple/ libertarian vibe than a truly red one. 

20 minutes ago, pacman said:

Their "victory" party, now losers party, is at... Applebee's...

 

Fuck me..I'm dying...

 

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Hahaha, awesome. My mom is a major nutjob and is good friends with the Zimmerman's, so this is great news. Fuck all y'all lol...

Just now, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Bienvenido a California! 

It's all Colorado these days for Texans and Okies. 

Just now, SimonBolivar said:

Someone has to make up the 45% of D votes around here.

Yeah, I'm developing these weird coping mechanisms.  Like everytime we elect an asshole Republican, some poor kid in Massachusetts gets a puppy. 

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When even your own dead kids don’t move the needle…….

Look who just showed up on CNN.  

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3 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Can you clarify this please?  I would like her to go down.  Yes.  

Sir, I can get you a shorty in Souf Oak Cliff who looks 23 times better, if you wanted.

1 minute ago, Bama Chick said:

When even your own dead kids don’t move the needle…….
 

This is beyond sad

2 minutes ago, troph said:

Texas will be red for the rest of our lifetime. It’s not even close. Stop hoping. And those migrating from out of state are probably voting red more than voting blue. 

Seems to be the logical conclusion. 

1 minute ago, Bama Chick said:

When even your own dead kids don’t move the needle…….
 

Unreal. 

10 minutes ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:

It sucks because the Texas gop is full of so many pieces of god damned shit, but Beto is a fraud and a shill. A real prisoners dilemma…

Your mom.

 

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is beyond sad

Apparently they believed Greg when he said it could have been worse.

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So does Trump start pretending like he's never heard of Kari Lake?

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1 minute ago, troph said:

And way to go Arizona! Protecting democracy for the idoits in Texas and beyond.

Arizona gotta do it but I don’t expect quick calls. Yawn 

When even your own dead kids don’t move the needle…….



Unreal…
Just now, atomheartbevo said:

So does Trump start pretending like he's never heard of Kari Lake?

He’s going to say this red dribble was huge MAGA wave thanks to him and announce candidacy 

 

 

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At the moment, it looks like non-partisan pollsters were mostly spot on, while the right wing junk is way off 

 
Apparently they believed Greg when he said it could have been worse.

Hell work hard to make sure that it is…
4 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

When even your own dead kids don’t move the needle…….
 

The Leoparda are eating our kids. Time to vote for the leopards 

10 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I have to do everything around here?

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That’s Gretchen from Texas.  Or did i Miss the joke?

Democrats with a 50-point margin in Tucson. Fuck yeah

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

He’s going to say this red dribble was huge MAGA wave thanks to him and announce candidacy 

 

 

Might as well, reality doesn't matter.

7 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


What are they planning?

Vouchers to make sure our underfunded public schools become less funded so the rich Christian private schools get my tax dollars. And making sure the urban majority minority schools are “punished” for poor test results without any regard whatsoever of the socioeconomic issues the kids are facing, just blame the teachers and make them quit. We’re already at thousands of teaching vacancies. That was at around a hundred a few years ago. And no books about slavery or that even mention the word gay. Keep ‘em dumb, that’s the okie standard.

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