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4 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

Are you saying you think Lake beats Hobbs? I have an irrational hatred of Lake so I have trouble comprehending sometimes.

Yes, I think Kelly and Fontes are in great positions and Lake is more likely than Hobbs to win, depending on the remaining Maricopa ballots.  Gov race will end up super super super close.  Don't think Senate or SOS will be that close in the end. 

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15 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 robot poll workers.

Tell me more

Yes, I think Kelly and Fontes are in great positions and Lake is more likely than Hobbs to win, depending on the remaining Maricopa ballots.  Gov race will end up super super super close.  Don't think Senate or SOS will be that close in the end. 

Please baby Jesus don’t make me have to listen to Kari fucking Lake for the next 4 years.
2 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


Please baby Jesus don’t make me have to listen to Kari fucking Lake for the next 4 years.

It’ll be very interesting to hear how neutered her msg/style is with trump a castoff. If neutered at all. 

8 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Universally I’m hearing all over town: Dems need to stop with the constant texting.  It’s incredibly off puttinf

I feel like I get more R texts than D. Apparently, some red wave riding, MAGA blowhard named Stephen registered my phone number somewhere and now I get spammed non-stop by the GOP. Pretty sure my blocked contact list is 10x my actual contacts list as a result.

Are you saying you think Lake beats Hobbs? I have an irrational hatred of Lake so I have trouble comprehending sometimes.

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Just now, dieucla98 said:

I feel like I get more R texts than D. Apparently, some red wave riding, MAGA blowhard named Stephen registered my phone number somewhere and now I get spammed non-stop by the GOP. Pretty sure my blocked contact list is 10x my actual contacts list as a result.

I guess it’s universal. 

33 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

How fucking long does it take to count 7K votes? Jesus

Colorado heavy on mail ins that need signature verification

30 minutes ago, Js1 said:

robot poll workers.

 

15 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Tell me more

 

18 hours ago, Js1 said:

Not a state I’d give up on, personally. The Midwest blue wall is very important. 

Fuck Florida, Texas, Ohio, Iowa. They’re red. Blue wall + AZ/GA/NV + NC

Fuck that. Ohio went for Bill Clinton twice and Barack Obama twice. For a long time however Ohio went, the country went. I’m not thrilled that the state went for Dubya and Trump but it’s a mistake to just give up. You can, I won’t. 

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16 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Fuck that. Ohio went for Bill Clinton twice and Barack Obama twice. For a long time however Ohio went, the country went. I’m not thrilled that the state went for Dubya and Trump but it’s a mistake to just give up. You can, I won’t. 

Counterpoint: your state voted for JD Vance. Fuck Ohio

I gave up on Ohio decades ago after dealing with their horrific tourists. Pennsylvania too, even though they manage to at least elect Democrats. But as a people, dead.

51 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

White people that turned 44 4 weeks ago here.  Just constantly wondering how other white peoples can act so cravenly selfish. And then knowing they the selfishness for most is misguided as they aren’t rich enough to even reap the benefits of R leadership. 

What is, "Most people are stupid", Alex?

52 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 I mean I am just sitting around watching numbers go up. Even if I wanted to panic I am not sure how I would do that.

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41 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Counterpoint: your state voted for JD Vance. Fuck Ohio

 

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This one is his best of the day. 
 

 

 

18 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

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Does he also steal jokes?

I assume there will be no counting tomorrow as a federal holiday?  So anything not wrapped up tonight goes to the weekend or Monday?

So long as we get it right, and before inauguration, but c’mon son. 
 

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11 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

This one is his best of the day. 
 

 

 

That is just fantastic.

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Counterpoint: your state voted for JD Vance. Fuck Ohio

Could be worse. Could be Texas. 

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Could be worse. Could be Texas. 

Yeah, we have Ted Cruz.  Ouch.

2 hours ago, Bateshorn said:

Universally I’m hearing all over town: Dems need to stop with the constant texting.  It’s incredibly off puttinf

i got 5 emails a day from a dem in suburban chicago dooming and glooming about losing and needing my help.  won by 13 points. 

Just now, elfenix said:

i got 5 emails a day from a dem in suburban chicago dooming and glooming about losing and needing my help.  won by 13 points. 

This is something the national party needs an intervention about. Someone needs to e-mail them "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" 12 times a day until the message sinks in. Hell, I think this cost Beto at least 100k votes in Texas.

TIL Surly is an apparatus of the suburban Chicago Democrats

 

51 minutes ago, Gengs1 said:

 


 

 

Barnes made a epic mistake by not leaning into and embracing the Biden agenda. He brought in Bernie Sanders to stomp for him while Governor Eavers brought in Biden. He got some really bad advice.

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29 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Could be worse. Could be Texas. 

I can’t and won’t argue that 

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3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

What is he talking about

2 hours ago, Bateshorn said:

Universally I’m hearing all over town: Dems need to stop with the constant texting.  It’s incredibly off puttinf

I would agree with that. I was getting multiple texts per day from Beto people asking to help monetarily or telling me about block walks or phone banks that I could help with. I've never donated to a political campaign in my life until I sent Beto a little bit here and there. I probably sent him money four or five different times, not much but $25 here or there. The texts asking for more every single day were a bit much. A couple of times, I was like "Damn, I just gave you some last night." Maybe a "Hey, thank you so much for your contribution last week" before asking for more would be appreciated.

6 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

What is he talking about

Think these are the Maricopa County ballots, apparently some of the last early votes, which explains why they may skew R (relative to the earlier stuff). 

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14 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

Hobbs and Mayes might hang on. I sure as shit hope so

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3 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

Think these are the Maricopa County ballots, apparently some of the last early votes, which explains why they may skew R (relative to the earlier stuff). 

But not overtly R.  Which helps Hobbs. 

Finchem and masters are toast per that twitter guy. 

In other words, these E-Day drop off votes should break for Democrats like 2018. 

6 minutes ago, bluto said:

Finchem and masters are toast per that twitter guy. 

Zero doubt about that. I hope Thiel loses Blake's number

12 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I would agree with that. I was getting multiple texts per day from Beto people asking to help monetarily or telling me about block walks or phone banks that I could help with. I've never donated to a political campaign in my life until I sent Beto a little bit here and there. I probably sent him money four or five different times, not much but $25 here or there. The texts asking for more every single day were a bit much. A couple of times, I was like "Damn, I just gave you some last night." Maybe a "Hey, thank you so much for your contribution last week" before asking for more would be appreciated.

This x 1,000,000,000

3 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

 

Somebody got some bad news about the outstanding ballots. GET. FUCKED

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1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

 

Beautiful.

If nothing else, it seems like Indy's are really not into the crazy town shit this go round which is heartening.

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

Yeah, we have Ted Cruz.  Ouch.

And Cornyn. At least we have Sherrod Brown. Mike DeWine sucks but he’s better than Abbott. Before DeWine we had John Kasich. I disagreed with him on some things but not all. He’s a decent person, did a decent job as Governor, and rejected Trump. Before Abbott you had Rick “Oops” Perry, he of the official rally to pray for rain, the guy who wanted to eliminate the Dept. of Energy, even though he couldn’t remember its name, and then who became its Secretary only to finally find out then what the Department actually does. Before Perry, Texas voted for Dubya long before anyone else in the country could make the mistake of voting him president  Before Kasich, Ohio had Governor Ted Strickland, a Democrat  Ohio will go blue again long before Texas does. And because of Texas’ size and influence, what the Republicans do there is a concern to all the rest of us because of their ability to influence Republicans elsewhere.

 

 

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