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Probably no one, but he can't just keep losing elections if he wants to make this state or country better.  He's got to get into an office where he can do something and build his resume back up. 

He makes the state better by helping down ballot candidates get additional votes which can make the difference between winning and losing. We will see what he does in the future.

I don’t give a fuck about his resume. If he wants to go work in DC tomorrow, Biden will appoint him to something.
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7 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

The billboard outside Lincoln financial field of Oz being a cowboys fan was genius.

That would probably play in Pittsburgh too

NYT called that district for Jackson an hour ago. 

 

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Pelosi has never lost a vote on the house floor. Paul Ryan lost a vote seemingly every week. I expect similar incompetence from McCarthy.

She lost the first crack at TARP which wasn’t her baby obviously but she brought it to a vote.
Pelosi has never lost a vote on the house floor. Paul Ryan lost a vote seemingly every week. I expect similar incompetence from McCarthy.

She lost the first crack at TARP which wasn’t her baby obviously but she brought it to a vote.
1 minute ago, Alien Octopus said:

Or; They like making money and reject social equity promises because their world experience does not show this line of thinking to be realistic or attainable. We Cubans have lived the true side of socialist agendas and reject that bullshit for what it is. You will find this is the case with Central Americans, Mexicans and the rest of the Hispanics who have made their way here largely by working, and not working the system.
Side note; I am quite embarrassed that 44% of my fellow Texans continue to run some Irish kid who changes his name to Beto for political gain. You fuckers are less self aware than the nazis in BCS. 

Este

2 minutes ago, RabidM said:

The Dems need to figure out how to win the Hispanic vote back.  The GOP has made big gains in the latino vote in the last decade or so.  The state can be purple, but it would require a great deal of competence.  I'm not sure the Dems have it in them. 

Apparently taking pictures like this would help.

 

 

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1 minute ago, Alien Octopus said:

Or; They like making money and reject social equity promises because their world experience does not show this line of thinking to be realistic or attainable. We Cubans have lived the true side of socialist agendas and reject that bullshit for what it is. You will find this is the case with Central Americans, Mexicans and the rest of the Hispanics who have made their way here largely by working, and not working the system.
Side note; I am quite embarrassed that 44% of my fellow Texans continue to run some Irish kid who changes his name to Beto for political gain. You fuckers are less self aware than the nazis in BCS. 

The socialist! theme will always work with Cuban voters. 

4 minutes ago, Blotto said:

The entire GOP party is full of fucking pussies that are afraid of the orange man and what he might do to them. I think its great he's running. that fucking buffoon is the best thing the Dems have going. 

Sadly, this is true.

Pretty interesting how badly DeSantis whipped Crist.  Not a great matchup for Dems but I think this puts little Ron in the drivers seat for 24.  And that means in someone’s crosshairs.  Let the Thunderdome begin!

You could have some pretty amazing stuff happen in a 3 seat majority house.  Some tiny caucus holding out for outrageous stuff and actually getting it. 

It’s too bad the stakes of R vs D are very literally existential these days. It would otherwise be fascinating to watch.
2 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Or; They like making money and reject social equity promises because their world experience does not show this line of thinking to be realistic or attainable. We Cubans have lived the true side of socialist agendas and reject that bullshit for what it is. You will find this is the case with Central Americans, Mexicans and the rest of the Hispanics who have made their way here largely by working, and not working the system.
Side note; I am quite embarrassed that 44% of my fellow Texans continue to run some Irish kid who changes his name to Beto for political gain. You fuckers are less self aware than the nazis in BCS. 

Similar to what Raphael Cruz does?

2 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Or; They like making money and reject social equity promises because their world experience does not show this line of thinking to be realistic or attainable. We Cubans have lived the true side of socialist agendas and reject that bullshit for what it is. You will find this is the case with Central Americans, Mexicans and the rest of the Hispanics who have made their way here largely by working, and not working the system.
Side note; I am quite embarrassed that 44% of my fellow Texans continue to run some Irish kid who changes his name to Beto for political gain. You fuckers are less self aware than the nazis in BCS. 

Lol, everything you believe in is a lie.  

11 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

That fucking Cuomo NY court. How they hell can they not anticipate what was going to happen in Florida? Detrumpis is on the warpath. We needed those NY seats to offset Florida. We also need the Supreme Court to not be retarded and award the minority districts to Louisiana and Alabama dems as the law is written.

In all fairness, the District  (with two Trump appointees) court put an enormous amount of work into the AL and LA VRA decision, but Kav gonna Kav. 
 

But yeah, if NY had been a bit more thoughtful and less greedy, they could have easily taken 3 seats 

 

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Palm Springs gays will take care of this I hope

 

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

I mean all it takes is a candidate who is actually electable. Beto is fucking garbage one of the worst candidates in a while. Worse than a literal potato. 

He sucks but was better than whomever it was they ran four years ago.

6 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

It’s amazing the statewide Texas races seemed to be more in favor of the GQP than ever before. There’s no turning purple for Texas, ever.

5 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

Yeah the people who could turn it purple are getting the fuck out.  Sorry guys.

Texas was turning, but then a shitload of Republicans moved here from California, Colorado, etc.

That’s my guess.

Warnock just pulled ahead by about 250 votes

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

Este

you've clearly been drinking.  not that I blame you.

4 minutes ago, Blotto said:

NYT called that district for Jackson an hour ago. 

 

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Yeah, I'm going to have another helping of crow and get better data.

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Probably no one, but he can't just keep losing elections if he wants to make this state or country better.  He's got to get into an office where he can do something and build his resume back up. 

Far be it from someone from a shithole blood red state to cast aspersions but what exactly can Beto do in a state like Texas at this point?

He stood tall and was literally the ONLY leader to listen to and fight for the parents in Uvalde and those voters STILL resoundingly cast their votes for an empty wheelchair who lied and said the massacre of babies “could have been worse”.

Outside of him having actual magic powers, I don’t know what he could have done.

The Texas Democratic Party is a mess and only slightly less impotent than Greg Abbott’s penis. He built out an entire campaign infrastructure by himself and raised more money than any gubernatorial candidate in history.

The dream of Texas turning blue due to demographics is a pipe dream. Red hats from California and Colorado are replacing Texas Democrats moving out.

Y’all got any football coaches or players who can be Democratic puppets?
5 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Or; They like making money and reject social equity promises because their world experience does not show this line of thinking to be realistic or attainable. We Cubans have lived the true side of socialist agendas and reject that bullshit for what it is. You will find this is the case with Central Americans, Mexicans and the rest of the Hispanics who have made their way here largely by working, and not working the system.
Side note; I am quite embarrassed that 44% of my fellow Texans continue to run some Irish kid who changes his name to Beto for political gain. You fuckers are less self aware than the nazis in BCS. 

 

You don't even know what socialism is, but keep on fucking that boogeyman. 

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1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

Yeah, I'm going to have another helping of crow and get better data.

Texas GOP drew the map to protect incumbents. Only 1 actual competitive race 

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5 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Or; They like making money and reject social equity promises because their world experience does not show this line of thinking to be realistic or attainable. We Cubans have lived the true side of socialist agendas and reject that bullshit for what it is. You will find this is the case with Central Americans, Mexicans and the rest of the Hispanics who have made their way here largely by working, and not working the system.
Side note; I am quite embarrassed that 44% of my fellow Texans continue to run some Irish kid who changes his name to Beto for political gain. You fuckers are less self aware than the nazis in BCS. 

It’s the extremism that is the problem. Voting for extremism in the other direction doesn’t fix anything.  Voting for people that hate you isn’t a great strategy either.  There’s not nearly enough people here that want Cuban style socialism for it to happen, and the people still get to choose. But choosing fascism is asking for your choice to be taken from you. 

6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

That’s just in Denton. Dude won with 75% of the vote lol

Gonzalez over Flores is the only upset in the Texas House delegation. 

Gonzalez was a massive favorite in that district (which includes my hometown). He got gerrymandered into the 34th and smoked her like he was expected to.

14 minutes ago, ERhine said:


Who would have outperformed him?

I’m glad he ran so at least it was someone running for governor who had appeal and could hopefully give some benefit to down ballot candidates in certain areas.

It makes me happy any time a Dem makes Republicans spend money on a seat they usually easily hold.   

11 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

Pelosi has never lost a vote on the house floor. Paul Ryan lost a vote seemingly every week. I expect similar incompetence from McCarthy.

I hope Pelosi doesn't retire, or at least somehow passes on some of that knowledge to her proteges.  

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

So are Ronny Jackson and Lauren Boebert going to lose or not?

He won't. She might 

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Brianna - 5

Gretchen - 7

Martha - 8

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Sadly the GOP flipped the NC Supreme Court. 

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Texas was turning, but then a shitload of Republicans moved here from California, Colorado, etc.

That’s my guess.

Yeah but most of those people are moving to the large cities, they arent moving to Possum Fuck, Texas. I think the answer lies more in the hispanic vote being more GOP than you would think would be the case. 

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Holy shit y’all if Boebert actually loses, I may post tit pictures.

Not my tits, but someone’s tits.

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

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What happened to Aubrey Huff?
 
 
Former San Francisco Giants player Aubrey Huff has been permanently suspended from Twitter. Twitter said it suspended Huff for repeated violations of its COVID-19 misleading information policy.Aug 11, 2021

Wait.

Aubrey Huff? That baseball moron?

RUNNING FOR A SCHOOL BOARD??

2 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Holy shit y’all if Boebert actually loses, I may post tit pictures.

Not my tits, but someone’s tits.

You should mix yours in, and not tell us which they are. 

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Governor

Arizona’s top election official, Katie Hobbs, who defended the state’s 2020 election results, is the Democrat competing with Kari Lake, a Republican and former news anchor who has become a champion of the far right.

Latest results from 1m ago
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Governor
Candidate Party Votes PercentPct.  
 
Katie Hobbs
Democrat 763,497 +56.6%56.6%
 
 
Kari Lake
Republican 584,664 +43.4%43.4
 
Total reported
1,348,161    
2 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Holy shit y’all if Boebert actually loses, I may post tit pictures.

Not my tits, but someone’s tits.

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Yeah but most of those people are moving to the large cities, they arent moving to Possum Fuck, Texas. I think the answer lies more in the hispanic vote being more GOP than you would think would be the case. 

Second generation hates the next. Every immigration has been this way pretty much.

Republicans understand south Texas and playing the oil card
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